DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

I'm really enjoying this moment in the phil-iverse. There are like 3 critical paypigs so close to awakening and it's always exciting to see where they go. He's got mods openly ridiculing him and he's playing games he hates. One he's going to cheese and no one will be confused as to why he's succeeding much more than he should as he's too lazy to hide it and too weak willed to just figure the game out and enjoy it. The other he's just got to brute force since he's terrible at games. Quitting either is just embarrassing for him and you know he will.

Looking forward to another missed stream because he's sick or kats sick or something soon.

Anyone else getting tired of some people making page long posts talking specifically at Phil while seething? Too many new faces who are too invested when nothing big is happening. Big love my dudes and @Surly Muppet your posts are always a treasure to read when catching up my man. Appreciate it.

 

[8675ynneJeMllaCyehT309;)]

Holy fucking shit. The pure vitriol in his voice there. That wasn't annoyed, that was resentful and pissed off that Kat's hours might get in his way going to the ENT and inconveniencing him mildly. Very loving.

Fucking honestly, how hard would this process be: drop her off at work, drive to the ENT, get the appointment dealt with, drop the car off to her at work and walk home since it's a 10-15 minute walk. That's assuming Kat NEEDS the car and can't be without it for the day.

Bro, there's no appointment. I'm not sure if there ever was one officially made.

Hell, I'm not sure that December ear infection was legit. It was a meaningful Champions event.

A doctor wouldn't let you just keep pushing your scheduled visit back and start fucking with his actually meaningful schedule.

He'd tell Phil to call back when he's got some semblance of a grip on his crazy hectic life.

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

Bro, there's no appointment. I'm not sure if there ever was one officially made.

Hell, I'm not sure that December ear infection was legit. It was a meaningful Champions event.

I agree with this sentiment. The only other outcome I can see is that the appt is really close. He might be just trying to throw mentally ill shithead's off the trail, so that the doctors office doesn't get "swatted" ala the wedding (both his and panda's brother). The only outcome I cannot accept, is whatever comes out of his fucking pig mouth, cause I know that's a lie.

"That's not me on WWE Champions". "Khet and I are fine. We're doing fine". "I don't know what you're talking about with foreclosure". "Shouldn't you get married while you're in CT? Nothing like that is in the cards". "So people are speculating that I have a cat". "I need to take time off to rest my throat and body". "I need to raise this money to pay my taxes (not have a secret wedding trip)". "I don't know what this $1100 detractor meme is".

Shall I keep going?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Bro, there's no appointment. I'm not sure if there ever was one officially made.

Hell, I'm not sure that December ear infection was legit. It was a meaningful Champions event.

A doctor wouldn't let you just keep pushing your scheduled visit back and start fucking with his actually meaningful schedule.

He'd tell Phil to call back when he's got some semblance of a grip on his crazy hectic life.

Make an appointment for a Tuesday. Bam problem solved.

DEBUNKED

I have a conspiracy theory about why he plays some random games at higher difficulties

it's not because he wants to challenge himself, & it's not because his audience asked him to

someone khet watches is probably playing these games, or other games on higher difficulties, and dave has to piss just as far as this person to impress his wife

he has to sit on the couch and suffer while his wife is amazed at someone who doesn't play journalist difficulty ubisoft-waypoint-simulators

Game is unbeatable. I quit. You voted for this. It's your fault.

DEBUNKED

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

TBH all these sarcastic "I feel so owned!" posts read like copes. If I were a paypig I would squealing in delight.

To be fair is there anything we can say/do at this point that phil and his paypigs won’t twist into a positive?

 

[Cyber Bowling]

To be fair is there anything we can say/do at this point that phil and his paypigs won’t twist into a positive?

This, but with an added, who cares what they think in the first place? They want to act like there's some grand war between us and them, which is why they try to turn something as mundane as tipping Phil into us being "anally raped". It isn't worth being dragged into their LARP.

 

[Here Comes Mongo]

This, but with an added, who cares what they think in the first place? They want to act like there's some grand war between us and them, which is why they try to turn something as mundane as tipping Phil into us being "anally raped". It isn't worth being dragged into their LARP.

True. I literally read this thread for a few moments, then go to my actual job, hang out with my actual friends, partake in my actual hobby that involves human interaction and leaving my residence. This thread (and site in general) is to laugh at retards when they do retard things when I have some downtime.

They can “anally rape” the detractors all they want, the fact that they’re so into this “war” that they give the Pigroach their social security checks makes me laugh just as much as if the Pigroach is REEEE’ing about low participation.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

What those dipshits don't realise is to do what they do costs them thousands, not to mention the time involved in having to be on all Phil's stream. What we do costs us nothing but our internet and electricity bills.

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

The apocalyptic snow in Renton that was the perfect excuse not to take Khet out on Valentines day housebound DSP for days.

