Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

[StrawberryDouche]

Tonight, we get a phone call from a Mysterious Stranger, visit an ancient cultural site, and send our best wishes to Buzz Aldrin as he prepares to walk down the aisle to marry the Nigerian prince of his dreams. Two snouts.

Spoiler: REECAP

-HOW'S YOUR FATURDAY GOEEEENG

-Ooo gurl

-Someone walk for Amy

-Sorry the gift of equilibrium eludes you and you busted your tooth out

-A tiktok lady ate candy

-A limon sucker

-It had limon powder

-It was shaped like

-A lime????

-OH MY GOD SORRY ABOUT YOUR SHOULDER!!!!

-It's not fair Amy can't have limon suckers shaped like limes from Mexico

-Instead she got two chupacabras shaped like baybees

-OOO GURL NUMMY NUMMY

-Doesn't know what ISLamb says about weed

-Has looked into it

-Has narcotics

-Doesn't like to take narcotics

-Not even three minutes in and her stink lines are made of lies already

-Expecially

-They make her tummy hurt : (

-Not against weed

-But not for religious reasons

-Today's medical fact from Doctor Amy MD: shoulders move

-Amy is so sorry Brian got stents in his cocktail wiener

-Sorry Brian

-It's not wrong to smoke weed because no one is abusing it

-Smoked it years ago

-Recreationally

-It was "a phase"

-Looking into it

-AMY DID NOT BLOCK YOU YOUTUBE BLOCKED YOU!!!!!

-THIS ONE TIME

-Amy's knee buckled out and she spilled her super sized soda when her pig foot got caught on the stair

-She took a nosedive

-The laundry basket broke her fall

-And the kids were standing around the crater all- hahahah

-AMY IS SO OPEN MINDED!!!!!

-Will not post judgement on you

-Ultimintly

-Expecially

*children screeching

-Never got hungry smoking weed

-Let's listen to Amy's "naughty stories"

-Cousin took fat blasted Amy to McDonald's

-And she was too stoned to order

-Laugheeng so hard Amy couldn't get air in

-And she turned purple

-AMY ALMOST PISSED HER PANTS!!!!


-Did not take the kids to the park today

-Because it was raining

-Weight loss is... "going"

-Didn't constant smoke weed

-Smoked in the garage

-It was minny minny minny moons ago

-haha haha ha

-NOT ASHAMED!!!!

-Cousin has an unfixable broken pig foot

-SHE CAN'T WALK!!!!!

-She opted out of surgery

-Smokes weed all day for her broken pig foot

-TOTALLY OFF MEDS!!!!

-Doesn't care if you want to get high

-IT DOESN'T HURT INNYBODY!!!!

-COPS SMOKE WEED!!!!!

-Time for her to scream at the goddamn assholes

-Please hold

-SHE WASN'T YELLEENG!!!!

-Miah had a "personal question"

-Was protecteeng his privacy

-Guuuuuuuuurl

-Fambily doing rilly good

-Low key

-Switched Jeremiah's skool program

-Again

-"Opted" to switch to somehteeng "different"

-Expecially

-Extra help

-This is his first year going from fifth grade to sixth

-THEY THREW HIM INTO A MIDDLE SKOOL PROGRAM!!!!

-And he was hafting to switch periods

-At home

-In front of his computer

-And it was confuseeng

-Hold on you guys

-She needs to cover the camera to dispense her wisdom to a child in need of life advice

-SORRY YOU GUYS

*children screeching

-SORRY YOUR BROTHER HAS COVID

-Has never given Awlee a blumpkin

--I can't stop laughing

-Amy lives on tiktok

*CHILDREN YELLING

-Hahahah older brother getting annoyed with his sibleengs hahahaha

-You get your leggins awn Brian dats what I say

*children screeching

-Got a "funky call" from a no caller ID

-USUALLY doesn't answer those

-But in case it was a Nigerian king wanting to buy a billion reechains for his upcoming nuptials to Buzz Aldrin

-She decided to answer

-And they were all- Amy??????

