Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Unkraut]

She said she keeps seeing kaleidoscope mandalas in the middle of the night, right...? I think I may have an idea

Mighty late on this one, but dreams morphing into kaleidoscopes and other feverdream-like sequences can be a sign of rapid and/or severe hypoglycemia. I'd wager that while during the day she intuitively binges herself to sugar levels which would cause physical discomfort for most people, in the night it's complete freefall down to the bare minimum her mistreated liver can sustain. Again any sane and healthy person would experience enough discomfort in such a hypo-induced nightmare to wake up and correct it. But she's apparently so used to the constant up and down escalator rides of glucose flooding her system, it merely registers as weird dreams for her.
This also explains How This Healthy Nutrition Blogger Has Beeten The Beetus And Her Doctors Hate This Trick, if you average out the batshit insane highs and lows over time you probably end up with a somewhat "healthier" A1C than expected (6.X still being complete and utter delusion). Neither her eyesight nor her feet will care all that much for what the numbers supposedly say though

 

[shingles]

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

God damn Karatejoe is one sick motherfucker. What I wouldn't give to see what that dude looks like.

Edit: Hahahaha diabeezin! ALR you're a big fat stupid gem.

Earlier in the thread, someone mentioned that he's a fairly nondescript middle-aged Black dude who is not as hideous as you'd probably expect. I mean, he's probably still a fucking troglodyte, but apparently he's still out of her league. Make of that what you will.

 

[DailyPleb]

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Filled with cheese and holes: when your lunch meat resembles your FUPA.

To be fair, it was an occasional meat option in my school lunch sandwiches as a child, and I didn't complain. Regular bologna with something resembling cheez whiz, from memory.
It is incredibly sad, though, that she seems so proud to show it off and consume it at her age. Next she will be happy to report the shocking discovery of Smucker's Goober Grape spread.
She should take a page out of Bert Kreischer's health playbook and enjoy 1-3 gallons of Koolaid per day, because, you know, she has such a refined palate and it's mostly water, guys!

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

I can't stop thinking about her degree of isolation. Most people have face to face contact with at least one person outside of their home each day, whether it's through work or just an encounter at the grocery store. You engage with others. Maybe partake in small talk while waiting for your sandwich at the deli, or share a wary glance with the person next to you in line at the bank as you listen to an old man going off on the teller. No matter what, you're filling up your social barometer for the day. She does...none of that. Imagine sitting day in and day out talking to invisible people for hours through your phone and that's the main source of social interaction you have. She's made several declarations recently about how these perfect strangers are her friends, saying that they love her, and I think some part of her must actually believe it to be the truth. She doesn't even know what most of these people look or sound like. She's never been vulnerable with them or had anything beyond a surface level discussion. She really believes that these dozens, if not hundreds (if not thousands), of people that she has one sided conversations with every single day are her good friends that mean her well and are always there for her. That's so wild.

Yeah she's isolated, by like a 10 inch layer of fat. Bitch got a thicker armor than a königstiger

 

[Chantal's CK Sports Bra]

At 2.26 she's talking about how shocked she was that her A1C was only 6. Then says her random glucose readings weren't always high when she took it (even though it was double digits whenever we saw it...but did she wash her hands before taking them). Claiming now that all the high randoms taken at ER (guaranteed they alcohol swabbed her fingers before taking them so handwashing is no excuse there) were taken when she had infections, and infections raise blood glucose levels. She's correct in that infections CAN raise blood glucose, so someone's fed her that reason...not sure it could raise it 10+ points though!!! For those worried about her health she also confirmed that her "FUPA is healing nicely" and her INR is back within "therapeutic levels".

Just seems a bit elaborate to be a totally fabricated appointment.

One of her idiot followers fed her the infection explanation in her comments.

 

[mikey347]

Earlier in the thread, someone mentioned that he's a fairly nondescript middle-aged Black dude who is not as hideous as you'd probably expect. I mean, he's probably still a fucking troglodyte, but apparently he's still out of her league. Make of that what you will.

