DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Surly Muppet]

Tangent on stream.
Project 7 was not for Phil, see.
He thought it would be a boost for everyone else's channels.
And the t-shirts and merch were so that everyone could make money, not just Phil.
And then it was so they could all launch new stuff and branch out.

Phil is shocked that they wanted money! That they wanted to be paid! They never told him!
Someone asked about Howard and Rambo's response. Phil says their side of the story was bullshit was because they never told him a word of it!

The crux of the Howard/Rambo follow-up video was that Phil was asked for money. He refrained from offering anyone anything even as the project was fading.
But the subject is immediately changed - it's water under the bridge and Phil doesn't care anymore.
Literally every line before this was him caring, and clearly stating the water is not under any bridge, it's currently stagnating in his head, next to all that property we own, rent-free.

 

[Swirling weeb]

I don’t have the strength to deal with this nigga today

 

[EarwaxGourmet]

DSP on stream, pretending he doesn't want his detractors to an hero.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Hey Phil, why haven't you set a $200 stream goal yet? They can afford it, and you need it more than them.

I would love it if he just rolled this out and banned anyone who asked about it. That'd be peak Phil.
Honestly, the goal pretty much is at least $150 now. $100 is the base expectation, that much is clear. It isn't the 'goal', it's needed to keep Phil from complaining. So when we get into begging situations, whales seem to understand that the $100 is fake - the stream goal is $200 to keep Phil from losing it, but everyone is expected to pretend that he's still only getting $100/stream because otherwise there would be serious questions about his financial capabilities.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Tevin started restreaming you constantly because you got him banned from Twitch,

Good point I think people forgot about, tevin really ramped up his restreaming to a million when he got banned, and he made it clear multiple times he was doing it because he was annoyed DSP got him obviously banned.

it was pretty clear the last couple months before he got his twitch back he was getting more and more bored with DSP, so I say good riddance. Don’t stick around and make content for a cow you aren’t as interested in, that’s how you start fucking up and becoming worse than the lolcow themselves.

I only watched a few of his video game streams over the years, but from what I could tell unlike dave he won’t force himself to play a game if he doesn’t wanna, so I’m inclined to assume whatever weird shit he’s doing on twitch currently must be something he’s enjoying, which is better than forcing himself to endure Dave full time if he ain’t into it.

But let’s be real, he’s probably still keeping slight tabs on Phil highlights, it ain’t hard to play a snort Burnell video in the background

 

[PieceofShet]

Why is dsp talking about tevin? He past him. His last dsp video was months ago.

It would be retarded to start a topic on him on kiwi tbh...

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Why is dsp talking about tevin? He past him. His last dsp video was months ago.

It would be retarded to start a topic on him on kiwi tbh...

100% because he got talked about on the farms the other day, it’s very clear he reads the farms personally lol. That or he keeps tabs on tevin, but I’d bet a few bucks it’s the former

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

I decided today that it’s only fair that we get to own the paypigs whenever Phil cries hardship after they empty their wallets.

Based on the detractor videos I’m watching from the weekend, joyful_Jaxx_Reigns is getting thoroughly owned. Something something anal rape.

 

[MemeGrey]

Why is dsp talking about tevin? He past him. His last dsp video was months ago.

It would be retarded to start a topic on him on kiwi tbh...

Someone made a Tevin thread and it didn't stay up for long

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil came back from 'taking a dump' to find that MrsPoinDexter was timed out for 8 hours for arguing with the mods.
Phil stressed that arguing with the mods was not a good idea, but he removed the time out and warned the Mrs that this is their warning. Why would Phil do this? This odd special treatment?
MrsPoinDexter is the current top cheerer, that would be why.

When asked why he doesn't track tips, Phil drops a retcon.
Streamlabs used to track 'behind the scenes', someone tipped him under a different name, and Phil didn't realize it, and Streamlabs 'tallied' all their tips together, and people started harassing them.
He still can't admit that he got that $1100.
He can't track tips because of the online harassment.

"If we double the tips goal... which is incredibly unlikely"...
We're still saying this despite doing it repeatedly in the last week.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Why is dsp talking about tevin? He past him. His last dsp video was months ago.

It would be retarded to start a topic on him on kiwi tbh...

phil is desperate for tevin to fall back into the vortex
he's probably legitmatly pissed that someone talked shit about him, and just walked away

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

Hi, Phil. You can't hide that you read your thread. Most cows probably do anyway. So why not make an account and verify yourself? We could have a real discussion on things, I promise.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Why is dsp talking about tevin?

When you have less than no life, you have to keep rehashing old shit over, and over, and over, etc

 

[Gramh]

I love that "If we could only do ____ today I'd be set, it's just so unlikely to happen" reverse psychology shit Dark does on his paypigs and without missing a beat they shove dollars at him.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Phil came back from 'taking a dump' to find that MrsPoinDexter was timed out for 8 hours for arguing with the mods.
Phil stressed that arguing with the mods was not a good idea, but he removed the time out and warned the Mrs that this is their warning. Why would Phil do this? This odd special treatment?
MrsPoinDexter is the current top cheerer, that would be why.

When asked why he doesn't track tips, Phil drops a retcon.
Streamlabs used to track 'behind the scenes', someone tipped him under a different name, and Phil didn't realize it, and Streamlabs 'tallied' all their tips together, and people started harassing them.
He still can't admit that he got that $1100.
He can't track tips because of the online harassment.

"If we double the tips goal... which is incredibly unlikely"...
We're still saying this despite doing it repeatedly in the last week.

Man I’m legit exhausted by how much Phil lies. Don’t get me wrong he’s always been a liar, but lately it just seems like he’s incapable of being honest over the most trivial stuff. The dude can’t even be honest about money from like a year ago lmao, like it’ll somehow wake up the chuckle heads throwing money at him today

 

[Forbidden Math]

it's currently stagnating in his head, next to all that property we own, rent-free.

Would explain all the ear infections.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

The only thing @Surly Muppet missed re the tax guy lie where he slipped up & said "munny to pay my taxes--errhurrdurr I mean my tax gai" was the next instant, he said (loosely paraphrased) "and after I pay him, then I'll need the money to pay my taxes again."

We know, Tubbo. We know. We've already time traveled to laugh at you for it.

 

[PieceofShet]

Someone made a Tevin thread and it didn't stay up for long

Yea I saw it. I was referencing that.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

Phil complaining that games today reward you for getting a game over. Because you're playing a game for kids, that's why. And losing. Constantly.

Edit: Mario offically the same level of challenging as Ghosts 'n' Goblins to Phil

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

I love that "If we could only do ____ today I'd be set, it's just so unlikely to happen" reverse psychology shit Dark does on his paypigs and without missing a beat they shove dollars at him.

Eh this fails him constantly. I think when he appears to use reverse psychology it’s more of an emotional insurance policy for him so he doesn’t get too in his feelings.