Lolcow Mohammad Shafiq Khan - the man who disproved physics.

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Randall Fragg said:
About 10 good posts, and 190 "lol, he such a exceptional individual let's get him to come here" shitposting.
Come on people, get some archives, some screenshots. Don't turn this into an Enter-teir thread.
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There are archives/screen caps.
 
Yaks said:
He's also Einstein reincarnated.
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So... does that make Einstein his factive or some shit? I'm admittedly shit with Tumblrisms.

High-Tech Redneck said:
I miss the days when Lolcows were dumber than me.
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Don't worry. This man is probably dumber.

High-Tech Redneck said:
I wonder if he'll try to dominate us on a spiritual level too, since he's pretty religious.
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Centuries old books citing an ethereal sky daddy are legitimate sources, though.

sugoi-chan said:
I think Google also does some shuffling to your search results based on your search history unless you explicitly turn that off.

Also: we don't want him to find the farms. It's more fun if they just go on their way, being crazy and we mock it here. When they find the farms is when you get threads like Shaner's where it's thirty trillion shitposts for every good post.
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I dunno. I'm kinda torn on the issue. On one hand, when you have guys like Len, you get tons of content straight out of Len himself that we probably wouldn't have gotten otherwise. It's just that sometimes we have to try and avoid having the threads devolve into nothing but exceptional individualisms. I mean, the CWC forums are probably a big example of how even the most minor of shit can go terribly wrong, especially when the Blarms saga was just starting.

What I do think, though, is that we should stop getting excited. Some of the best cows that engaged us, like Sweets, came in right as their threads were failing. We should just focus less on the fallout and more on just digging up more dirt on him so we have more ammo if he even bothers to engage us.
 
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ThunderCavalier said:
So... does that make Einstein his factive or some shit? I'm admittedly shit with Tumblrisms.



Don't worry. This man is probably dumber.



Centuries old books citing an ethereal sky daddy are legitimate sources, though.



I dunno. I'm kinda torn on the issue. On one hand, when you have guys like Len, you get tons of content straight out of Len himself that we probably wouldn't have gotten otherwise. It's just that sometimes we have to try and avoid having the threads devolve into nothing but exceptional individualisms. I mean, the CWC forums are probably a big example of how even the most minor of shit can go terribly wrong, especially when the Blarms saga was just starting.

What I do think, though, is that we should stop getting excited. Some of the best cows that engaged us, like Sweets, came in right as their threads were failing. We should just focus less on the fallout and more on just digging up more dirt on him so we have more ammo if he even bothers to engage us.
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His posts are the same shit over and over again. Literally. Three to five sources pretty much tells you everything.
 
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AnOminous said:
Mohammed Shafiq Khan might be too dumbpreoccupied with science to create an account.
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Not to mention he's probably dreaming of science right now, since he lives in an entirely different timezone.

ThunderCavalier said:
So... does that make Einstein his factive or some shit? I'm admittedly shit with Tumblrisms.
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Probably something like that, yeah, but that's a discussion for Brad's thread.
 
High-Tech Redneck said:
His posts are the same shit over and over again. Literally. Three to five sources pretty much tells you everything.
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Yup, pretty much. We don't need that many sources or archives, we've already got the main stuff. If he comes then great, as long as no one spergs.
 
Randall Fragg said:
I did. I also noticed you two sperging out for the last 13 pages by repeating "lol, I hope he comes here" like, 50 times. Please calm down dude, or else the mods will nuke this thread for being a cesspit of shitposting.
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What the fuck else are we supposed to do? We're prepped and ready to launch, but there's nothing else to research.
 
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High-Tech Redneck said:
What the fuck else are we supposed to do? We're prepped and ready to launch, but there's nothing else to research.
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You do realize this guy lives in India, right? It's, like, 12:00AM in India. He's probably asleep.
Just calm down and stop posting until actual stuff starts happening.
 
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... The sad thing is that this could've been a legitimately tender lolcow. Psuedointellectuals with an ego the size of Florida are hilarious when someone with even a cursory knowledge of the subject debunk them.

Oh well. This thread will forever live on in my heart. ... Now if you need me I need to go take my heart medication.
 
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