- Joined
- Aug 13, 2014
The story people are thinking of with his ex gf is Maria. She was a bisexual liberal activist who took Phil in for a while and dated him. She tried having sex with him once and he started crying. A few weeks later she asked him about having kids before her eggs dried up and the hormones made Phil barren but he ended up beating the shit out of her and of course she kicked him out.