-Welcome back to my Bitch This Better Be a Chimpout With That Fucking Title DO NOT BLUE BALL ME
-If you're new, welcome TO my Bitch This Better Be A Chimpout With That Fucking Title DO NOT BLUE BALL ME
*children screeching
-It's Monday
-It's Friday
-GETS TO MAKE AWLEE WISH FOR DEATH BY STONING FOR THE NEXT TWO DAYS!!!!!
-It's fambily movie night
-Doing good
-WAY BUSY
-Getteeng organized
-Is why she isn't filmbing in the fatcave
-Fat hot mess back there
-Kids are "playeeng with... eggs"
-Um
-Long story
-Not the ayggs but
*yawn
-Sooo there was "an incident"
-At Dollar Tree
-Not a person who...
-DOES NOT DEMAND RESPECT!!!!!
-Isn't all- YOU'RE GOEENG TO RESPECT ME BECAUSE I AM THE CUSTOMER AND YOU ARE HERE TO SERVE ME, PEASANT!!!!!
-BUT
-Had went onto to Dollar Tree's website
-To see what she could buy for a dollar
-And sell to you for 40
-I mean not sell because ain't nobody buying SHIT
-So she purchased 15 of Bloody Omar's baybee cups
-Will decorate them
-Will not decorate them
-THEY'RE FOR CUSTOMERS!!!!
-But the site makes you purchase 36 of them
-DIDN'T WANT TO BE STUCK WITH 36 OF THEM!!!!
-So she got the SKU #
-In days of yore she would call the store
-Hasn't called since covid
-SO SHE CALLED
-She put on her Let Me Speak To The Manager hijab
-Manager gets on the phone
-Made the manager want to stab her with a brick by oinking her story and demanding she "punch the number" in her computer
-And the manager was all- no, I can't do that
-And Amy was all- whuuuuu?????
-Thought she must be jokeeng
-Manager was all- Bitch, I don't sit in electrified reclining luxury all day I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THAT
-And Amy was all- I am totally, hands down okay calling back when you're less busy, good madame..
... just give me a time when you're less occupied and I can totally call back then
-And was all- I have done this MOOLTIPLE times before with the other manager
-And the manager, who is compelled to suffer fools at the goddamn Dollar Tree just to survive in this world was all- um he hasn't worked here in a hot minute
-And Amy was all- okay I understand BUT MY POINT IS I WAS EBBLE TO HARRY A MINIMUM WAGE WORKER INTO DOING MY PIGGISH BIDDING IN THE PAST
-And the manager was all- whatever are they blue, peenk, glass...
-And Amy was all- no, I don't care about the color, they're like THIS but they're not like THIS because these ones are for those things that aren't really people but look like people so you can legally hit them with your bare hands?????
-HOWEVER
-They don't haft the thing that lifts up with the straw???
-I DON'T WANT THE ONES THAT HAVE AN OPENEENG LIKE *THIS*
-BECAUSE PARENTS *AT LEAST I DO* WANT A PERMANENT STRAW YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO PROPERLY CLEAN
-Expecially
-SO I'M NOT LOOKEENG FOR THE COLOR I AM LOOKING FOR THE STYLE
-And she was like - well eyebuh iguh irbuh I am not gonna be ebble to do that
-And Amy was all- like *now* or *ever*???
-And the lady was all- EVER
-And Amy like like- okay
-The lady was all- I don't know why you just don't purchase them through our website
-And this is where Amy goes all sassy black hoodrat
And was all- *hand wave* um hole up wif yer attitude
-SECOND OF ALL- I AM WELL AWARE OF THE INNERNET BUT I DON'T WANNA PURCHASE 36 OF THEM BECAUSE I DON'T NEED 36 OF THEM SO I DEMAND YOU SELL ME A RETELL AMOUNT AT WHOLESELL PRICES!!!!!!!!