Hmmm.... he’s black you say?
lmao nah. Let me stop.

 

[Oliver Onions]

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'Worse than schoolyard bullying' is such a weird choice of phrase for an adult to use; proof Chantal never grew out of her teenage years and is still seething over those bullyjerks who yelled 'fatty fatty two-by-four' at her, I guess.

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Clearly Yaba is bullying her burger asshole

Edit: called Yaba Jabba by accident :’)

Our poutine queen flexing those English major muscles once again, showing the whole class why punctuation is so important.

Thankfully I've learned to stop eating before I check this thread so I didn't vomit up my oatmeal after being forced to imagine Chinny's ground beef sphincter.

It is so strange how she completely ignores everything Peetz talks about. She just brushes everything off and tries to change the subject. She is so uncomfortable. Its fascinating, she is jittery and must divert attention to her cats randomly to escape from the conversation.

This is one bone I'm willing to throw Chantal, because I've known people like Peetz who just never shut the fuck up; eventually you learn to tune them out and let them waffle on until they tire themselves out.

I'm telling you though, Chantal will be around longer than you think. The grim reaper will show up at her doorstep, and after Peetz answers it and leads him up she'll just go, "SHHHH I SAID SHHH" and continue to be a burden to the Canadian heath care system.

The rotten ones live the longest.

Death throws his back out trying to drag her fat ass down to Hell: 'Fuck it, y'all can keep her.'

 

[Chantal’s Toe Cleavage]

Our Foodie Beauty...
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Was Clotso here retelling the story of her seeing her squinty old teacher? It's uncanny how she perfectly captures his crochetty old blind bastard lewk.

 

[mortys slut dragon]

someone in her chat said if somebody made a doll of them they would go to the FBI. i aspire to be this level of entitled and delusional

 

[Salade Nicoise]

Any archives of last night's chimp out?

 

[Dutch Courage]

Hmmm.... he’s black you say?
lmao nah. Let me stop.

Come on, can we stop this nonsense?

Nobody knows who he is. Yabba doesn't know, and none of us knows. I have heard he is a white redneck, a black guy, an Asian guy, a feeder, an ex-Marine, a sex offender, a really old guy, a fairly young guy, and all kinds of rumors. Zero of it has ever been confirmed.

I can tell you this: he writes like a non-native English speaker. He forgets to use articles (a/an/the), he almost always gets plural/singular subjects and verbs wrong, his spelling is suspect, and he is a mess at conjugation. Do I know for a fact he is foreign? Nope.

One of the most annoying things in this thread is how newfags (and some oldfags too, tbh) will report some rumor they "heard", the rumor gets repeated, and people wind up getting indignant over it. Not long ago, some bogus Chantal profile appeared on a feeder porn site claiming she weighed 487 pounds. The number of people here saying "See? I knew she was doing feeder porn!" and ""See? Proof the bitch has lied about her weight all along" was cringeworthy, and an embarrassment to kiwifarms, where people are supposed to be smart enough not to fall for trolling and unconfirmed rumors.

If somebody has incontrovertible evidence proving karatejoe's identity, post it here. Just saying "duh, i heard he's a black guy" and then getting worked up about blacks is fucking exceptional and even retarded. It mucks up our thread, which we try hard to keep accurate, and it makes all of us look like gullible dupes. Stick to the cynical philosophy that absolutely nothing is true, unless it is proven to be. If this thread, after 4 years of functionality, turns into a Reddit clusterfuck of misinformation, innuendo, and bullshit, then Clotso has won.

 

[Please Fill In Ths Field]

She could never be a lunch lady. Do you want the poor kids to starve?!

Not to mention her totally safe and hygienic methods of preparation to include cat hair, boogers, hair soot, coof spray, and everything else that goes into her monochrome, cruddy-looking dishes.

Any archives of last night's chimp out?

Is your search button broken?

