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Shit gets deep when Len isn't around
Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord
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I mean, guys, think about it for a second.
We didn't make Len shit himself to get out of Sears.
We didn't make Len identify a man based on his dick.
We didn't make Len trespass on the Colebrookdale Railroad.
We didn't make Len hijack a lawyer's account (OK maybe this thread might've).
Len is like Chris. We don't need to make him give us content, because he's adept at doing that himself.
Sit back and laugh (typing on mobile plz) and update the Lenspiracy board or work on some juicy novels detailing Len's sexual misadventures with pillows, but for the love of Azir don't chase him down. He already comes back to us.
'Aight, I can see where you're coming from. My bad, went full retard there.
We didn't make Len shit himself to get out of Sears.
We didn't make Len identify a man based on his dick.
We didn't make Len trespass on the Colebrookdale Railroad.
We didn't make Len hijack a lawyer's account (OK maybe this thread might've).
Len is like Chris. We don't need to make him give us content, because he's adept at doing that himself.
Sit back and laugh (typing on mobile plz) and update the Lenspiracy board or work on some juicy novels detailing Len's sexual misadventures with pillows, but for the love of Azir don't chase him down. He already comes back to us.
'Aight, I can see where you're coming from. My bad, went full retard there.
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This. We should just laugh and have fun at the crazy shit Len does. This thread is only good when we do just that.
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also, to the dudes who took dynastia seriously, consider taking a break from the thread for a day or two -- len's autism seems to be rubbing off on you and that's never a good thing
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Conversations with comrade Shaner are the only driving force of this thread. Without it, it'll die pretty quickly.
EDIT: a very, very late reaction, but anyway, I meant to post it earlier:
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I think Lennys autism is contagious. Y'all might want to stare at a sailor moon poster for a bit
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God, it's hard reading multiple pages of people taking @Dynastia seriously. 
I mean, still not as hard as reading the Alpha Boy account, but pretty difficult nonetheless.
I mean, still not as hard as reading the Alpha Boy account, but pretty difficult nonetheless.
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God, it's hard reading multiple pages of people taking @Dynastia seriously.
I was just as surprised as you.
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Ain't that half the fun of shitposting though?
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I notice sometimes that people can get legitimately angry at stuff Len either says or does. There are a few people here who have a right to do so especially since they know and have suffered from him personally, but as far as "trolling" Len goes, believe it or not but there is actually a certain etiquette to trolling that needs to be followed. That is typically why people who are experienced at trolling are usually very protective of letting other people go after their targets.
When I was feeding Len all of the doxxing info, my goal was never to make him feel uncomfortable, angry, scared or to purposely deepen his delusions about the lenspiracy. My goal was only to harmlessly feed him ridiculous names within the realm of Kiwi Farms until he either caught on to the absurdity of what was happening or it started getting old. (Spoiler: It started getting old)
There was a lot of noteworthy information that Len would blurt out and send to me that was posted in this thread, but Len also sent me a lot of information about stuff such as where he lives, his phone numbers, the addresses of people he knew at Colebrookdale, pictures of them and their family, pictures of his own family and a ton of other information that would be inappropriate to post here. The point of this is, just because you have the ability to do something doesn't mean you should.
Once you're directly going out of your way to taunt Len and remind him that he is going to jail, or trying to coerce him to do something that can be harmful to either himself or others, you're completely missing the point and all you're doing is literally engaging yourself in a battle of wits with a retarded and delusional autistic manchild; which is the metaphorical equivalent of trying to show off your physical strength by beating up a midget that was already repeatedly slamming its own head into a wall.
There's no need to make Len even more paranoid than he already is, which is something that I may be slightly guilty of though, as Len is now convinced that everyone here is either a murderer, rapist, former WWF champion, pedophile, evil clone of him, stolen volar or a cybernetic robot from the future.
Len may need an occasional nudge every now and then from us, but for the most part, the best thing to do is merely observe, archive stories about his past and document stories that are happening now and in the future.