-And she was like -yeah

-And they were like- mention this call on your next video

-So she was like - um why

-And they were like- BECAUSE

-AND SHE WAS ALL- WHO ARE YOU

-WHO WHO

-WHO WHO

-AND THEY WERE ALL- I CAN'T TELL YOU

-AND SHE WAS ALL- I RILLY WANNA KNOWWWWWWW

-And they were like- make up a story about getting a weird call

-So she did

*children screeching

-AND THEN THEY PRETENDED TO CALL BACK

-AND SHE WAS LIKE- I PRETENDED TO ANSWER IT ONCE I MIGHT AS WELL PRETEND TO ANSWER IT AGAIN

-So innyway, is supposed to pretend to say Shawn the artist pretended to call her for his pretend girlfriend

*children screeching

-GIVE AMY THUMBS UP PLEASE SHE HARDLY EVER ASKS PLEEEEEASE

*CHILDREN SCREECHEENG

-Please talk to Amy

-AMY'S NUMBER HAS BEEN DOXXXED!!!!!

-Because she put it on her old website

-Amy does not make the swaddlers

-She orders them so you can order them from her at twice the price, PATTY

-HER ADDRESS IS DOXXXXED!!!!

-So if ya wanna show up

-Fuck around and find out

-Use that to your imagination

*children rioting

-Does not sew the name on

-She vinyls the name on

-Let's take a brief intermission for Amy to be respectful of Jeremiah's "privacy" by doxing his hair to the goddamn internet

-WOOK AT MAH BEBBEES HAI-ULL

-HE THOE BIIIII WOOKA HIMS

-HAHAHAH LOOK AT THIS ONE HE HATES HAVING HIS PICTURE TAKEN HAHAHAHA

-HAHAHA HE LOOKS RILL HAPPY HAHAHAHA

-HE HATES IT HAHAHAHAH

-He wants to embrace his Islander side

-And he won't let Amy touch his hair

-Will take him to a black barber in Portland

-HE'S 13 GOING ON 30 WITH AN ATTITUDE!!!!

-He was talking about leaving the second the clock strikes midnight when he's 18

-And Amy was all- no, you're staying here forever

-She will keep him in a box

-He's been talking about girls

-And Amy was all- NOPE BACK YOUR HAPPY BUTT UP

-WHERE ARE ALL MY MODS??????

-Omar Krueger showed Sebastian on his skool Zoom while his asshole is still intact

-Sebastian is a "brat" who will only sleep under the couch

-Drives Amy nuts

-A lady in her skunk group got her skunk taken away because he bit a kid

-And then they euthanized it

-IT WAS ALL A LIE THE SKUNK NEVER BIT INNYONE!!!!

-Never ever ever ever ever lets Sebastian out

-And no one ever ever ever comes to their house

-So he wouldn't be ebble to bite innyone

*children screeching

-Skunks are known to be obese

-Let him run the roost of theengs he ate

-Now he only eats once a day

-AMY WHY CAN YOU MAKE THE SKUNK LOSE WEIGHT BUT NOT YOU????

-PATTY COME ON NOW!!!!

-Starteeng stupid crap

-WANTS A MONKEY SSSSO BADDDDD

*children screeching

-Follows monkeys on tiktok

-Does not hit Sebastian

*CHILDREN SCREAMING

-Made it through two Ramadans "as much as she could"

-Last 3 years she made it all the way

-Except no she did not

-Last year couldn't do it

-Was hafting to take medicine

-Soooo has innybody been to her site?????

-Tell her how good it looks

-Last year doc put her on Metformin

-Said she was *grammar hands* ""prediabetic""

-SHE DID NOT HAVE FULL DIABETES!!!!!

-Here's the video of Amy admitting she has full diabetes, timestamped

-Concerned

-Had TONS of people visit the site

-Hunnerds and hunnerds and hunnerds

-Hasn't made inny sells yet

-Hoping to get sells going

-NEEDS to get some sells going

-Workeeng rilly hard makeeng reechains

-Can't buy reechain supplies unless she sells reechains

-Can't take from the "fambily money"

-REECHAINS IS HER PASSION!!!!!!

-AMY THE PRICES SEEM OFF, I MEAN A SWADDLE FOR $45??????

-Working hard on keeping her prices down

-HOWEVER

-For the swaddles alone she hafts to pay $27

*checks

-NOPE

-$24.99

-After ruining it with vinyl then shipping it

-She makes only tin dollars

-IF SHE'S LUCKY

-Trying to keep her prices "fair"

-That's why they cost double and not double double

-IF she could find a wholeseller

-She can drop her prices

-SOME PEOPLE CHARGE $30 FOR A T SHIRT!!!!