Edit to avoid double post: @mortys slut dragon I think it was Bette Davis or somebody that said, Once they start imitating you or satirizing you (paraphrasing here) you KNOW you've made it. Also... going to the FBI because someone made a doll of you? What are you going to report?
Voodooism?

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Any archives of last night's chimp out?

Yeah, I've got a link to it here. I do not have the capability of chopping it up and uploading all the chunks.

2.22 GB file on MEGA

mega.nz

Edit: It looks like it's still up on YouTube, if anyone wants to make a proper archive. But if she wakes up and deletes it, the mega link should still work, if someone wants to snag it off there and make an archive.

 

[CPAP Indentations]

Come on, can we stop this nonsense?

Nobody knows who he is. Yabba doesn't know, and none of us knows. I have heard he is a white redneck, a black guy, an Asian guy, a feeder, an ex-Marine, a sex offender, a really old guy, a fairly young guy, and all kinds of rumors. Zero of it has ever been confirmed.

I can tell you this: he writes like a non-native English speaker. He forgets to use articles (a/an/the), he almost always gets plural/singular subjects and verbs wrong, his spelling is suspect, and he is a mess at conjugation. Do I know for a fact he is foreign? Nope.

One of the most annoying things in this thread is how newfags (and some oldfags too, tbh) will report some rumor they "heard", the rumor gets repeated, and people wind up getting indignant over it. Not long ago, some bogus Chantal profile appeared on a feeder porn site claiming she weighed 487 pounds. The number of people here saying "See? I knew she was doing feeder porn!" and ""See? Proof the bitch has lied about her weight all along" was cringeworthy, and an embarrassment to kiwifarms, where people are supposed to be smart enough not to fall for trolling and unconfirmed rumors.

If somebody has incontrovertible evidence proving karatejoe's identity, post it here. Just saying "duh, i heard he's a black guy" and then getting worked up about blacks is fucking exceptional and even retarded. It mucks up our thread, which we try hard to keep accurate, and it makes all of us look like gullible dupes. Stick to the cynical philosophy that absolutely nothing is true, unless it is proven to be. If this thread, after 4 years of functionality, turns into a Reddit clusterfuck of misinformation, innuendo, and bullshit, then Clotso has won.

He is a black guy. Before he deleted his channel, he had a few videos up. He said his name was Antoine. He was a normal looking black guy and he seemed to be around 35-40 years old. I even looked him up on Facebook in those early days, when he just started moderating Chinnys channel. He went by the name Antoine Porsch or Porsche back then.

 

[Dutch Courage]

He is a black guy. Before he deleted his channel, he had a few videos up. He said his name was Antoine. He was a normal looking black guy and he seemed to be around 35-40 years old. I even looked him up on Facebook in those early days, when he just started moderating Chinnys channel. He went by the name Antoine Porsch or Porsche back then.

Too bad nobody had the foresight to take a few screencaps or something to prove it. He sure doesn't write like a black person.

 

[CPAP Indentations]

Too bad nobody had the foresight to take a few screencaps or something to prove it. He sure doesn't write like a black person.

I agree with you on that. But if I didn't see him on the videos, I wouldn't be sure about it.

 

[BeachBlondeCaramel]

someone in her chat said if somebody made a doll of them they would go to the FBI. i aspire to be this level of entitled and delusional

wish they were voodoo dolls instead of cabbage patch ones

 

[CPAP Indentations]

Found his Facebook page!

Antoine Porche

Antoine Porche is on Facebook. Join Facebook to connect with Antoine Porche and others you may know. Facebook gives people the power to share and makes the world more open and connected.

www.facebook.com

The same guy from the old KarateJoe videos.

 

[January Cyst]

I would like to stress that not being able to form coherent sentences is almost a prerequisite to being either a deathfat or a smooth-brained supporter.
Just look at how Amy fatly misspells every other word and if all you had to go by is her prose, you might think she's a foreigner.