Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Pure paranoia. I am now fully convinced there's going to be a friendly fire incident on the ranch in the coming months.

At Tran Ranch, in the dead of the night, suddenly, the blast of a .300 Winchester Magnum breaks the silence.

"-Who'd you shoot, Bonnie?
-I don't know Penny, I don't know! He was just standing there, staring at me, menacingly! I saw him go for his gun and took the shot!
-Good, it's all right, you're all right, right? Just keep watching and shoot any of his fellow transphobic cis-het alt-right nazi chuds if they try to get in! I'll go take a look at the body.
<heavy breathing as the minutes pass and Phil finally gets to the body and rolls it over>
-OH MY GODDESS KEVRYN NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

 

[Box Tie]

The only person winning here is the troll, sorry, I meant the totally serious neonazi fash-militia.

They're sitting pretty on their supply of itching powder while the tranchers are climbing the walls, spazzing the fuck out and making a spectacle of themselves on the internet. Imagine thinking this is how one should behave when threatened, imagine thinking this makes you look badass.

While I hope they're playing it straight, i.e. not playing it up For The Grift, surely they'll realize that if people really have it out for them IRL, for every fascist threatening them... with itching powder? There are going to be multitudes who would just show up and do the deed without warning.

Why not cut to the chase and make meaningful and permanent changes to your security, rather than splurging on plates that'll start gathering dust in a months time, ignored camera feeds or a drone Kevin will crash while playing with it? Ah right, because then they wouldn't garner any attention for it.

Watch as they post pictures of their cameras and their positions / fov to twitter.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Since Penis is acab, does he plan to call the cops if any of this were real and he actually shot someone on their property or would they just bury them in the barren wasteland that is the tranch property?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Watch as they post pictures of their cameras and their positions / fov to twitter.

Troons and OPSEC are like oil and water.

 

[Law]

imagine thinking this makes you look badass.

You could use this as a caption to pretty much everything The Gender People do.

 

[Postal_Rat]

You could use this as a caption to pretty much everything The Gender People do.

Ehh only about half of what they do the other half would be
"imagine thinking this makes you look sexy"

 

[General Disarray]

Pure paranoia. I am now fully convinced there's going to be a friendly fire incident on the ranch in the coming months.

I'm starting to think, as someone else already said, that they really are manufacturing meth out there, and now are slipping into getting high on their own supply. They eat a lot of trash food and sweets so the weight-loss won't be so apparent yet, but their teeth, general hygiene, the barely-existent profits from their "yarn" sales, the constant unfiltered horniness, and increased weaponry and paranoia all point in that direction.

I'm still on the fence though, only because if they were something bad would have happened already. One thing is for certain - this siege drama is only going to accelerate and I'm excited to see what happens.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

I'm starting to think, as someone else already said, that they really are manufacturing meth out there, and now are slipping into getting high on their own supply. They eat a lot of trash food and sweets so the weight-loss won't be so apparent yet, but their teeth, general hygiene, the barely-existent profits from their "yarn" sales, the constant unfiltered horniness, and increased weaponry and paranoia all point in that direction.

I'm still on the fence though, only because if they were something bad would have happened already. One thing is for certain - this siege drama is only going to accelerate and I'm excited to see what happens.

I really doubt that they are cooking meth. But, it really says something that their appearance and behaviors are indistinguishable from that of meth heads.

 

[Meiwaku]

I kinda wanna go visit Mission: Wolf.

KF field trip to mission wolf. Maybe we will be able to butcher some dead alpaca that was hastily "donated" there.

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

Question about this latest grift—should I add these few days of emergency tranny waco donations to Kevin's e-begging total? Any comments appreciated

No. In all fairness it wouldn't be fair. This would at least double that amount and Kevin isn't really that involved with this. Penny seems to be the driving force behind this. Though you should keep track of how much this brings in. Just don't add it to the total.

 

[Postal_Rat]

I don't think they're cooking meth mostly because I doubt their general competency the first batch probably would have produced nothing more than a crater

 

[Meiwaku]

No. In all fairness it wouldn't be fair. This would at least double that amount and Kevin isn't really that involved with this. Penny seems to be the driving force behind this. Though you should keep track of how much this brings in. Just don't add it to the total.

Seconding this.

