Unpopular opinions about food

[Meckhlorde]

I think instant coffee with powdered cream is a perfectly fine choice of coffee. I don't get why coffee nuts act pretentious about how coffee tastes when instant provides a satisfactory taste and effect.

 

[Vlinny-kun]

Knorr "Rice" Sides should be banned for false advertising, and tasting like they came straight from my middle school's cafeteria.

 

[stupidpieceofshit]

I think instant coffee with powdered cream is a perfectly fine choice of coffee. I don't get why coffee nuts act pretentious about how coffee tastes when instant provides a satisfactory taste and effect.

Coffee, Instant, Type II is some damn good Coffee. Not a fan of powdered cream but thats more so because I use cream mainly to cool the coffee down a bit.

That being said I have had some horrible coffee, most notably from three places:
1) a church I used to go to
2) a former restaurant my brother's friend's father use to own
3) former place of employment

All of them for some reason were extremely acidic, all sourced their coffee from different places/brands.

 

[Niggernerd]

As a weeb you'd think I'd be all for sushi.
Reality:Sushi is fucking gross, makes me gag and anyone who eats it all the time have no taste buds and just do it to look "cultured"

 

[AnOminous]

Coffee, Instant, Type II is some damn good Coffee.

I'd say it's probably because the spray-drying method just works better than the freeze-drying method, which always seems to leave a bitter, chemical taste. Or at least how the Army does it.

 

[Dysnomia]

I think instant coffee with powdered cream is a perfectly fine choice of coffee. I don't get why coffee nuts act pretentious about how coffee tastes when instant provides a satisfactory taste and effect.

My cousin is like this and always tells me my coffee is wrong and I need to drink real coffee ect...

I buy Red & White instant and it's under $3. It's actually pretty good. I use Coffee Mate a lot too.

He also hates my cheapo iced coffee which is instant in a refilled bottle of water with some cream. I can just put them in the fridge and they are practically free. I grab extra creamers from convenience stores.

Also I'm awful for adding cream to coffee even though I explained numerous times that the taste of the coffee with the cream is what I actually enjoy. It's the flavors together not separate that I like.

 

[The Curmudgeon]

I think blue berries are disgusting.

 

[ClownBrew]

Cheese in a can is good.

 

[AnOminous]

Cheese in a can is good.

I actually like that stuff on crackers. I still prefer those cheese balls covered in nuts, though.

 

[Flavius Claudius Julianus]

1. Avocados taste like runny baby shit
2. Quinoa is AIDs and for homosexuals
3. Kombucha is expensive bottled diarrhoea
4. Margarine is for commies
5. Only faggots add sugar to their coffee
6. Five Guys is way overpriced and average as fuck
7. Archie's burgers are better than Five Guys and cheaper
8. Kefir is awesome, but will eventually be 'discovered' by the hipsters and wokesters, at which point it will see a 500% price inflation
9. If you don't eat meat, kill yourself faggot
10. Mushrooms are the most pointless food item ever. At best, they go undetected when used as an ingredient. At worst, they have a rubbery, slimy texture that even a starving rhino wouldn't eat
11. Full sugar Pepsi/Coke is disgusting as fuck. Diet/zero options, or the watered down variety seen in fast food joints tastes better
12. If you like your steak well done, you should kill yourself by sitting on a spike
13. All beer tastes the same, and craft beer aficionados are worst kind of niggers ever
14. Macaroni cheese is foul smelling dogshit
15. Lots of Chinese dishes smell like puke, and don't taste much better

 

[Goyslop Muncher]

1. Avocados taste like runny baby shit
2. Quinoa is AIDs and for homosexuals
3. Kombucha is expensive bottled diarrhoea
4. Margarine is for commies
5. Only faggots add sugar to their coffee
6. Five Guys is way overpriced and average as fuck
7. Archie's burgers are better than Five Guys and cheaper
8. Kefir is awesome, but will eventually be 'discovered' by the hipsters and wokesters, at which point it will see a 500% price inflation
9. If you don't eat meat, kill yourself faggot
10. Mushrooms are the most pointless food item ever. At best, they go undetected when used as an ingredient. At worst, they have a rubbery, slimy texture that even a starving rhino wouldn't eat
11. Full sugar Pepsi/Coke is disgusting as fuck. Diet/zero options, or the watered down variety seen in fast food joints tastes better
12. If you like your steak well done, you should kill yourself by sitting on a spike
13. All beer tastes the same, and craft beer aficionados are worst kind of niggers ever
14. Macaroni cheese is foul smelling dogshit
15. Lots of Chinese dishes smell like puke, and don't taste much better

13/15 agree

 

[Turk on the lurk]

1. Avocados taste like runny baby shit

With the correct recipe, they're very good.

4. Margarine is for commies

Margarine is for people who wants to spend rest of their lives on Cardiology service.

5. Only faggots add sugar to their coffee

Pls no i hate milk so much.

10. Mushrooms are the most pointless food item ever. At best, they go undetected when used as an ingredient. At worst, they have a rubbery, slimy texture that even a starving rhino wouldn't eat

Avocado answer applies to this too.

11. Full sugar Pepsi/Coke is disgusting as fuck. Diet/zero options, or the watered down variety seen in fast food joints tastes better

True but diet/zero options are ten times more harmful to body.

Agree with the rest.