*children screeching
-So she hung up
-She didn't hang up
-The phone hung up
-Thought she had heard her name but wasn't 100%%%%%
-So she endeavored to get her name and vengeance would be hers
-Called for the next FIVE HOURS
-They would not answer the phone
-So tomorrow she is going to call Mr Dollar Tree at corporate
-NEVER does this
-Doesn't want to see this person get in trouble
-BUT AT THE SAME TIME
-THIS IS COMPLETE NOT OKAY
-SO she calls back today to get her name
-And this "gentleman" answers
-And she was all- I have my I Need To Speak To The Manager hijab on
-And he was all- I am the manager
-And Amy was like- oh wull, I was calleeng to get Mr Dollar Tree at Corporate's number
-And he was like- I can provide that with you. Is there sometheeng I can help you with?
And Amy was like- I JUST GOT ONE QUESTION AND THAT'S ALL YOU HAFT TO ANSWER AT
-So she "proceeded" to talk to the manager and was all-
-THIS PERSON WHO REFUSED TO STOP THE WORLD TO SERVICE MY UNWARRANTED ENTITLEMENT IS REPRESENTING YOUR COMPANY
-AND I FILL LIKE THERE IS A FINE LINE BETWEEN BEENING AN EMPLOYEE AND A MANAGER
-SHE DID NOT TALK TO ME PROFESSIONAL
-AND I SAY THIS AS A PROFESSIONAL OWNER OF A PROFESSIONAL WEBSITE THAT SELLS GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT SHIRTS AND TRASH ENCASED IN PLASTIC UNIRONICALLY
-I am not by inny means telling people how to talk
-People make fun of the way Amy talks all the time
-BUT SHE ISN'T REPRESENTING A COMPANY!!!!!
-SHE IS REPRESENTING AMYSDESIGNZ WITH A Z A WHOLLY OWNED SUBSIDIARY OF IDIOT INCORPORATED IN PARTNERSHIP WITH INSIPID BITCH INDUSTRIES IN COOPERATION FROM THE LETTER 9 AND THE NUMBER K
-Expecially
*children screeching
-I HAVE SPENT HUNDEREDS AND HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS IN THEIR BUSINESS!!!!
-I SHOULD BE CATERED TO LIKE THE QUEEN OF ALL THE RUSSIAS!!!!!!
-So it's not like she's just calling randomly to get someone fired from the only goddamn job they have in this Christ forsaken covid economy
-*CHILDREN SCREECHING
-SO the manager was all- oh my gosh I am so sorry you were so terribly abused good madame...
... we've been working with her about beening professional and it's still not clickeeng in
-AND THEN HE EXPLAINED...
-That it is POLICY that managers are NOT ALLOWED to look up SKU #s for telephone customers
-And Amy was all- she should have explained that to me and made it make sinse
-IT MADE AMY FILL LIKE SHE WAS BEENING A BOTHER
-BECAUSE SHE WAS
-Didn't explain INNYTHING to Amy about policy
-Had she spelled it out in semaphore signals and interpretive dance how civilized society works
-Then Amy would have understood that
-Because policies are policies
-Like how when it's policy to not sell illegal weapons but you do it innyway
-Then have the world's fattest tantrum about the unfairness of policies
-THEN DO IT AGAIN
-And they guy was all- what she did was an unacceptable human rights violation and I am filing a criminal complaint with The Hague on your behalf
-And Amy was all- I RESPECT THAT AND IT MAKES A LOT OF SINSE
-And then the manager wanted to know what time of day this happened
-And Amy was all- there was a yellow ball in the ceiling of the world and it burned
-So he said he was going to check sometheeng rilly quick
-He needs to find out of she was working off the clock
-Because if she was then she's fired
-And he was all- She was on lunch when she spoke to you, she was not supposed to be answering phones
-And Amy was all- I DON'T WANT TO SEE HER LOSE HER JOB FOR WORKING ON HER LUNCH BREAK I WANT TO SEE HER LOSE HER JOB FOR NOT SLAVISHLY MEETING MY OUTRAGEOUS DEMANDS!!!!!
