DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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Is he still even playing Divinty II? I haven't seen anyone mention it in a while. What about Gout 'N Goblins did he give up on that, too?

he seems to only be playing them once a week and trying to stretch out other shit, like yakuza 7 and Mario by needlessly 100%ing them so he has an excuse to not play them more often.
 
he seems to only be playing them once a week and trying to stretch out other shit, like yakuza 7 and Mario by needlessly 100%ing them so he has an excuse to not play them more often.
I hope he keeps playing Yakuza 7 forever. It has to be pure torture at this point even for his whales. He really is a fucking douchebag LOL he won't play genuinely interesting games because "it's naht entertaining, dood!" but he'll streamplay 100+ hours of a game he's admitted is repetitive as fuck and boring to watch.

Never change, DSP.
 
Come to think of it, has Phil ever done the "This might be it man, if I don't get more support soon I'll have to retire this game..." speech for Yakuza 7?
Not even low tips can save his audience from this hell. Phil will always choose personal comfort over the entertainment of his viewers. This is why his supporters are all so spineless
 
Papa Dave should just cut Phil off. Phil needs to fail, so he can realize that he needs to change. He needs to stop getting carried every single time he makes bad financial decisions, because he keeps making them.
yeah I kinda agree especially since he's becoming really smug and arrogant but even if something happens like Papa Dave cuts him off, his live-in nurse leaves or twitch de-partners him he's so far gone he'll honestly believe he did nothing wrong. The boy needs some professional help.
 
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Come to think of it, has Phil ever done the "This might be it man, if I don't get more support soon I'll have to retire this game..." speech for Yakuza 7?
Not even low tips can save his audience from this hell. Phil will always choose personal comfort over the entertainment of his viewers. This is why his supporters are all so spineless
He probably has but not even the detractor video makers have the will to sit through hours of him grinding to find a hint of gold dust.
 
he seems to only be playing them once a week and trying to stretch out other shit, like yakuza 7 and Mario by needlessly 100%ing them so he has an excuse to not play them more often.
This is especially funny because he went on full-blown rants that he is not a completionist and that peepul watch him for his raw (read: dead air) shtreems with reactionary commentary (read: pointing out what everybody sees on screen while he's speaking or what had happened a second ago).

Come to think of it - is that why SuperAlmostBlindMan watches/watched him in the first place? The visually impaired are basically the only target audience that benefit from otherwise useless kahmentary like that.
 
he seems to only be playing them once a week and trying to stretch out other shit, like yakuza 7 and Mario by needlessly 100%ing them so he has an excuse to not play them more often.

I'm looking at the games DSP has played in the last 2 weeks, and I count 10. That number is only so low because he's playing three games that aren't single player "walkthroughs."

Ongoing
Yakuka 7
Divinity Original Sin 2
Ghost 'N Goblins
Super Mario 3D World

Completed
Assassin's Creed: Valhalla
Bowser's Fury
Immortals Fenix

"Competitive" Games
Street Fighter
Call of Duty: Black Ops
Fall Guys
 
I'm looking at the games DSP has played in the last 2 weeks, and I count 10. That number is only so low because he's playing three games that aren't single player "walkthroughs."

Ongoing
Yakuka 7
Divinity Original Sin 2
Ghost 'N Goblins
Super Mario 3D World

Completed
Assassin's Creed: Valhalla
Bowser's Fury
Immortals Fenix

"Competitive" Games
Street Fighter
Call of Duty: Black Ops
Fall Guys

honestly if phil isn't playing something i personally want to see i just don't watch him. that's what you people are for.
 
Same here. I only follow DSP through these threads; I can't even watch the restreams anymore.
He's become begrudgingly worse over the years have gone by, way more monotonous gameplay from him, commentary is completely bland and full of random silences and burps, sniffles and snorts. It also doesn't help that he is always handheld by the chat like he's never played modern game in ever since he permanently switched over to twitch instead of streaming on YouTube as of 2017

Honestly I don't know how some of those people on his stream can watch his gameplay for so long when you consider everything bad about his terrible streams. Most are just there for the drama and to poke fun of him, like easily upwards of about 80% of his chat at times.
 
He's become begrudgingly worse over the years have gone by, way more monotonous gameplay from him, commentary is completely bland and full of random silences and burps, sniffles and snorts. It also doesn't help that he is always handheld by the chat like he's never played modern game in ever since he permanently switched over to twitch instead of streaming on YouTube as of 2017

Honestly I don't know how some of those people on his stream can watch his gameplay for so long when you consider everything bad about his terrible streams. Most are just there for the drama and to poke fun of him, like easily upwards of about 80% of his chat at times.
Holy shit its like pulling teeth watching his videos.


His waiting music is fucking god awful, whoever created it should be shot even if they did it for trolling. The amount of just dead air of him not speaking is just fucking what? Why is he streaming? One of the key things of streamers is for THEM to connect to people, but hes got it complete ass backwards because he thinks the AUDIENCE needs to connect with him. This alone is the reason why he is a failure as an entertainer because he can never EVER connect to his audience in any capacity.
 
I know the cat reveal was a scam in itself, but I think Phil lied about when he got Jasper. He said he had him for two years right?

As a cat owner myself - I call bullshit. He said we could hear a ball jingling from his collar. I've shut my door multiple times and my cat meows or puts its paws under the door cause it's curious.

You are telling me a whole two years Jasper never meowed at Phil's door? I think they got him the same day.

Also, Phil, keep spraying Jasper and he wont only DDT you ass in bed again he'll piss on your carpet or bed.
 
I know the cat reveal was a scam in itself, but I think Phil lied about when he got Jasper. He said he had him for two years right?

As a cat owner myself - I call bullshit. He said we could hear a ball jingling from his collar. I've shut my door multiple times and my cat meows or puts its paws under the door cause it's curious.

You are telling me a whole two years Jasper never meowed at Phil's door? I think they got him the same day.

Also, Phil, keep spraying Jasper and he wont only DDT you ass in bed again he'll piss on your carpet or bed.
You just know he climbs on and pisses on his clothes pile.
 
He probably has but not even the detractor video makers have the will to sit through hours of him grinding to find a hint of gold dust.

Going by the way he's wording it, he was either close to a wage quit or just straight up scamming his viewers. It could go either way, so make of this information what you will.

PigPigGo is your friend.
 
I know the cat reveal was a scam in itself, but I think Phil lied about when he got Jasper. He said he had him for two years right?

As a cat owner myself - I call bullshit. He said we could hear a ball jingling from his collar. I've shut my door multiple times and my cat meows or puts its paws under the door cause it's curious.

You are telling me a whole two years Jasper never meowed at Phil's door? I think they got him the same day.

Also, Phil, keep spraying Jasper and he wont only DDT you ass in bed again he'll piss on your carpet or bed.
He said they had gotten the cat some time around the previous Christmas, so he had had Jasper for something like 6-8 months when the scam was completed.
 
Christ. That's even worse. Phil must either have sprayed lavender at his door or Jasper just know the pig stink coming from the room isn't worth going into.

Poor Jasper.
Cats do usually choose their specific human that they like. Let's be honest, Jasper is Kat's cat, Phil is just the roommate. It's probably hard for Jasper to get any attention from Phil when all his time is spent on his phone playing WWE.
 
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