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Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon
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At 6 in the morning? Jesus.
Anyway I ain't watching that shit, I can't take much more of her kiss-asses shit talking the game even though she restarted 3 times and hasn't figured out there's a run button.
Also Lily has turned Mikail into an irritating suck up. Every time they stream Mikail just repeats or reaffirms whatever Lily says, it's like she's an intern wanting a promotion.
And they keep comparing Bloodborne to Kingdom Hearts, cause that, Wow, and KotoR are the only 3 games Lily's played.
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C'mon, that's not true.
She's played every version of
Seriously though, it doesn't make much sense to even compare Bloodborne to KH, and the only reason I imagine she's doing so is that KH is the only other action-RPG she's ever played in her life. KH is more about being flashy and looking cool, it's like apples-to-oranges from everything to the gameplay to the visuals. Why is Lily even playing a game she knows she wouldn't like? Is she going full Pig-roach and just doing things because people pay her to?
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Well, that explains a lot of her ignorance about videogames (she knows about mechanics but can't make a normal comparasion about game design), is better simply ignore.
At least i'm sure she never gonna touch my beloved japanese franchise. Having a powerful transvestite boss fight in one of the main substories in Yakuza 0 is too much to her probably.
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So, what, her argument boils down to 'I'm actually really good at Dark Souls, it's just really bad and boring because waiting. I COULD beat it easy if I wanted because I thought the secret boss in KH2 is way harder than ANY Dark Souls boss, I just don't want to.'
Isn't that the same thing she says about writing a good story? She COULD write a good novel, but she doesn't want to. She likes writing her fluffy fanfiction better.
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there is seriously so much wrong with this that i dont even know where to start
i guess i could just say that "having no room to screw up" is not necessarily bad? i guess its bad if the checkpoint was very far back and you have to walk all the way back or if there is a punishment for dying. If you can die and restart the fight, whats the issue?
i just hate when she goes on about things that are CLEARLY for fun and the audience CLEARLY likes, and the only argument she makes is "its not fun at all, you guys are WRONG". she did the same thing when talking about anime action scenes, that she thinks are bad, but the audience likes it, so why make an entire video about it?
also i love how she complains about "fake difficulty" but she likes lisa in which there are several segments that have a chance of a dude in your party dying PERMANENTLY and theres no way to avoid this lol
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I remember a time when Lily said that Lingering Will is one of the worst bosses in KH and even compared it to Dark Souls
http://archive.md/Vza6L
but I think the narrative has to change because she want to win with an argument that she doesn’t believe, and just hope that no one will discover the fact that Lily doesn't care about game design, pacing or proposal, she just wants to blame the game for not appealing to her tastes.
when she contradicts herself like that it's easy to see that she just wants to act like she's correct at the moment without believing in what she's saying
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"I'm not impressed by your girlfriend, my girlfriend is way hotter, but she goes to a different school..."
Anyway there's a reason the Souls Series created the term "souls-like". They're a unique challenge. Dark Souls is designed so the enemies have as much agency as the player, it's designed to be fair first, then challenging. It doesn't always hold true to that (especially nowadays) but that's the ethos the Series used for a long time. Comparing it to Kingdom Hearts isn't apt because the two have completely separate goals as games. Dark Souls doesn't have difficulty settings because the developers felt that the player should rely on skill and not numbers to beat the game.
Lily no one cares that you play Kingdom Hearts on Critical because it's clear that game is to your preferences and Dark Souls isn't. It's not a valid argument to whine and demand the game be faster to suit your tastes. The guy who told you you were an emo weeb pussy for playing Kingdom Hearts back in 2003 can't give you wedgies anymore, you don't need to be a sandy tampon to people who say you don't understand Dark Souls.
She said in her stream that people who say Dark Souls is hard are just insecure and trying to prove how hardcore they are. If that were true than her bragging about beating Lingering Will on Critical is the highest form of irony.
O.K, I'm being captain obvious here, but I'm almost positive Lily didn't beat any of the Souls games. All of the criticisms she made in her Tumblr post have been ones that have been circulating, even amongest the Dark Souls community, for years and are not hard to dig up with a quick google search. Such as:
-How the games can, occasionally, have instances of bullshit that the term "fake difficulty" could apply to (looking at you, Capra Demon, Bed of Chaos)
-That some of the fights can be boiled down to; stab -> stab -> run away -> wait -> stab (though I'd argue you could make any game sound boring if you boil it down to it's base elements)
-The stagger mechanics are sometimes bullshit (which, to be fair, they are on some enemies/ areas, most infamously the Anor Londo archers, but that issue only comes up a small handful of time in the game)
Hell, it's like she just watched the Honest Trailers video for the Dark Souls series and parroted what they said in a Tumblr post. The only difference is that HT video's are tongue in cheek and the jabs they make are obviously in good nature while Lily's post is just her venting about the gaming because she likely isn't very good at it. Like Lily said, some parts of the Souls series require patience, and I don't think someone who hacks a crap load of Rare Candies into their Pokemon game because they couldn't be bothered to spend some time to grind would have the patience to beat any Souls game. Also, she never once listed any direct example of this "fake difficulty" in her post, despite supposedly having beaten Dark Souls I & II. Never once referred to a particular boss or area that frustrated her in her experiences, she named examples from KH and TFU, but not once does she use a direct example from the game that her entire post is about.