-Expecially
-Time in day of age
-Not tryeeng to get people to lose their job by getting their name and complaining to corporate after calling for five fucking hours
-BUT
-It is imperative that Amy teach someone how to do their job better
-That they may better serve Amy
-And not be disrespectful to Amy
-SHE WOULD NEVER TREAT SOMEONE LIKE THAT!!!!
-SHE IS A RESPECTED BUSINESS WOMAN STEALING THE WORK OF OTHERS!!!!!
-And he's all- Nope, working off the clock is an automatic fire sorry
-Expecially
-And now Amy fills horrible because she got exactly what she wanted which is to get some fucking wage slave fired
-BUT NOT FIRED FOR THE REASON SHE WANTED HER FIRED
-Her intintion was to give them lessons on how to run a business from a business authority
-It was a charity, really
-Manager is a big title
-And people work hard to become managers
-And they need to be fired for OMFG I am so angry rn
-And then they "proceeded to continue to talk"
-And asked her for her precious fucking SKU #s so he could break company policy for the worst person in this or any world today
-So she gave him the SKU #s
-And he looked them up for a woman who is worse than 14 Fat Fucking Hitlers at the moment
-And put 15 of them aside for her
-And he apologized
-And Amy explained how her fillings were hurt
-And how it put a damper on her Dollar Tree experience
-And that she no longer filt com for tibb ull shopping there
-And she respects that he broke policy for her
-And he was all- NO, IT IS I WHO OWE YOU GRATITUDE AND SUPPLICATION FOR GRACING HIM WITH INVALUABLE LESSONS OF LIFE, TRUTH, AND DECORUM
-Amy filt like she was treated like lower class
-BECAUSE SHE IS
-And not treated like a friend
-AND SHE TOOK OFFINSE TO THAT!!!!
-Doesn't know if she got fired or not
-But Amy wasn't the first and maybe her getting fired is just what has to happen
-Is not normally a speak up person
-Doesn't want to see people get in trouble
-And that they have hard days
-And it is her job to make those days even worse
-BUT AGAIN
-You can't let your personal life interfere with a psychotic abusive sow who wants her dollar sippy cups NAO
-This is the part where she explains how she yells at Awlee to not be cranky after working 16 fucking hours a day while his worthless pigwife farts in the chair all day long ignoring his filthy children and getting people fired
-Amy had a 24/7 child abuse business and she never let it bleed into her fambily life
-SO the Dollar Tree lady HAFTS to learn that
-And Amy came to teach her
-PROFESSIONALISM!!!!!
-It was a big ol drama theeng
-The gentlemen who committed a fireable offense on her part was amazeeen
-Communication is a big thing
-And people can perceive things in minny ways
-Maybe the lady didn't mean harm at all
-BUT THAT'S THE WAY AMY TOOK IT
-And if you don't want Amy coming at you negative
-THEN DON'T COME TO AMY NEGATIVE
-LADY HAFTS TO LEARN TO SEPARATE PERSONAL FROM PROFESSIONAL!!!!
*children screeching
-Will change her lives from every week to twice a month
-THERE IS A GOD
-Knows people enjoy her lives
-Theenks people are burning out on hearing children screaming like they're on the rack for three hours whilst mater shakes reechains in your faces
-Noticed not minny people are coming
-And not as much interaction
-PERHAPS BECAUSE HEARING CHILDREN SCREECH FOR THREE HOURS WHILE OLD MOTHER BLUBBER SHOVES HER WARES DOWN YOUR THROAT IS NOT THE ENLIGHTENED PLEASURE CRUISE THEY SIGNED UP FOR
-And that's okay
-Will do "auctions" once a month
-HAVE A WONNERFUL EEVNEEN EXCEPT FOR THAT WOMAN AMY GOT FIRED AND CAN NO LONGER FEED HER KIDS OR PAY THE RENT!!!!!
-BYE!!!!!!!!!!