But he's still fat and dumb though and will get raped by a big black man in jail.
When I was feeding Len all of the doxxing info, my goal was never to make him feel uncomfortable, angry, scared or to purposely deepen his delusions about the lenspiracy. My goal was only to harmlessly feed him ridiculous names within the realm of Kiwi Farms until he either caught on to the absurdity of what was happening or it started getting old. (Spoiler: It started getting old)
There was a lot of noteworthy information that Len would blurt out and send to me that was posted in this thread, but Len also sent me a lot of information about stuff such as where he lives, his phone numbers, the addresses of people he knew at Colebrookdale, pictures of them and their family, pictures of his own family and a ton of other information that would be inappropriate to post here. The point of this is, just because you have the ability to do something doesn't mean you should.
Once you're directly going out of your way to taunt Len and remind him that he is going to jail, or trying to coerce him to do something that can be harmful to either himself or others, you're completely missing the point and all you're doing is literally engaging yourself in a battle of wits with a retarded and delusional autistic manchild; which is the metaphorical equivalent of trying to show off your physical strength by beating up a midget that was already repeatedly slamming its own head into a wall.
There's no need to make Len even more paranoid than he already is, which is something that I may be slightly guilty of though, as Len is now convinced that everyone here is either a murderer, rapist, former WWF champion, pedophile, evil clone of him, stolen volar or a cybernetic robot from the future.
Len may need an occasional nudge every now and then from us, but for the most part, the best thing to do is merely observe, archive stories about his past and document stories that are happening now and in the future.
But he's still fat and dumb though and will get raped by a big black man in jail.
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I think Len is trying to say, in his extremely autistic way, that Pennsylvania isn't a state, but a commonwealth. Incidentally, Kentucky is, too.
On the up side, your dramatic reading was fanfuckingtastic!
On a side note, it looks like Leonard Shaner is stealing jokes from Nick Bate, another notorious pedophile. I heard pedos stick together but at least Shaner could have chosen a better joke. So not only does Kentucky not exist but evidently Pennsylvania doesn't exist either.
I number the order a little since facebook threw the first comment down at the bottom for some reason.
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Or I'm reading entirely too much into it. But I have heard people use the "Pennsylvania's not a state, it's a COMMONWEALTH" argument before.
EDIT: Fuck, sorry, missed @AnOminous 's post.
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*ahem* So.... I think we should get back to our roots. So, I believe we actually glossed over this when it happened, but since it's a slow day and we're trying to get back on track I thought we should address it.
For anyone just arriving on the Lencomotive, on a particularly emotional 'bout of Len sperging, we learned that one of our informants on Len and the Colebrookdale Railroad, @Pocket_Sand!, was actually "Curt," one of the employees of the aforementioned railroad and a man with a storied history of Len. He's given us information before but in light of his new identity I thought we should ask him some questions again, if he's comfortable with it.
I apologize if any of these questions are old or answered already, but the last time we had a Q&A session with @Pocket_Sand! iirc it was back when we were in the double digits, so a refresher wouldn't hurt for anyone new on our train.
So Curt:
1) Did you ever work directly with Len, or indirectly? We already know Len was particularly lazy and has difficulty using things like a bloody ladder, so was he really just there to foam at trains or did he try to do anything useful?
2) We already know from @Gook Choy that Len has a history of harrassing female employees and customers, and that he had been taking pictures of people at the railroad. Were there any... particular instances of this, like when Len tried to kiss one of his Sears coworkers and got decked for it?
3) Do you and Len have any personal history with each other? Len seemed to focus intensely on arguing with you after you officially came out, much to everyone's amusement when he told us all to fuck off, so did anything happen or was he just finally thrilled to actually be shittalking someone from the great railroad Lenspiracy? Also, what was the deal with him and your wife, if you don't mind me asking?
