Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Kirby]

Is that a degree as such? Not to be a jack-ass trying to make a hierarchy or anything, it's just that Kirby specified it was a trade school so I'd think that would be more of a diploma or internship or something. I can't really imagine a university giving a degree in horticulture? Maybe I just haven't been exposed to that kind of thing, but degrees are generally more theoretical/written knowledge whereas something like horticulture would be hands-on and practical. Maybe it's a BSc, I don't know. Someone help me here.

There is no such thing as a Bachelor's Degree in Horticulture (Unless the college is a rather dubious one). There is technically something called a Horticultural Science Degree or a Horticultural Arts Degree which deals with horticulture on a scientific and more laboratory based education; but earning that degree would mean that our Lenny boy over here passed calculus, biology and chemistry classes.

More than likely it took Lenny boy 4 years to earn a 2 year Horticulture Certification, and as far as the rigor of the trade school certification, let's just put it this way... The guy with the degree in Horticultural Science is working and developing vegetable seeds for Monsanto (Mon-santo, that's actually pretty funny Null) while the guy with the Horticultural Certificate is the one planting the seeds and making sure the seeds get the right amount of water.

 

[Saul Goodman]

I was only held back two years.

Explain this fudge phobia you people have.

Of all the hilariously dumb things you've said over the course of this thread, these have to be my two favorites. Tonight was a good night.

Several "classmate finder" type websites also list a Leonard Shaner as a member of the Class of '89 at Owen J. Roberts. Unable to track down any yearbooks or graduation lists or similar documents so far.

Those sites have user-generated content. Len Shaner lies about his age and graduation dates. He made those profiles. Therefore they contain lies.

Leonard F. Shaner, Jr. was born on May 2, 1957. That makes him 58 years old. Sorry to keep harping on this, but the one Shaner lie that everyone keeps falling for is the "I'm 46" one. No, Lennay. No you're not.

 

[deadson]

Ah, looks like I missed the fun, tho it looks like it wasn't as intense as it was the other night. So what new information did Lenners leak tonight?

 

[Adamska]

Frank works for REDACTED , jackass. REDACTED.

Uh-huh, and this is the nth time you've yo-yo'ed on a name for your sockpuppet. Usually a liar can at bare minimum remember the name of their fakey lie, but you've proven that you can't even do that.

Shit, to demonstrate this barebones skill, I'll use myself as an example: I am Adamska Shalashaska, ex-KGB and work for the PATRIOTS, who disguises this activity by working as an adjutant to the CIA to watch over the Farms as John Appleseed, and who assumed the name of Justyn J. Biebz, hailing from Canada to prepare for your fuckening in the court.

If you're gonna lie, either keep a list of the bullshit you peddle, git gud at remembering what the fuck you've been spewing from your face, or don't fucking lie. The latter is way easier btw and far more your speed.

I have a degree, Four years of Horticulture.

Show me the proof: demonstrate the basics of your training. Otherwise I'll just assume you're a fuck-up who is inflating a failed trade career, due to the nature of Occam's Razor.

 

[cumrobbery]

I have a degree, Four years of Horticulture.

Yeah, which you're not going to do anything with

 

[seagull]

View attachment 37600

Len, I'm pretty confident that's a photo of a model taken by Thomas Martinelli, a photographer who (probably) lives in Atlanta.
You can view his copyright notice here.

But well done, I couldn't find the actual photo because of your shitty cropping job.

 

[QT 219]

The funniest thing about the last 40 or so pages is that Len was actually confused about who he was supposed to be on his sock accounts.

@The_Knight_Rider magically appeared and began to white knight for Len so hard, he jeopardized his credibility and reputation as a "privet" investagator by trying to dox real people on the railroad, then devolved into Peter Coffin Syndrome about his "totally real hot wife", proving he doesn't know how IP's or EXIF data works.

@Schuylkill Valley rolled back into the thread after "totesnotLen" got butthurt the conversation ignored him to talk about pizza. (Seriously, to watch him try to join in that conversation to avoid feeling left out was hilarious.) "Real" Len promptly lied about his old age and lack of education before logging off and crying himself to sleep over strangers on the Internet making fun of a fat, jobless, virgin tard.

David/Douglass @Photographer was murdered in his sleep by his son, Nichols Photographer.

 

[Samson]

Frank lives in the same house as John Simon, another alias that does not exist.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

How many more aliases and sockpuppets will Mr. Shaner make next? The world may never know.

 

[TM Ambrose]

I'm only 207 lbs. Hell Curt weighs more than me.

Curt has more muscle mass, you're just a fat ass. Curt doesn't look like he got gang raped by a dozen doughnuts and a pack of fudge and is now carrying the rape baby. You do.

 

[Billy Bad Rad Shad]

When I confronted him about a FB post a couple years ago, he even told me one of his sock puppets made it. I was at RBMN taking pictures of stuff. And I ask him about a post he made, his response was it was put up by Freddy Mitchell.

 

[PacSol]

Curt doesn't look like he got gang raped by a dozen doughnuts and a pack of fudge and is now carrying the rape baby. You do.

Now that is funny.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Moar liek Enola Gay amirite?

Hey now! Don't go insulting this lovely lady!

 

[crayolasword]

Looks like one Len's age old arch enemies is firing up the Shaner Hate Train again.

 

[HG 400]

I don't get it guys, what's so bad about this Shaner character? He seems like any other railfan ; kinda autistic but nothing especially noteworthy.

 

[Zim]

I don't get it guys, what's so bad about this Shaner character? He seems like any other railfan ; kinda autistic but nothing especially noteworthy.

I only made this thread to record the journeys of his marvelous sock puppets and look what it devolved into.

 

[HG 400]

I only made this thread to record the journeys of his marvelous sock puppets and look what it devolved into.

It's okay, I've made a few threads about people I thought were lolcows that turned out to be nothing special too. Nothing wrong with the occasional misfired thread.

 

[CatParty]

It's okay, I've made a few threads about people I thought were lolcows that turned out to be nothing special too. Nothing wrong with the occasional misfired thread.

he DID steal cake. so me may just be some sort of monster

 

[crayolasword]

Did we ever find out what kind of cake? If it was just a Wal Mart sheet cake then he's probably just a degenerate klepto.

 

[PacSol]

Did we ever find out what kind of cake? If it was just a Wal Mart sheet cake then he's probably just a degenerate klepto.

It was a custom-ordered cake clearly indicating that it was for a baby shower, iirc. Since Shanehead ruined it, they had to use an ordinary sheet cake.