-AMY DOESN'T DO THAT!!!!!

-Gets her shirts at a good price

-From Michael's

-At retell prices

-Just wants a little profit

-Not millions

-Expecially

-Wants to be ebbel to get her foot out

-PEOPLE ON ETSY CHARGE $25 FOR REECHAINS!@!!!!!

-Amy doesn't know how much her shit costs

-Check her web site

-Will look at alibaba

-Will sell baybee gowns

-TIME TO LOOK AT REECHAINS!!!!!!

-Yay.

-MODS DROP MY PAYPELL LINK!!!!

-If you want a reechain you haft to pay her NAO

-Because people say they want it

-Then don't pay

-Then someone misses out on this opportunity of a lifetime

-THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!!

-Stabby animals are 7.99+4.00 shippeeng

-You will haft to do the math and figure it out

-If you don't give Amy your address she will haft to refund your money

-Puts A LOT of time into her business you guys

-Strorbry, how much is "a lot"???

-Um... "quite a bit" is my understanding

-But I think it's like... you know how in Spinal Tap they wanted an 18 foot Stonehenge which is GIANT!!!!

-But no one can do math or knows which city they're in so they got an 18 inch Stonehenge???

-And then they had to hire midgets to make it look bigger???

-It's that amount.

-WORKS ON HER WEBSITE EVERYDAY!!!!!

-Kidses never mess with her risin stuff

-They know better

-No one seems innerested tonight

-WHICH IS FINE

-OH!!!! I MESSED UP YOUR ZIP CODE LIKE AN ORGANIZED PROFESSIONAL AND IT CAME BACK RETURN TO SINDER

-Melled it again today

-GIVE AMY A THUMBS UP!!!!!

-Hahah they get tangled in the bucket

-AMY CREATED ALL OF THESE!!!!

-SHE CREATED THE BEES!!!!

-AMY MY RING CAME OFF I NEED A STRONGER RING

-I CHANGED THEM!!!!

-Knows her shit is breaking

*children screeching

-Emell Amy

-PayPell Amy

*children screeching

-SEND PAYMENTS ASAP CHILDREN SCREAMING!!!!!!

-Hafts to go to the store now

-MODS ARE AMAZEEEN!!!!!!

-CHECK OUT HER WEBSITE!!!!!

 

[IBrokeBob]

The wrong hair texture + loose fabric rubbing on it is a disaster waiting to happen. A bad rats nest can happen in a day, easily. I'm guessing there's some trick to keep it from happening and she's just too lazy to bother?

Braiding hair is the best way to keep it from being tangled, also keeps hair neater and better smelling. Its a quite easy, low maintenance way to deal with long, fine or curly hair. She would save Esraa a lot of pain and mess if she would braid her hair. It would make it so much easier to brush out and care for.

Wow, Miah is getting so old. He looks unhappy. Sure kids that age get moody anyway but we all know he truly has a great many things to be depressed or upset about. I'm sure he misses escaping to school where he can socialize and be free of the bs at home.

 

[Sammyrye]

Thats a lot of face hair for 12. Idk. He looks pretty grown in that pic. That shaved side was weird also. Fucking amy. That poor kid.

 

[Whale Spotter]

-Weight loss is... "going"

Going nowhere.

-HAHAHA HE LOOKS RILL HAPPY HAHAHAHA

-HE HATES IT HAHAHAHAH

He looks like he will jihad her fat ass the minute midnight of his 18th birthday arrives.
She better pull an Annie Wilkes before that (it's her parenting style innyways)

 

[Neko GF]

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[StrawberryDouche]

YOU ARE WINNER!!!!!!

JFC, it sounds like the children are getting their limbs amputated with a rusty saw in the background as the walls sustain heavy artillery fire.

 

[Гиджет]

Jessica Raelene of Nevada is the lucky winner of a custom designed phone holder of her choice!!! Most importantly, she has the same bedroom design aesthetic as Amy.

 

[Omega Man]

The Brian Bushfamily interloping is both incredibly entertaining and massively unsettling all at the same time. Well, just like this whole thread I suppose. I am pegging Brian to the Sammy Bushart tier. I genuinely hope that he finds Amy one day. I think it would be marvelous. I would just like to take this moment to thank M. Douche for not only working in Planet of the Apes, but then following with 2001. It's almost as if you were writing just for me.

