Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Film Robert MIGHT have a point if it was Lola Lizard rather than Lola Bunny. Reptiles don't have tits.
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On topic, however, I find it remarkably stupid that people are fine with fuckin' Porky Pig walkin' around on two legs like it's Animal Farm but Lola having cha-chas is where they draw the line. Why can't a competent female character have boobs anymore? Is it because all the little boys want to grow up to be women?
 
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On topic, however, I find it remarkably stupid that people are fine with fuckin' Porky Pig walkin' around on two legs like it's Animal Farm but Lola having cha-chas is where they draw the line. Why can't a competent female character have boobs anymore? Is it because all the little boys want to grow up to be women?
Because men aren’t allowed to have fun. I wonder if they would double down if you told them they’re being furryphobic since extreme degeneracy is intersectional.
 
People cannot be obsolete, technology can. The fact people's jobs rely on obsolete technology does not make them obsolete.

Also, if you can still make a living from "obsolete" tech, is it really obsolete? Ain't broke? Don't fix.

Steam engines are obsolete, but plenty of tourist railroads make a living running them on excursions. My local short-line railroad has been operating for 30 years on 65 year old engines.... Their "fleet" is a pair of 1954-built EMD GP-series diesels, 1/3 as powerful as a modern mainline engine, but still more than enough to service the quarry and plastics plant...

15-year old cars may be obsolete, but, if you deal in second and third hand autos for sale to people who need cheap transportation, and you lucked into a low-mile 98' Buick Century for $1,000 from a little old lady's estate sale? That you can find 3 or 4 people who'll gladly give you $2500 for it, today, no questions asked? Even if it doesn't have on-board GPS, a back up camera or flex fuel compatibility, does it matter? You'll still be walking away with a profit and the customer will have a reliable car for the next 5 to 8 years.

The Douglas corporation hasn't built a DC-10 airframe for what? 30+ years? Guess what your FedEx package of Mario crap probably takes a trip on at some point if it's going cross-country or international?

"obsolescence" is subjective. Like evolution, if a machine does it's job well enough, replacing it with a newer version is a waste of potential work for the sake of just looking more advanced..."perfect" is the enemy of "good enough" for a reason.


There's a reason the 747 outlived the Concorde. The 747 was "good enough", the Concorde was "Superior FUtcha, Today!" and couldn't turn a profit even with thousand-dollar tickets.... meanwhile, the 747's replacement has been.... smaller aircraft optimized for efficiency and medium-range flights.... "Obsolescence" , like "Evolution" is all about best fit, not always going "bigger, faster, flashier" in linear fashion.
 
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"obsolescence" is subjective. Like evolution, if a machine does it's job well enough, replacing it with a newer version is a waste of potential work for the sake of just looking more advanced..."perfect" is the enemy of "good enough" for a reason.
However, Blob, who thinks in black and white terms, can't understand anything beyond ”Superior Fyoocha” and ”inferior MAGA ghoul past”.
 
The Kiwis look from Bob to Chu, and from Chu to Bob, and from Bob to Chu again...
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Older POC are not true and honest POCs, so their opinion doesn't matter.
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If you are right to Biden, you are backward trash ripe for natural selection:
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Bobby should move on, but to where?

He is still mad that cinemas are now open in Texas:
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Bobby tries to insult another "Qaren" who would not fuck him in a thousand lifetimes:
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I agree it is very inappropriate to call him SpongeBob, which is a character very much beloved by children.

"Qaren" from Florida continues:
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This is the most attention you'd ever get from a woman who is not you mom or your aunt Bobby. Cherish the moment.

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Bobby insinuates he's read Camus:
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Camus thinks Sisyphus, despite the pointlessness in his struggle, would realize he is still the master of his life. Hence one must imagine Sisyphus to be happy. Maybe Bobby can learn from this story, seeing he's pushing this huge boulder called Twitter everyday. Though I suspect he'd be more sympathetic to the Godless, murderous protagonist in L'Etranger.