4) Were there any instances of Len being horribly lazy (even by Len standards) or negligent in his work? Or any instances of him overburdening other workers or stealing anything (besides those pictures we have of him stealing shit).
And for any future discussion of Len... guys, remember to laugh.
So sit back with your
and your 
everyone, because we just cleaned the shit out of the wheels and got a fresh shipment of lulz. Let's get the train rolling again, where everyone is here for the express purpose of laughing at Len Shaner, autistic foamer shitlord (in more ways than one)
Except Alphaboy. If he shows up again we're running him over with a train.
For anyone just arriving on the Lencomotive, on a particularly emotional 'bout of Len sperging, we learned that one of our informants on Len and the Colebrookdale Railroad, @Pocket_Sand!, was actually "Curt," one of the employees of the aforementioned railroad and a man with a storied history of Len. He's given us information before but in light of his new identity I thought we should ask him some questions again, if he's comfortable with it.
I apologize if any of these questions are old or answered already, but the last time we had a Q&A session with @Pocket_Sand! iirc it was back when we were in the double digits, so a refresher wouldn't hurt for anyone new on our train.
So Curt:
1) Did you ever work directly with Len, or indirectly? We already know Len was particularly lazy and has difficulty using things like a bloody ladder, so was he really just there to foam at trains or did he try to do anything useful?
2) We already know from @Gook Choy that Len has a history of harrassing female employees and customers, and that he had been taking pictures of people at the railroad. Were there any... particular instances of this, like when Len tried to kiss one of his Sears coworkers and got decked for it?
3) Do you and Len have any personal history with each other? Len seemed to focus intensely on arguing with you after you officially came out, much to everyone's amusement when he told us all to fuck off, so did anything happen or was he just finally thrilled to actually be shittalking someone from the great railroad Lenspiracy? Also, what was the deal with him and your wife, if you don't mind me asking?
4) Were there any instances of Len being horribly lazy (even by Len standards) or negligent in his work? Or any instances of him overburdening other workers or stealing anything (besides those pictures we have of him stealing shit).
And for any future discussion of Len... guys, remember to laugh.
So sit back with your
and your everyone, because we just cleaned the shit out of the wheels and got a fresh shipment of lulz. Let's get the train rolling again, where everyone is here for the express purpose of laughing at Len Shaner, autistic foamer shitlord (in more ways than one)Except Alphaboy. If he shows up again we're running him over with a train.
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I told you, don't bother PM'ing me I'll just post it here, sooo.... in your face.
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Lenny is just lookin for someone to fill his lonesome heart
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Wow.
Shaner just PM'd me, trying to threaten me. He asked me for pics. I sent him the dick pic from last night and he actually fucking complimented my dick. All while insisting he's still not gay, of course.
Sorry if I scared him off with my last reply.
If anyone starts out a sentence with "I'm not gay" they're usually pretty gay
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kind of like someone saying "I'm not racist"
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Len Shaner stole 40 cakes. That's as many as five tens. Ann thats terribel.
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Lenspiracy Board: Fresh and Foamy edition
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Lenspiracy Board: Fresh and Foamy edition
I spy Jared from Subway post-FBI raid. Very good.
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@Schuylkill Valley also believes I own a Jeep. I also got him to finally spell "lose" right! Hurray!
I'm actually sort of glad it's been a slow few days. Every time I go to bed 15 or so pages would appear overnight and I'd have to read it before starting work! Maybe people should scare Leonard Shaner so bad he shits his jorts more often. I know @Pocket_Sand! got him running scared since Shaner's now threatening him too with... something.
In other news. The drama is heating up once again on the Shaner's Friends page.
I'm actually sort of glad it's been a slow few days. Every time I go to bed 15 or so pages would appear overnight and I'd have to read it before starting work! Maybe people should scare Leonard Shaner so bad he shits his jorts more often. I know @Pocket_Sand! got him running scared since Shaner's now threatening him too with... something.
In other news. The drama is heating up once again on the Shaner's Friends page.
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