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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

    Votes: 273 13.4%
  • Not without Caleb

    Votes: 287 14.1%
  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 801 39.3%
  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 648 31.8%
  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Votes: 567 27.8%

  • Total voters
    2,036
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Sometimes shit just stops being funny.
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1. Wash it for fuck's sake.
2. Use a shampoo and conditioner combo that works for your hair type (yes, there are types).
3. Carefully massage from your roots all the way to the ends minding to not pull or be too aggressive.
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7. Please remember that we cut hair for a reason, as having it too long in some areas creates a lot of stress on your roots.
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Mark your calendars people, we have an upcoming event you sure would like to experience yourselves.
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Take a shot for every "them" and furrybait.

Discord users—>Furry posters—>DeviantArt posters—>Anime girl posters—>Pronoun posters pipeline

It’s like an Animorphs episode but for future social justice warriors who want to feel empowered for being Tumblr rejects
 
How do people NOT shower daily?

I can't imagine being so lazy you don't even want to take a shower.
I've heard that the profoundly depressed can have issues with doing as little as maintaining basic hygiene
These people always look fucking miserable and dead inside and yet they just can't figure out why not everyone is going Woke like they did.

NGL, I'd probably be dead inside too if I constantly back-stabbed my friends and threw them under the bus just so I could get E-fame.
This is the end game goal for all of quinton's kind
... I think I know why Quinton is profoundly depressed.
 
I can't say I'm surprised that Marxist troons are getting into virtual youtubing.
Good things never last long I guess
They're dime a dozen, but they're not destroying anything. Because they'll never get an audience in a medium that's based around wholesome anime character creating safespaces for you and your frens away from having to put up with the real world. Being a poltisperg doesn't mesh with that.
 
Quinton is a sad fat piece of shit, but I wouldn't go as far as saying he's the new movieblob. Because bob believes all his delusions and is completely divorced from reality at this point. So until Quinton thinks shigure miyamoto is jesus and that he's the chosen one to slay all fps games and gamers, he won't be the new movie bob.
He has far too much self-loathing to ever become FilmRobert, and not enough squandered talent to become the tragedy that is Spoony; my predicted trajectory for Q, if he doesn't have a troon saga, is a couple more years slipping further into obscurity then either sunset or disappear off the internet and actually make something of his life.

I wouldn't even give him the credit of anticipating a Moviebob x Lindsay Ellis-style meltdown because he's too fucking boring and pathetic.
If I hadn't just seem someone mention his age I would never believe this motherfucker was 25. He has the pallid bloat of a career alcoholic staring down the barrel of his 40s.
 
This thread always makes me sad. I guess big Q in general does. He does make good content and I used to love watching him but it feels like over time he got more and more autistic, unashamedly obsessing over things noone cares about (when did anyone last care about Garfield?), caring way too much about fame (threatening not to make a certain video until he reached an arbitrary amount of followers or whatever) and this aggressive, idiotic kind of activisim all too popular nowadays.
Did he get more and more autistic? Or did I get less autistic allowing me to see it in him?
 
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This guy's channel would be twice the size it is now if he stopped showing off his grotesque personage. Seriously, he always looks like shit and a face cam doesn't add to his videos anyway.
I feel its important that we document his species for the sake of history if nothing else. These weird fish-faced bugmen need to be documented for future historical records.
 
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Mark your calendars people, we have an upcoming event you sure don't want to miss out.
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Take a shot for every "them" and furrybait.
Inb4 one or all of them burn this bridge he's making.

He'll never really find a group to be a part of will he?
 
He'll never really find a group to be a part of will he?
You've just helped me realise exactly who Quinton reminds me of.

Anyone familiar with the Holy Autism War might recall a guy called David Gallant (I'm sure he probably has a thread on here somewhere) who openly admitted the only reason he started making his shitty video games was because he desperately wanted to be part of the indie dev cool kids club.

That sums up Quinton, in my opinion: a gormless, doughy potato-man with no real convictions or aspirations of his own, who blindly follows trends and will bend whichever way he needs to try and be accepted by someone, anyone.
 
This guy's channel would be twice the size it is now if he stopped showing off his grotesque personage. Seriously, he always looks like shit and a face cam doesn't add to his videos anyway.
The Ghost of Lemmy should come back and kill that soy boy fuck for daring to appropriate his friendly muttonchops.
 
I have to give credit to @Woke Blue Muttlema for doing the Lord’s work on wondering why a Q Reviews thread has 250 pages. The fact that BreadTube currently has almost 300 pages just shows that on KF, while she still wins for giving us this free content, Quentin still loses :story:

I notice this a lot more with lolcow pages that past the 250+ pages, things start to get a lot more interesting.
 
Quinton keeps bitching about the uncultured swines he grew up with because he has nothing better going on.
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No minor bitchfit. I have only seen Kentucky get recognised as a flyer Midwest state a couple of times. Historically and culturally Kentucky is closer to the Southeast than being legit Midwest. The only way you can pack up Kentucky with the traditional Midwest is if you are talking about Ohio Valley states or Heartland (the farmer states).
It amuses me that Quinton has already recognised living in a Bible Belt state but somehow owning to being a southerner is too much for his heart. Not that I can blame him, he looks like a trailer baby straight from the forests of Pennsyltucky.

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Q, some fucking advice. If you do not want your full legal name to be common knowledge you might want to stop fucking sharing it.

I have to give credit to @Woke Blue Muttlema for doing the Lord’s work on wondering why a Q Reviews thread has 250 pages. The fact that BreadTube currently has almost 300 pages just shows that on KF, while she still wins for giving us this free content, Quentin still loses :story:

I notice this a lot more with lolcow pages that past the 250+ pages, things start to get a lot more interesting.
I want to remind all of you:
- That two-thirds of this thread was posted in a year despite Q being a popular lolcow only for a brief window two years ago.
- There were complaints early on about how this thread should have been started back in February or April of 2018 or at least sooner than it did.
- Q has somehow managed to fuck up often enough to justify this thread existing.
- He already tweets like Bob (pop culture and politisperging) and if he was infamous enough it would warrant posting every autistic thing he tweets.
- Despite being so boring he has managed to amass his own thread, unlike Xanderhal, Gutian, or PT.
- At this rate Q's thread will match Mumkey's proving that even at being a cow Mumkey is better.
- This thread has been quoted/mentioned by YouTubers that knew Q or know people that knew him.
- This thread has documented how incompetent he is even at scamming his fanbase.
- Almost everything about him is archived here or is deleted.
 
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