Bobby getting huffy about Stonetoss:
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Arkle thinks Stonetoss is a Nazi:
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Arkle on the Abortion Debacle:
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I know Bob's ignorance of the medium he professes to love is an old story here, but it's kind of hilarious that this entire tendentious, mean-spirited argument falls apart the moment you realize he doesn't include first-person open world games in his analysis. This looks like it was a year or two before Skyrim, so we can cut him some slack, but it certainly came after Morrowind proved there was a console market for immersive RPGs, and after Fallout 3 rescued a dead niche franchise and catapulted it to massive success. Bob's blind spots are so big he doesn't even know they exist -- unless he's being deliberately dishonest, which can't be discounted.
Speaking of - I've been having fun picking up older games on sale from Steam or GoG lately and was thinking about diving into one of the Elder Scrolls games. I remember playing Morrowind with a friend once on a console long ago but don't recall much details (other than we created a decent business using cheap crystals and making a soul-stealing axe) so I'm curious whether I should get Morrowind and play it again (this time actually reading what's on screen) or if one of the latter games is a better improvement.
The real absurdity of the MoT as envisioned by Orwell is not that the truth is constructed, its that the "truth" is constructed and always changing, to fit the current needs of The Party, its reconstructed a thousand times a day as the Elite change their minds or new events occur, and thus all of history has to change with them so they were always retroactively right and whatever happened was all according to plan.

More than just the state determining what the Truth is, and burying inconvenient contradictions. Their version of the offical record is ever changing.

They aren't just reshaping history, they've destroyed it as a concept by making it completely arbitrary and useless.

The world of 1984 is one where you can't be a historian not just because the facts are being hidden and suppressed, but, according to The Party, nothing has ever changed, they've always been in charge, always been right, always been at war with Eurasia, there literally is NO SUCH THING as history. Just the official Party Line.

And Bobby thinks that's a GREAT idea, since the big problem the far-left has with objectivity is you might get different conclusions than they did if you are allowed to know the truth... Its why they don't have a problem with tolerating 'We Wuz Kangz" historical revisionism, ignore past documented "firsts" in culture or sports or science so that modern-day people who align with them and are "more diverse" get the credit instead, regularly reboot entertainment franchises or support social narratives deciding guilt or innocence over actual evidence at trial.

How it SHOULD have or COULD have played out is of more importance to them than how it DID.
Just look at Bob. He's never been in favor of Eugenics, that's just a misunderstood joke. He's always right about movies and everything else he opines on.

Bob IS the ministry of truth made manifest.
Is Bobby suggesting he'd side with a MAGA weirdo if he is a huge Transformer fan?
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"SlateStar weirdo"? Oh fuck you, Bob. Slate Star Codex is one of the most milquetoast bloggers ever who graced the interwebs. He literally writes posts designed to get people to think deeper about complex topics.

Your entire reaction just proves how little of a thinker you are.

Luke Lockhart tackles Ender's Game. Here is his long treatise on the book, with contribution by Breadtube regular Noah Berlatsky.
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"he wants me dead"

No he doesn't.

Unless he met you for five minutes. But that's because you're an annoying, whiny bitch. (and I'd say that even if you weren't trans)

Try being less self-centered and just a better human being.
 
The Kiwis look from Bob to Chu, and from Chu to Bob, and from Bob to Chu again...
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Do Bob and Chu seriously believe that if the Dems act in the way that they want them to act, that it will not result in the most catastrophic loss of life on American soil since the Civil War, or are they such vile, hate-filled fucks that they don't care how many people have to die in order to bring about their neoliberal utopia?
If you are right to Biden, you are backward trash ripe for natural selection:
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Bobby should move on, but to where?
"I'm not saying that my high school bullies were Republicans, but they were totally Republicans."
He is still mad that cinemas are now open in Texas:
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Well maybe now you and your ilk will be less inclined to move to Texas and turn the state into California.
He says that as if billionaires don't already hold a massive sway over our elections.
"Qaren" from Florida continues:
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This is the most attention you'd ever get from a woman who is not you mom or your aunt Bobby. Cherish the moment.
"AOC died for your sins." - MovieBob, probably. Also, it's almost like the U.S. government is supposed to have checks and balances and if the ruling party can't exercise dictatorial power, then that means that the system is working exactly as intended.
 
