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Thanks to MyaTheBeez with a $100 tip, we're now at a double-vested $200 again.
This means that Phil has, so far, received $600 in tips in the last 2 days. He said he would be fine if he hit every tips goal for the week ($1200 total) and he is currently at half that over these 2 days.
Phil made it very clear last night that he gets extremely upset with people keeping track of these figures. Don't worry buddy, we got you covered.

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watching Phil blaming his lack of skills on lag because of the servers is getting ridiculous
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The best part was his unironic claim that the obvious low-end of his matchmaking have good connections so he can dominate, but the higher-tier matchmaking all have bad connection, and they're at that level because they exploit it, and that is why Phil can't kill them. Mind boggling levels of delusion.
 
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BepsiLight said:
What's the lore on Jasper having ADHD and being hyperactive? What's the issue with him running around the house at night? why is that an impediment for the pig to get some sleep? is JasperKitty Burnell playing the fucking drums at 4AM or something?
So many god damn questions, but apparently Phill has to tire him down at night by watching Disney+ with him
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And why can't phil just shut his bedroom door and let the cat do his thing?
 
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@Surly Muppet 70 seconds after another beg, he miraculously got a $25 tip from joyful faggotry.. Either these whales are just sitting there waiting for the beg, and immediately tipping, or he is sitting on these tips.. It's possible they are coordinated, but to have that many ♿ participate without slipping up seems unlikely to me.

Edit: MyaTheBeez lines up pretty well with OIC regarding the 3 word name, capitalization, and extremely stupid message, but looking at PPG, he goes back a few years, so doubtful its him. I did find this 25 bitcheer from him (and phils reaction) that made me laugh though! Relevant timestamp is 1:25:00 - 1:25:30

 
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These tips are all planned, the amount of money he has been getting lately is absolutely shady. One person donating large amounts everyday is believable, 2 people is shifty, but this amount is definitely suspect. Considering his recent moods, and the amount of time he has attacked his viewers, there's definitely something going on.

If Phil gets this much money he's usually obnoxiously high energy. I'm sure he's aware that before all of this generosity he was only pulling in a few $ from regular tippers, and then one larger usual whale would support. I think all this is propaganda, he's trying to show his relevance by making a pact with regular whales to embellish his tips total. There's no way he's pulling this much money without being a titty streamer.

Phil is all about how he believes people see him. He thinks the Internet loves him, and that a few trolls are against him. Realistically he has likely hit the tips goal today, but I'm 85% sure his tips are nowhere near $200.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Phil made it very clear last night that he gets extremely upset with people keeping track of these figures. Don't worry buddy, we got you covered.
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Makes me wonder if all the claims of chargebacks are a direct result of the brain dead morahns tracking his daily scam totals. Sure, the paypiggies will stick it to da trolls, anyway. But when some of them see that he's pulled in 1200 in just a couple days... And even THEY are saying, "Hey, you just got tree-fiddy on the morning stream, why are you bitching about low cuntributions on the later stream?" And then he pops off with all the chargebacks and how he "worked" for nothing and now "we" need to hit the tips goal AND THEN SOME just for him to prahfit on something that he does for fun where tipping is isn't mandatory.
 
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Poo Twister said:
These tips are all planned, the amount of money he has been getting lately is absolutely shady. One person donating large amounts everyday is believable, 2 people is shifty, but this amount is definitely suspect. Considering his recent moods, and the amount of time he has attacked his viewers, there's definitely something going on.

If Phil gets this much money he's usually obnoxiously high energy. I'm sure he's aware that before all of this generosity he was only pulling in a few $ from regular tippers, and then one larger usual whale would support. I think all this is propaganda, he's trying to show his relevance by making a pact with regular whales to embellish his tips total. There's no way he's pulling this much money without being a titty streamer.

Phil is all about how he believes people see him. He thinks the Internet loves him, and that a few trolls are against him. Realistically he has likely hit the tips goal today, but I'm 85% sure his tips are nowhere near $200.
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say that again

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Poo Twister said:
These tips are all planned, the amount of money he has been getting lately is absolutely shady. One person donating large amounts everyday is believable, 2 people is shifty, but this amount is definitely suspect.
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You're trying to think logically - that's not how it works in the DSP universe. In a normal situation, there wouldn't be people who'd give this man these huge sums of money, because they would be able to see through his never-ending greed and inability to own up to his mistakes and to try and fix them, whilst blaming everything on everyone but himself.

But the shitshow that is DSP is not a normal situation. Instead, it's an absolute clusterfuck of the purest form autism known to mankind. And in this situation, there actually are people out there who unironically support this man, because they're handicapped in some kind of way, or were bullied at some point and see him as some kind of top autist who took away their sorrow by playing games badly and being a shithead about it.

Don't try to convince yourself these people aren't real. Simply accept the fact these sad individuals have found some purpose in life by supporting a 38-year-old manchild living like a pale hermit, and you'll start to enjoy the shitshow a hell of a lot more.

DSP's life is a Netflix show for you to watch and enjoy, and his supporters are paying for your subscription fee.
 
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Schmeckel said:
Makes me wonder if all the claims of chargebacks are a direct result of the brain dead morahns tracking his daily scam totals. Sure, the paypiggies will stick it to da trolls, anyway. But when some of them see that he's pulled in 1200 in just a couple days... And even THEY are saying, "Hey, you just got tree-fiddy on the morning stream, why are you bitching about low cuntributions on the later stream?" And then he pops off with all the chargebacks and how he "worked" for nothing and now "we" need to hit the tips goal AND THEN SOME just for him to prahfit on something that he does for fun where tipping is isn't mandatory.
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I like to think it's safe to say the chargeback are the on the grifting agenda to open whale wallets, while also hiding tip notifications as a smokescreen because of the tracking, yeah. He really tried to memoryhole weeks of scamming/begging and now saying he doesn't have money again. Like, what the fuck man. He pulled the same shit last month right before his twitch payout, which also didn't get talked about, and he actually got it when he said he wasn't going to.

His own content is suffering because of this bullshit because no funny tip notifications, hiding intentions, constantly stalling your shit to beg and guilt trip your actual retarded fans. It's really bad. He's a slimey dude but Divinity 2 stream is really hittin; that old DSP vibe again. Thank god for that.
 
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Generic_Detractor2021 said:
$2 in tips in the last 2 and a half hours.. $175 of the $202 from 3 people. Stop me if you've heard 2 of the 3 names before. Joyful Faggotry, Murcuck, MyaTheGayz. Now this shawks me
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Once again proving he can never win the Marty challenge: reach the tips goal by receiving at the most a single person can tip being say five bucks, that would mean you'd need twenty different users and all legit accounts not some 24 hour sock puppet.
 
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Filthy Greenskin said:
$300 for Phil to put on the cowboy hat or to put on a pair of jeans, really dangling the carrot out for the piggies today.
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Rate me autistic but the fact his piggies are throwing money at him so he'll wear vests, a cowboy hat and now jeans really confirms my gut feeling that they have a psychosexual connection with their cult leader.

They're slowly trying to dress him up as a gay cowboy on stream.
 
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