The hair troubles were wonderful. I find it akin to the notion of, a Western woman deciding to take up Chinese foot-binding and then being surprised when her feet are all fucked up seven ways to Sunday. I mean seriously. You have long curly hair, and entomb it daily in a frogman's North Sea diving hood, bathe at best once a week (but let's be honest, the logistics for that are not even looking that good), and sleep in a Lazy-Boy every night. Scratch that. Spend 24-7 in a Lazy-Boy. Baby, you're fucked.

Icing on the cake? Thug Mutton-Chop Miah Burnside, and the sullen glint of murder in his eye, Omar Bruno Richard Hauptmann may never even get to leave the chrysalis and hear the silence of the lambs, because it's looking like O.G. Mariana Trench might be close to snuffing some candles.

This is all pure conjecture meine kleine Damen und Herren.

 

[Jann_Hörn]

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The Hijab is approaching becoming a Burqa more and more every video.

Also I like the strictness of having to contact her within 24 hours. What’s going to happen if she emails you at 6 pm tomorrow, are you going to cut her off amy ?

 

[DelicateMageflower]

View attachment 1962003Jessica Raelene of Nevada is the lucky winner of a custom designed phone holder of her choice!!! Most importantly, she has the same bedroom design aesthetic as Amy.

Mmm...smells like an episode of Hoarders.

 

[XLCoffin]

View attachment 1962003Jessica Raelene of Nevada is the lucky winner of a custom designed phone holder of her choice!!! Most importantly, she has the same bedroom design aesthetic as Amy.

Jessica Raelene of Nevada is a fat liberal hag that has made many videos praising Amy, even defending the child abuse on her tiny youtube channel.

 

[krazy orange cat]

Amy continues to not understand that being a leap year baby only matters if you were born on February 29th.

How hard is it to keep straight when the kid you gave birth to was born?

According to this, Esraa was born on February 26, 2016. February 26th happens every year Amy, not just leap years.

 

[Antichrist Complex]

Amy continues to not understand that being a leap year baby only matters if you were born on February 29th.
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How hard is it to keep straight when the kid you gave birth to was born?
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According to this, Esraa was born on February 26, 2016. February 26th happens every year Amy, not just leap years.

I'm baffled. Was the birth certificate, calendar, and every clock she looked at upside down? Is that why she seems to have 26 and 29 confused? I don't even know if I would be surprised at this point.

 

[krazy orange cat]

I'm baffled. Was the birth certificate, calendar, and every clock she looked at upside down?

Possibly...

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I don't know whose blood this is written in, but it could take up to two weeks (OR LESS!!!!) for him to find another victim for your "custom" order.

NEW PRODUCK ALERT! Amy will cut a piece of ribbon for you to glue onto your Wommart giff cards for the low, low price of ten fucking dollars. But you get five snips of ribbon. Each additional snip is one dollar a piece.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

How hard is it to keep straight when the kid you gave birth to was born?
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According to this, Esraa was born on February 26, 2016. February 26th happens every year Amy, not just leap years.

Rocks are more intelligent than Amee.

 

[krazy orange cat]

A little trip down memory lane...

Amy's first attempt at her own website for selling crap...that's right, she's tried (and failed) at this before.

Once upon a time, Amy even knew how to property personalize those stuffed animals.

You know those images on her current website that she lifted from the Amazon listings and edited to slap on some text? Some people just never learn.

"Per-trade" is an Amyism that made it into text.

 

[Clotso Coof]

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Is that kid's filthy sandal bottom touching the cake?

 

[Whale Spotter]

Is that kid's filthy sandal bottom touching the cake?

I promise you that sandal bottom is cleaner than their kitchen.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I have put a moderate amount of effort into finding out where convicted thief and noted plagiarist Amy Ramadan stole this asinine "swippy/swipey" tag idea from but the googoracle doesn't know what the fuck I am talking about.

And how do I attach one? Do I glue it on? How many horses will I need to boil down? If I accidentally sniff all the glue I extract, am I shit out of luck? Will I need special tools? I know ribbon is a rare commodity these days, but $10 seems a little excessive for a few collective inches of it.