I agree it is very inappropriate to call him SpongeBob, which is a character very much beloved by children.
But they do have an equal amount of spine.
Geez, Bob. The size of your ego exceeds fucking Jupiter.
Arkle thinks Stonetoss is a Nazi:
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The linked video is by thoughtslime, FYI.
Well maybe now you and your ilk will be less inclined to move to Texas and turn the state into California.
 
Explain Salazzle:
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On topic, however, I find it remarkably stupid that people are fine with fuckin' Porky Pig walkin' around on two legs like it's Animal Farm but Lola having cha-chas is where they draw the line. Why can't a competent female character have boobs anymore? Is it because all the little boys want to grow up to be women?
Chicks have to look like ugly dudes and dudes have to look like extremely feminine. That's the trend these days, especially with comics. It's quite terrible all the same.
Do Bob and Chu seriously believe that if the Dems act in the way that they want them to act, that it will not result in the most catastrophic loss of life on American soil since the Civil War, or are they such vile, hate-filled fucks that they don't care how many people have to die in order to bring about their neoliberal utopia?
They don't think of the opposition as people. They are "people" or "Stupids" as Bob puts it. So, what we have here is a Khmer Rouge style of thinking where to kill them is literally no loss at all because they don't even count as human beings.

This is where his "only bad targets" spiel reaches its absolute lowest depths. I know he genuinely believes that his hypocrisy is okay, but he and the others that screamed "Fascism!!!" every hour on the hour for four straight years cannot send out such hysterical warnings if they want to use the overwhelming power of the state to crush and exterminate those they disagree with politically. I know many of his "colleagues" recognize this inherent contradiction and that's why, to their immense credit, they are repulsed by him, but it would be nice if they could hammer him incessantly for it because he only regards their opinions with any weight.
 
They don't think of the opposition as people. They are "people" or "Stupids" as Bob puts it. So, what we have here is a Khmer Rouge style of thinking where to kill them is literally no loss at all because they don't even count as human beings.
Speaking of contradiction

Every time Bob says something to the effect of "Natural Selection" solving the white middle-America problem if we just let it run it's course, does he realize the logical fallacy of thinking people who's job is farming/animal husbandry and whose hobbies include hunting and mechanized entertainments that require you to be able to keep motors running, would actually starve if "left to their own devices"? When Bobby would starve as soon as the restaurants, fast food joints and supermarkets ran out of stock?

And furthermore, what kind of help are people in red America getting right now that's preventing that?

Has he ever once spelled it out?

He just has his mantra of Rural America being on some kind of social/economic life support, but never has identified specifically what it is as far as I can tell?

Why talk about executions and roving death squads cleaning up the nation when, by your own logic, you can achieve a 100% kill rate by turning off the 'tap' of whatever Blue America is dishing out to the Red Obsoletes?

And if it's not that simple, if you have to go out and kill every Red Stater one-by-one, does he realize that by the time he's exempted all the people equal and higher than him on the oppression stack (as he sees it, natch) from having to fight these supposed pushover people, and made the politically-correct exemptions for all other "sweetheart" SJW tribes, how many are actually left to send out to do the exterminating? (Maybe 1 in 10 true blues would qualify) and how many would then do it?

Sending people who openly hate guns, police and the US Military into an area where people will have guns and will respond in kind if attacked as opposed to waiting for on-high Federal planners to tell them what to do.... that's not gonna end well, for HIM.

Talk about that Khmer Rouge logic... when Pol Pot declared war on Vietnam, and his Generals pointed out they had like 5x the population and a war-hardened Army? The "simple" Bob-approved solution was Pol Pot declaring that every Cambodian who failed to kill 5 Vietnamese would be executed as traitors.

I can totally see Bob getting behind that notion that they'd have some kind of "Elite" force that'd be able to get the job done due to their ideological purity and super-diverse officer corps, only to be reduced to Zapp Brannigan within the opening hours of the battle, yelling "STOP GETTING SHOT BY OBSOLETES YOU COWARDS!" at the fallen of his side.
 
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Do Bob and Chu seriously believe that if the Dems act in the way that they want them to act, that it will not result in the most catastrophic loss of life on American soil since the Civil War, or are they such vile, hate-filled fucks that they don't care how many people have to die in order to bring about their neoliberal utopia?
Bob played too many video games, and cannot separate video game rules from reality. It's actually sadder than if he was just a genocidal psychopath.

