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Bees in the marmalade said:
Your word recognition is good wedge. Audiologists don't base audiograms on how you come across. They conduct the tests.

Struggling to listen is not the same thing as struggling to hear. The audiologist likely explained this to him. They tend to when someone with normal hearing shows up declaring themselves as Deaf with an ASL interpreter.

The recommendation was for ENT to take a look at dizziness, no mention of the issuing of hearing aids. Wedge has a few piercings and body mods and has taken selfies in the past where he has hoop earrings that have looped around his lobes as he is lying down. Are we sure it was a hearing aid? He sure as shit didn't get them from this last appointment
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"What, I can't hear you over my autism" isn't the same as someone having to type out that they're deaf, Wedge. On top of that there's plenty of people who suffer from severe Tinnitus that can still function normally without an interpreter (see: the metric fuck on of veterans and soliders)
 
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Bees in the marmalade said:
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What did this absolute retard want the audiologist to write in the report? This factually happened and he does speak. I know because I had the misfortune of seeing the "sex with Kevin" aftermath video where he took too many boner pills or whatever was wrong.

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Surgery, dilation and cope.

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I wanted to see what happened if Kevin had a baby with Kevin. For some reason, even the baby turned out filthy. Baby looks like an orphan chimney sweep.
 
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I wasn't aware that Wedge had an ex-wife.
About what you'd expect:
- "fat", "asexual", "gray sexual/demi"
- wasn't trans; couldn't take T "because of genetic issues"
- had threesomes with dudes from grindr
- got fucked by a random 70 year old man who bought them "$80 worth of alcohol"
- the old man also fingered Wedge to 5 orgasms.
- got married 4 days before Orange Man was elected because they thought he would ban "lesbian" marriage.

I did, however, happen upon this cursed nugget. (I don't think this ex is the ex wife, but it's impossible to tell with this degenerate.)
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For some reason Honlequin grosses me out way more than Kevin. Like I can't view a normal picture of Wedgie without making a face. Needless to say, these wedge updates have been giving me life. I'm glad he posts his full chimpouts over Twitter now that Kevin seems to be keeping his spaghetti further into his pockets (by Kevin standards. Not normal people)

Do we have visuals on his former ham planet?
 
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I lurk occasionally but wanted to clarification something about ASL interpreters: companies frequently need to search for interpreters and tell them at least two weeks in advance. They also pay for them, none of it is on the patients own dime.

Hailey your not deaf, your hard of hearing. edit: or more likely alternate is you just want attention and pity
 
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Troon Boone/ Bonnie / Paul Greentexts

> be me
> Mtf nonbinary asexual
> peruvian, not white passing, 2/10
> Possibly an autist
> Mid 30s, also married to a nb man
> Just bought a new alpaca ranch with support of my mommy and hubby because I am in crippling debt
> only knew the fellow troons I am to be tranching with for about a month before this sane and sound descision
> Bring my entire arsenal of guns including many new purchases.
>The cucks in New York don't let you have AKs. Being a super duper minority I am scared of both whitey and the nig nogs. Nazis and TERFs. Giga chads and the turbo cucks. Subs and dubs of anime. You get the idea.....
> Excited to open carry.mtf
> move into tranch
> Wake up every morning to go work with the tranch owner.
>I feel more in touch with my feminity with them
> We talk about stereotypical girly things like asexuality, guns, coin collecting and our penises
> Business is struggling but its not too bad. Some of Tranch Mistresses's sex pets are unruly and he needs to wrangle them back into their playpen so they don't leave their diapers on the couch. He added extra latches to the babygate and a parental block on the TV but later took if off after a massive shit storm.
> It's annoying but I basically see them like I did down syndrome patients
> For funsies I use my massive gun collection to 360 noscope some cans.
> One day was out scopin'. I take some selfies with my sniper rifle before hanging her up on the wall loaded with the safety off. I was going to read or something but the smell in the house means someone had another poocum incident. I gag.
> The tranch mistress, wearing a gas mask, quickly ushers me out the door and tells me to go get some supplies in town. He didn't want me to smell it. I pretend I didn't notice and agree.
> I drive my chevy silverado into the small town. Get into feed store and am picking out food for our chickens
> Man enters and is clearly 'mirin my dumptruck hips
> Turn around to tell him this girl is married
> Freak out when I see him in a red hat
> Was a sportsball team
> Phew.hrt, anon you're getting paranoid...
> I look at his shirt.
> The bad orange man is on it.
> The image stares into my soul. I can no longer breathe. I clench my chest and dry heave. The shopkeep asks "sir, are you okay?"
> Not knowing what to do I drop the chicken feed and naruto run out of the store speed screeching all the way back to my truck.
> Calm myself down and drive home
> The smell is gone and tranch owner doesn't ask why there is no supplies.
> I now open carry no matter what. I can't risk it any more
> Mfw bigots ruined my perfect life

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>Be me
> Mtf minority
> Done with all my chores. Tranchess has wrangled her pets on some errands and my husband is out this evening so I can have some time alone.
>finally.mtf
>Books stored under bed
>I go under the bed and pull one out
>harry potter.tra
> How did this transphobic shit get here. I thought I fucking burned them all
> I check the locks
> View all camera footage in and out of the house
> Can't find JKR or any sign of her bigot ops
> They were too advanced
> I rock myself to sleep in the fetal position that night
> mfw I now have to check under bed for TERFs every night
 
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Bees in the marmalade said:
Here we have Wedge getting mad that his audiologist deemed him as being within normal range.
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Your word recognition is good wedge. Audiologists don't base audiograms on how you come across. They conduct the tests.

Struggling to listen is not the same thing as struggling to hear. The audiologist likely explained this to him. They tend to when someone with normal hearing shows up declaring themselves as Deaf with an ASL interpreter.

The recommendation was for ENT to take a look at dizziness, no mention of the issuing of hearing aids. Wedge has a few piercings and body mods and has taken selfies in the past where he has hoop earrings that have looped around his lobes as he is lying down. Are we sure it was a hearing aid? He sure as shit didn't get them from this last appointment
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Wedge is so pathetic whining about this (ableism? really nigga? should throw out transphobia too, it's like free parking) but again, it's just the troon MO: super special snowflake status at all times, pitch a fit if anyone questions it.

However, as much as I hate to give him an ounce of credit... he might actually have a legitimate hearing problem.

I have Meniere's Disease, which has the exact same symptoms of tinnitus, dizziness, and hearing loss. Effectively, your inner ear builds up extra fluid and it throws off your sense of balance, gives you vertigo, and generally screws with your ear's functions. There's no known cause, no known cure, and not even really much of a treatment other than some dizziness meds (though if it gets bad enough, I might need a hearing aid, but I'm not there yet). I even had the same recommendation of "well sorry, no idea what's up, try your ENT?" because I went to an audiologist at first too. If that's the case, sorry man. The tinnitus is a bitch, but you learn to live with it.

TL;DR, Wedge might have a thing called Meniere's Disease.
 
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Meiwaku said:
For some reason Honlequin grosses me out way more than Kevin. Like I can't view a normal picture of Wedgie without making a face. Needless to say, these wedge updates have been giving me life. I'm glad he posts his full chimpouts over Twitter now that Kevin seems to be keeping his spaghetti further into his pockets (by Kevin standards. Not normal people)

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Because he's a weasel piece of shit.
 
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