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Daily reminder that the Lovecraftian abomination in between Kev's legs is not a clit, and is in fact, a mistake.
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Daily reminder that the Lovecraftian abomination in between Kev's legs is not a clit, and is in fact, a mistake.
I’d agree, if it weren’t for this line from the second blog post:Nah, he has called her his adoptive mother too much. I think his grandparents probably couldn’t look after him the whole time and may end up being put up for adoption. Or his grandparents died.
let that sink in. kevin takes so long to "orgasm" that the batteries in his vibrators give up and die. holy shit
This your mind when you've based your life and personality around being a coomer and a Twitter-tard. Fucking cumbrain.
Bruh are you okay.They also have fewer layers of skin than men. But yeah, it pisses me off when ladies whine offices are too cold. It's called a sweater, you dumb bitch. You're the one with the fucking purse.
Half of these read like a phonetic transcription of guttural death metal.
First recorded instance of a sex toy committing suicide, and for good reason.
Honestly, if you immediately feel the urge to improve something about yourself when you're reading about half the cows on this forum, that's just a sign your basic cognitive functions still work.Does anyone else feel the overwhelming urge to declutter whenever they read this thread? I can barely look at my own scant handful of figurines without shuddering anymore.
schlick........
'Shlick' and 'fap' were words that were first coined in a comic called 'Sexy Losers' in the early 2000s, and have just kind of spread throughout the internet since.schlick............. okay i really don't enjoy Kevin/onomatopoeia combos
I mean yeah I'll give Penny credit for being buff, but it's very weird to me that she takes so much pride in masculine things: biceps, guns, and ranching. Her taste in pop culture seems to be generic male nerd too (that Star Wars hat she always wears etc). It's just... why did you think you were a woman when there's nothing feminine in your personality? Could be degenerate sexual reasons, of course, but Penny is supposedly asexual, into BDSM somewhat but apparently not that interested in actual sex? Probably just depression and general self hatred; to me the most insidious thing about the recent trans boom is that so many of them, especially mtfs, are just dudes who feel like failures due to lack of social/sexual success, hate themselves and want to become a different person. Add to that the promise of a whole community that will mindlessly affirm and praise you, plus the fact that it gives your life a heroic narrative (I was unhappy but now I'm bravely going against a bigoted culture to be my true authentic self etc). I can kinda see why trans is appealing to fail-males. But of course the worst part is that it doesn't work, it doesn't make you happier, it doesn't solve the underlying causes of your depression and you end up hating yourself more because part of you knows you cut off your balls for a lie. Some sad shit, man.
Imagine abandoning your actual biological children to take care of Kevinso having Kev as his "slave" with a metal thingy locked around his neck makes it feel like that Kev won't leave him. It's much more of a parent/child relationship than a romantic partner one