Think of a game with wizards and fighters. He thinks that if you invest your stat points in strength, agility, or stamina, you'll be behind him in intelligence and charisma. Since he has terrible physical stats, he must have incredible mental and social stats. The problem with that is 1) life isn't balanced like that and 2) investing by exercising at the gym is not comparable to learning by memorizing buzzwords or analyzing spiderman cartoons. But admitting that means Bob has to admit he's an obese underdeveloped manchild with less than half his life to make something of himself remaining.

In this case he's applying Sims city logic. You can tear down old buildings for newer better ones, because as mayor you're an all powerful tyrant that nobody can disobey. The game wouldn't be fun if you had to roleplay dealing with a political committee and stubborn property owners everytime you want to zone a new street. Bob legitimately thinks if we zoned all Nebraska farmland to commercial skyscrapers, they'll build them. A 50 story luxury bank headquarters generates more revenue than a 1 story welding shop, so all we have to do is replace the obsolete hicks with progressive metroplexes and violá! Every street is Wall Street, and nobody is poor! It's all just pixels in the game. In real life, the welding shop may be a major support for all industry within 100 miles and there's not enough banking to warrant even a 3 story building. He's legitimately dumb enough to want China's ghost cities here. Ethics and economics never enter into his worldview, because the developers focused on fun over accuracy.

You also see this Sims City logic in his weird beliefs about science. You can spend money on research and get points that can be applied anywhere. Doesn't matter if you literally never had your people do any chemistry. Just spend the points, and you're now the number 1 producer of space sge materials. The damn conservatives won't just throw enough money at science blindly, however. He TRUSTS THE SCIENCE, though. Bob thinks that if we just seize Republican wealth, we could buy knowledge of advanced robotics and medicine. There's no real life gradual trial-and-error, failed experiments, or pointless subjects; because once again, it's a video game designed for fun. If Bob was born 10 years later, he'd be trying to claim military expertise for first person shooters.

TL;DR: Bob is a fat autist who has trouble remembering entertainment isn't real life.
 
The Kiwis look from Bob to Chu, and from Chu to Bob, and from Bob to Chu again...
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I'm sure actively targeting roughly half the population with extreme hate will go over wonderfully and is not unhinged in any way. It really does bug me that whenever someone on the left or right calls for peaceful discussion so we as a nation can come to an understanding, people like Bob just go "NO, stomp them right into the dirt! No peace!" like a psycho.
Older POC are not true and honest POCs, so their opinion doesn't matter.
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Ya see, this guy is waving a red flag instead of a blue one, that means his opinions are automatically trash. Those decades of real world experience and hardship that Bob will never have? Don't count. Also what racist things would these white liberals be tricked into saying? Spanish guy disagreed with them, so the mask slipped? Where's the trap?

And can I just say, I really hate the term "POC" that the left decided needed to exist. It's just another way to say colored person. It didn't become less racist because the words got switched around. I'm just glad I've managed to avoid having it used on me so far.
 
This is where his "only bad targets" spiel reaches its absolute lowest depths. I know he genuinely believes that his hypocrisy is okay, but he and the others that screamed "Fascism!!!" every hour on the hour for four straight years cannot send out such hysterical warnings if they want to use the overwhelming power of the state to crush and exterminate those they disagree with politically. I know many of his "colleagues" recognize this inherent contradiction and that's why, to their immense credit, they are repulsed by him, but it would be nice if they could hammer him incessantly for it because he only regards their opinions with any weight.


That's the problem right here. They have tried and made it abundantly clear in the past how much of a fascist he is. Ellis blew his ass for it and made a joke out of him. for Pete's sake. But even that couldn't get that through his thick skull. His delusion and divorce of reality are too strong along with his desires to see 'the undesirables' in a reeducation center, or a bullet to the head that nothing other than the equivalent of a nuclear option will make him understand. Bob will never listen to peace, nor try to seek it because that implies letting go of the bullies of his past. And he'll be damned than to 'let them win' in his mind

His seething rage along with his contradictory beliefs will stand on the sole belief of pure, raw vengeance.
 