Granted, these are all fair points, but these flaws don't overshadow all the positive the games have, and there are tones of them. The hasn't been a single Souls game where the atmosphere and art direction wasn't on point, the bits of lore you can find to try to piece the story together really gets you into the game and makes you want to collect ever single piece of trash armor there is, and (despite occasions of BS difficulty) many people do enjoy the feeling of beating a difficult boss or making it to a bonfire at the end of a difficult area, because the rush of overcoming a challenge is enough to keep many people playing.
Either Lily just felt like half-assing her rant (despite making it several paragraphs long) and threw out the typical criticism's for Dark Souls without any personal influence or thought , or she only got to around The Undead Burg before quiting but knew thought her complaining would look more valid if she claimed to have beaten some of them. But, that's Lily for ya, I'm willing to bet that she put more effort into shit-talking the game then she did actually playing it. Lily just can't accept the fact that something just... isn't for her, it has to be that if she doesn't like it then it must be innately bad, and everyone who likes it is either an idiot or a scumbag.
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wow look out guys we've got a badass here
Now play Critical Mode without milk.
I personally love it when somebody says something so objectively stupid you can safely ignore literally everything else that comes after it. "I play Kingdom Hearts, a game that is all about power fantasy adventures with your friends DONALD and GOOFY, on Critical Mode-- which is practically impossible without several safety nets, which I use, but I'm just that good."
Frankly Critical Mode on KH2 is easier than Normal: the game has hidden multipliers to boost Sora's damage output, so both you and the enemies are dealing more damage; while this gives you less leeway with your health bar it also means you can kill enemies more quickly, so it's less a 'hard mode' equivalent and more just kicks the game into a faster pace. Funnily enough, this isn't true of the other games, which just raise enemy HP and damage and lower your HP-- which is pretty much 'fake difficulty', in that it doesn't really endanger the player and just makes it more aggravating to kill things.
What kills me about the whole rant is that, as with everything, she just can't admit that something has merit even if she doesn't like it. I'll own up to not really enjoying Dark Souls, either-- but that doesn't mean I think the game is bad, it's just not my cup of tea. I totally get why people enjoy it and I really like elements of its design philosophy, it's just not a package that I personally enjoy. And that's okay. Not every major release has to be made for me. and it would be absurdly self-centered to think that if a game didn't kowtow to my demands that means it's automatically bad.
Lily does this with... everything. She doesn't like it? It's bad. This game that's about careful reaction timing and planning and calculated risks doesn't play like the brightly colored Disney game where you can run up walls and fly? It's bad. Some cartoon decided to focus on action-adventure instead of romance and character development? It's bad. The fantasy genre exists? It's bad.
There's no compromise, there's no option, there's no stepping back and assessing something from a different perspective and saying "Yeah, not for me, but I get where you're coming from", there's never a moment of somebody explaining and her saying "Oh, I see. That's a fair point. Not for me, but I'm glad you like it."
No, it's always "If I don't enjoy this, it's shit, and if you try and politely correct me or give me your perspective you can GET FUCKED."
What a piece of work.
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Funny thing is the games she’s bragging about being good at for playing on high difficulties are RPGs. As some who likes RPGs a lot, I can guarantee that they can be the easiest genre of games. Boss kicking your ass? You can usually just grind a little bit and now it’s more fair. Most usually have some combination of items, skill trees, whatever that break the game. It’s a game of numbers and player skill usually only factors so much into your performance, the rest is just having bigger numbers than the other guy. It makes difficulty in RPGs usually amount to things just having a ton of HP.
lily even admits she uses one of said exploits to overcome the actual example of fake difficulty. The point I’m getting at is that in most other games, upgrades to the player aren’t exactly mandatory but they do make things easier (upgrading your weapons in DmC or picking up power-ups in Mario) but in RPGs your upgrades are mandatory to keep up with the game’s difficulty and the game is made actively more challenging by refusing to buy a new shield or work on your skill trees.
lily even admits she uses one of said exploits to overcome the actual example of fake difficulty. The point I’m getting at is that in most other games, upgrades to the player aren’t exactly mandatory but they do make things easier (upgrading your weapons in DmC or picking up power-ups in Mario) but in RPGs your upgrades are mandatory to keep up with the game’s difficulty and the game is made actively more challenging by refusing to buy a new shield or work on your skill trees.
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Here you go. Pardon the sudden rewind and increased playback about an hour in. Recording sometimes glitches.
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coming from those who constantly use abuse, murder, rape, genocide, incest in her fanfics with the maturity of a child who recently discovered +18 content, I don't think Lily has much ground to accuse others for being much less edgy than she is
starborn427614
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Why do you think she projects so hard on Rebecca Sugar lol
TheAmbiguousLurker
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A little late on that observation, ain't ya, Lilly?
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Didn’t this hypocrite also threatened to commit suicide because her fans were ‘harassing’ her?
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A happy occasion! Good on Lizzy! Great that she’s getting her vaccination.
Get ready for some spiteful things being spit out by Lily bc this will no doubt upset her.
Every day she can’t travel is another day cursing her ex, her country and the pandemic.
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You know, I think I might know where this came from
A Twitter that shares cringe comic book movie takes posted this and a whole slew of people started making fun of Jerry
A few a-loggy people @'d him while making fun of him so I'm sure this got his attention lmao