 

[Bender]

8. Kefir is awesome, but will eventually be 'discovered' by the hipsters and wokesters, at which point it will see a 500% price inflation

Nah, your kefir is safe: "Kefir is a cultured, fermented milk drink, originally from the mountainous region that divides Asia and Europe."

The woke, by their own rules, can't buy or drink it because they'd be appropriating a culture, lol.

Yes, it was a shit joke, but I have no regrets.

 

[Adamska]

4. Margarine is for commies

It's good on toast, at least according to my great-grandma when she was alive. She also liked lard as a spread for toast too.

6. Five Guys is way overpriced and average as fuck
7. Archie's burgers are better than Five Guys and cheaper

Which of the like five different places with the name are you even talking about? The giant burger place? Because if so I'm looking at their burger and it looks like it's more a meme that Jack Scalfani would deepthroat in two bites. The only thing I agree with is Five Guys is pricey, and they at least have a reason for it (to keep the same supplier of their goods since they started).

8. Kefir is awesome, but will eventually be 'discovered' by the hipsters and wokesters, at which point it will see a 500% price inflation

I'm surprised they haven't yet tbh. It's not cultural appropriation if you just don't cry about it.

10. Mushrooms are the most pointless food item ever. At best, they go undetected when used as an ingredient. At worst, they have a rubbery, slimy texture that even a starving rhino wouldn't eat

Don't buy canned shrooms then you weirdo. They have a mildly meaty earthy taste to them.

11. Full sugar Pepsi/Coke is disgusting as fuck. Diet/zero options, or the watered down variety seen in fast food joints tastes better

Diet Coke is nice in its own way, but diet Pepsi tastes like utter shit.

12. If you like your steak well done, you should kill yourself by sitting on a spike

I got something more horrid. Microwave the steak and then finish it by braising in pure ketchup.

Honestly, I think you broke your tastebuds on some of these or just eat absolute fucking garbage tier versions of these things.

 

[Flavius Claudius Julianus]

It's good on toast, at least according to my great-grandma when she was alive. She also liked lard as a spread for toast too.

Which of the like five different places with the name are you even talking about? The giant burger place? Because if so I'm looking at their burger and it looks like it's more a meme that Jack Scalfani would deepthroat in two bites. The only thing I agree with is Five Guys is pricey, and they at least have a reason for it (to keep the same supplier of their goods since they started).

I'm surprised they haven't yet tbh. It's not cultural appropriation if you just don't cry about it.

Don't buy canned shrooms then you weirdo. They have a mildly meaty earthy taste to them.

Diet Coke is nice in its own way, but diet Pepsi tastes like utter shit.

I got something more horrid. Microwave the steak and then finish it by braising in pure ketchup.

Honestly, I think you broke your tastebuds on some of these or just eat absolute fucking garbage tier versions of these things.

I don't know where you're from, but there's only one Archie's in Bongland, and it's tits. Five Guys is just sloppy burgers in brown bags for like 4x the price of any other burger. Tastes good, but not even remotely worth it for the price.

Canned mushrooms are a thing? I eat fresh only, in pasta they're tolerable. Still no taste though, and the texture is cancer.

I should have clarified - I'm not a soda drinker at all really. But the few fast food trips I enjoy each year, that diet/Coke zero is pretty decent. No furry teeth to boot.

Not sure what the last reference is too, I thought I was pretty clear.

 

[Adamska]

I don't know where you're from, but there's only one Archie's in Bongland, and it's tits. Five Guys is just sloppy burgers in brown bags for like 4x the price of any other burger. Tastes good, but not even remotely worth it for the price.

Canned mushrooms are a thing? I eat fresh only, in pasta they're tolerable. Still no taste though, and the texture is cancer.

I should have clarified - I'm not a soda drinker at all really. But the few fast food trips I enjoy each year, that diet/Coke zero is pretty decent. No furry teeth to boot.

Not sure what the last reference is too, I thought I was pretty clear.

I have literally never heard of Archies, and the only reference I get is a giant burger shop in Reno and Lithuania. So pardon me for wondering. Especially since there's also two different chains that spec in burgers with that name here and who are at least a state away from me.

Canned mushrooms exist, and they suck.

I question your tastebuds because of how often you seem to not notice any differences in taste based on at least two items on your list.

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

Canned mushrooms are a thing? I eat fresh only, in pasta they're tolerable. Still no taste though, and the texture is cancer.

Are you using the generic shit mushrooms? I tend to use the stronger flavored mushrooms at Asian and Russian markets.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Five Guys is a bit pricy, but they’re damn good if you want a treat once in awhile. Fries are amazing as well

In-n-Out is overrated garbage that doesn’t taste much better than what you’d get at McDonald’s and is shilled constantly by hipster faggots and idiots who’ve memed the hell out of it. It’s the Rick and Morty of burger joints

 

[Heckler1]

Ground turkey is great. It's cheap, plentiful, and tasty as long as you season it properly(garlic, onion, salt, pepper, cayenne, etc).

 

[Flavius Claudius Julianus]

Are you using the generic shit mushrooms? I tend to use the stronger flavored mushrooms at Asian and Russian markets.

The usual 'western' varieties common to any popular supermarket here. I've tried enoki mushrooms and some other Asian varieties - still not for me. I can't get over the rubbery texture. Plus enoki mushrooms remind me of parasites.