IMO, most of the people working in the entertainment industry (especially the higher ups) are really out of touch and living in their own little bubbles. They think that Twitter trends are an accurate way to gauge consumer desires, when in reality only a small fraction of the site's users make the majority of tweets and thus, they aren't a good way to do so. The entertainment industry have always been trend-chasers, and because of their myopic view of reality informed by social media and by being part of the 1%, they see social justice as the hot new trend to chase, which also gives them an opportunity to virtue signal like you said. It's entirely possible that they want to push an ideology, but it's also informed by their own myopia. However, as long as money exists and private companies need it to support their continued existence, if nobody is paying to watch their shit, they can't sustain themselves forever, and they'll eventually collapse and be replaced by companies that are more in touch with consumers and thus able to find success. To bring it all back to MovieBob, it begs the question, how would he react to this? Would he defend these SocJus-pushing companies to their bitter end and viciously attack the competition, or would he eventually come around to and becoming an ardent consumer of this new media?
Dude, I wish I could shake your hand right now.

Honestly, trends are just like fads, a way for losers to fit in with the cool kids. But like all fads, it’ll get replace by something even more stupid.
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On topic, however, I find it remarkably stupid that people are fine with fuckin' Porky Pig walkin' around on two legs like it's Animal Farm but Lola having cha-chas is where they draw the line. Why can't a competent female character have boobs anymore? Is it because all the little boys want to grow up to be women?
I think it’s because ugly people hate being reminded that could never be that sexy or cool in real life. Or in another case, they hate that they could never get a date with something or someone that awesome.

Because men aren’t allowed to have fun. I wonder if they would double down if you told them they’re being furryphobic since extreme degeneracy is intersectional.
Fuck that, my dude. I’m not going to let a bunch of harpies and simps tell me what to do.

I ain’t going out like that.


Chicks have to look like ugly dudes and dudes have to look like extremely feminine. That's the trend these days, especially with comics. It's quite terrible all the same.

Not only is it terrible, it’s stupid and hypocritical. These feminists say that men are dumb, ugly brutes who abuse their power but they want to be brutes as well. They want power so they can get their revenge on all the chads and stacies of the world.

And while I’m on the topic, what is this obsession with power?

They think that if they get some kind of power the world will be their oyster. But any kind of power is useless if you don’t know how to use it.
 
And while I’m on the topic, what is this obsession with power?
Every small-minded and frustrated person dreams of having the power to just declare themselves rich and in charge, (and justify the obvious abuse of twisting the self-determination of who knows how many people in the process as a mix of those others being sheep, and themselves being practically Demigods due to their own incredible and self-appointed intellectual vigor) Having failed to get anything of value by mid-life, it's no surprise the biggest power-mongers are unhappy, unattractive, unpersonable and very below-average people.

What is this "power"? Usually, somehow, amassing enough political influence to make your own will law, but the particulars are very foggy.

But rest assured, giving them this power will put everything right without them having to apply any firsthand guidance beyond just Tweeting out their personal desires, as it will inspire some other equally-nebulous group of "allies" to do the heavy lifting.

They see it as some kind of quasi-magic, never really defined about what it is (right side of history) but MILITANTLY and STRIDENTLY isn't. It's not white, not male, not capitalist and not conservative.. but aside from that, they have no clue what it is except some kind of divine light.
 
I know we're kinda spoiled for choice, but for the life of me I can't figure out who's the bigger retard, Bobert the Fat, or Chu Chu the Imbecile.
Chu Chu Rocket achieved something closer to actual success in his life, even if it was very short lived fame and an even briefer stint as a Twitter good boy until the former fizzled out and the later crashed and burned when he simped for a morbidly obese animal abuser who hated troons. He also actually managed to trick a woman into marrying him. Thankfully, he wasn't slick enough to make her stay or continue his defunct gene pool. But the running theme here is Chu at least has the brainpower and social skill to get nice things in life for a little while, and only loses them because he can't control his inner asshole.

Bob is 40 and not married, isn't in a serious relationship and likely never has been, hasn't ever had any level of notoriety that wasn't through mockery and can't even worm his way into a lefty youtube circle that openly brags about only doing videos to make money. Chu, at the very least, had enough superficial charm to get some nice stuff. Bob has nothing.
 
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