If you go through my past posts I did the best I could to try to work out tranch financials. I also have a snapshot of their etsy rn so I will know id they make sales of their shit ply yarn


Edit: i went and looked and they made like 9 sales yesterday

 

[Iron Hamster]

No. In all fairness it wouldn't be fair. This would at least double that amount and Kevin isn't really that involved with this. Penny seems to be the driving force behind this. Though you should keep track of how much this brings in. Just don't add it to the total.

It appears a pre-requisite to being on the tranch is to have begging accounts.

 

[Meiwaku]

I don't think their cooking meth mostly because I doubt their general competency the first batch probably would have produced nothing more than a crater

Amhole true origin story

 

[Law]

I hate to be a downer (rate me pessimistic?) but I think that the seige saga goes out with a whimper, not a bang. What does a news station getting sent citric acid in the mail have to do with them? What tortured series of illogical decisions then leads to them sleeping with armor and guns? Surely the bed is already crowded enough. The tranchers are all braggarts and over-sharers, I'd expect more evidence if they were cooking meth or being tailed by unmarked black vans or whatever. And a mysterious package being sent to a local news station would surely be a bigger story in a sleepy small town like Westcliffe.
If it's just a grift, they'll play it up then try to make it fade away once attention starts waning so they can prepare for a new grift cycle.
I think that the siege, much like their delusions of womanhood, self-sufficiency, and sexiness, exists only in their own heads.

 

[Yamamura]

An actual threat, no. Trannies 'patrolling' including crawling around rocks dressed like they're in 'Nam, whispering and pointing guns at cars on nearby roads... probably.

God help what ever poor soul's car happens to break down in front of the tranch.

Imagine driving through rural Colorado with your SO and then suddenly your car spudders to a halt. You're out of cell phone range and the sun is starting to set. The road side assistance crew won't come until morning so you're left to tough it out in the wilderness. You then squint your eyes in the distance as you make out a dome like structure straight out of Star Wars. "Honey I think I see a farm in the distance maybe they can help us. I'll check it out." While you start walking up the dirt path you see some four legged creature cross your path and what appears to be a make shift claymore on the ground. You suddenly become disoriented as you regain consciousness with your back on the ground with a loud ringing in your ear after the blast. Voices start to come down the path in what appears to be a man yelling in a deep poorly attempted falsetto voice, "Penny we got one of those Kiwi people over here". A man with thick rimmed glasses wearing a trucker hat is holding an AR-15 walking over to your direction. This is the last sight you see before losing consciousness for a final time.. In Minecraft.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I don't think they're cooking meth mostly because I doubt their general competency the first batch probably would have produced nothing more than a crater

If they were cooking meth Kevin would manage to tell us somehow.

 

[Postal_Rat]

If they were cooking meth Kevin would manage to tell us somehow.

Probably an uncomfortably sexual post about how amphetamines are an important part of gay culture and therefore good and do any of you want to buy some tenacious unicorn powder.

 

[super thug]

I'm starting to think, as someone else already said, that they really are manufacturing meth out there, and now are slipping into getting high on their own supply.

It seems very unlikely to me that they could be manufacturing any drugs. They just aren't smart enough to handle anything other than maybe growing cannabis or poppies. Actually making meth (decent meth, anyway) in the USA is a pretty involved process now that so many precursor chemicals are banned or severely "throttled". The nice thing about chemistry is that if you can't get the right ingredient then you can just make the ingredient itself. To use Breaking Bad as an example, it doesn't matter if the "methylamine" is banned, you can make your own methylamine (or whatever). So many things have been added to the list of controlled chemicals that actually making the meth itself is quite easy once you have all your ingredients, the hard part is getting quality ingredients inside the US. You need more space and setups because most of your time will be devoted to creating high quality precursors.

Then there is also the other dangers. Professor Troon could be messing with some ether or propane and out of nowhere trundles up Kevin, bong and lighter in hand, *flick* *flick* and I bet that fucking dome would burn quite well, judging from the structure itself-I have no idea what it's made of-couple broken windows or open door to provide air and I'd be surprised if it took even 20 mins to burn down.

Imo drug manufacture at the ranch seems very unlikely. Only if they got their precursors from someone else or had another location where they were being made. The Tranch is just too cramped. They're in the middle of nowhere as well, they'd need to have someone in the city to offload to. I could be wrong but... you know logistics really isn't these fellas strong suit.

 

[Postal_Rat]

Aside from the fact that these people can barely cook breakfast let alone meth I can't imagine them interacting with criminals in a way that doesn't end with them being buried in a shallow grave.