 

[Swirling weeb]

The apocalyptic snow in Renton that was the perfect excuse not to take Khet out on Valentines day housebound DSP for days.

Dood that’s like bad for his back,bad for his gout he couldn’t waddle into his car the driveway had a bit of snow he could have slipped dood!
You mentally ill fuck
My mom wife and I aren’t on a failing marriage your just jealous of me and my horse

 

[Pargon]

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1366566722853986305?s=19

Total fucking mask off. Never expected Phil to have any sort of balls on what he thinks on Twitch

I wonder how long Phil spends every Monday night scrolling through social media looking for something to apply one of his scathing controversial replies to to keep attention on him during his day off, and how much gin he has to consume to dull the ever-present creeping realization that if he disappeared overnight only seven people would care, his wife not being one of them.

 

[Swirling weeb]

Happy day off phil hope you enjoy the horse puns and Derich coomer talk
Can’t wait to see you clout chase on twitter some more

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

What those dipshits don't realise is to do what they do costs them thousands, not to mention the time involved in having to be on all Phil's stream. What we do costs us nothing but our internet and electricity bills.

Well I need to talk to your CPA, I mean accountant, I mean tax attorney, I mean tax guy then, because its costing me 5k in business expenses a month just to keep up with DSP!!

The apocalyptic snow in Renton that was the perfect excuse not to take Khet out on Valentines day housebound DSP for days.

This honestly makes me seethe! Not in the way we seethe when the wheelchairs own us, but because I was without power and water for almost 3 fucking days recently. This may expose where I live, but I really dont give a fuck at this point! And then to listen to this professional con man say he wasnt able to do anything on Valentine's with his wife because they were snowed in and everything was closed, and to be so smug about it.. I hope you run into someone in person eventually, pigroach. And I hope to God that they convey how we all really feel about you. Amen

 

[FaggotWhoLikesDarkSouls]

This is just like when he dropped Blasphemous because “it’s not as good as Dark Souls”.
Nigger you ragequit and dropped Dark Souls before you learned how popular it was, then you had people handhold you through it (three times in fact).
You would’ve ragequit the DLC of Dark Souls 2 if people didn’t spoonfeed you the literal best weapon and armor set in the game.
You ragequit the Bloodborne DLC because you couldn’t be assed to just level up a bit more.
You would’ve ragequit the Nameless King, False King Allant, and the Looking Glass Knight if people didn’t literally show up in your game to play it for you.
I’m so tired of his shtick of putting Dark Souls on a pedestal and using it as an example of “I do enjoy harder games!”.
Every time he touches a From Software game his viewers have to drag him kicking and screaming through it, and he only puts up with it because alottapeepul tune in to watch.

Lmao, I’m a huge fan of souls borne, as the faggy name suggests, and it really does hurt every time he touches something from fromsoft, or Miyazaki. Phil’s retardation genuinely makes me upset, and his ego driven personality is grating, to the point where I just don’t even want to pay attention to him anymore.

 

[BT9494]

You know, I was doing some Spring cleaning today and upon realizing that the money I had spent on my hobby could rather have been invested into Phil's gacha addiction, felt so unbelievably owned. To think that in lieu of using some of my disposable income for physical goods and/or services that bring me joy, I could have instead squandered it on a fat, ungrateful man-child gives me FOMO of the highest order.

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Maybe I can take a page out of the book of Jakileez/OIC and pawn this stuff off so I can still hope to be initiated into the Pigroach Cult; only then will I be able to experience true nirvana.

CZ Shadow 2 represent!

 

[ZehnBoat]

Good. If it encourages them to keep dehumanizing themselves for the gout god via financial sacrifice, I want to encourage them by this pseudo-cope posting.

i especially want them to simp for phil now so phil can't wagequit games he hates to play

these people who are screwing themselves over so they can scream to the void "LOOK WORLD, IM THIS PIGS BITCH, FEAR ME" are amazing

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

Lmao, I’m a huge fan of souls borne, as the faggy name suggests, and it really does hurt every time he touches something from fromsoft, or Miyazaki. Phil’s retardation genuinely makes me upset, and his ego driven personality is grating, to the point where I just don’t even want to pay attention to him anymore.

Yeah experiencing a new Fromsoft game is a special treat and it's so obvious he reads guides before playing them, then gets handheld the entire game and spoils the experience, it's a gaming crime.

 

[Swirling weeb]

good lord this fucking Dude needs to go to the park or something I’m starting to worry what the lack of sunlight is doing to this man

 

[ZehnBoat]

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good lord this fucking Dude needs to go to the park or something I’m starting to worry what the lack of sunlight is doing to this man

he needs EVERYTHING spelled out to him
this man doesn't know how to think

 

[Iron Hamster]

The apocalyptic snow in Renton that was the perfect excuse not to take Khet out on Valentines day housebound DSP for days.

No wonder he won't go outside. He moved to the Bridgeport of the west coast.