-Just got back from getting "the kiddos" sometheeng to eat
-Amy doesn't know where light comes from
-Chilled at home all day
-ALL DAY
-Pretended to do the dishes
-And give the beasts a bath
-PIZZA IS HER DOWNFALL!!!!
-Lidurlee has Awlee make it once a week
-But now she doesn't "consume it"
-WATCHEENG WHAT SHE EATS!!!
-What is a blumpkin?????
-WEBSITE IS GOEENG GOOD!!!!!
-AMY IF YOU WEREN'T TRYEENG TO GET THE LADY IN TROUBLE WHY DID YOU WANT HER NAME TO TELL CORPORATE????
-Will address that
-Stay tune
-SO SORRY ALL YOU GUYS ARE DYEENG
-Emell Amy
-Amy always has time for you
-AMY YOUR FACE LOOKS THINNER
-THEENK YOU!!!!!!!
-Doctor doesn't want Amy to get the vaccine
-Amy has bad reactions to vaccines
-He doesn't fill safe to administrate it to Amy
-SORRY YOUR BONES WENT SEPTIC CLAUDIA
-Gets cellulitis from vaccinations
-Not from being a bulbous bacteria barn
-They don't know why
-Still operating on 18th century germ theory in Ye Olde Salem
-IT'S A MYSTERY!!!!!
-Skinny, clean people get cellulitis too as CellulitisLynn (pbuh) might remind us
-Has cellulitis in her body innyway
-It apparently lives in your bones like tuberculosis
-And comes out periodically
-Like cicadas
-Gets it once or twice a year
-Is not against making penis reechains for party favors
-Emell Amy for peechains
-Will work out the keenks
-THIS IS HER BUSINESS!!!!
-As long as it isn't going against sometheeing "morally"
*checks the hadiths
--Huh. It appears peechains are kosher provided you are an old man and you need them to fuck a nine year old.
-TOTALLY GAME!!!!!
-HI BRIAN!!!!!!!
-Didn't have minny viewers last Saturday because....
--AND I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP
-The Superbowl was on
-Please give Amy a thumbs up
-COME AWN GIVE A GURL A THUMBS UP PWEEEEEASE
-WOOOT WOOOOT
-Is goeeng to show you shit to buy
-IT'S NOT REECHAINS HAHAHAHAH
-It's shit she's not "useeng"
-So if you want actual trash from one of those Brazilian sewer hovels
-You can PayPell Amy the money for them
-Brian got the stent out of his wiener
-AMY KNOWS WHAT THAT'S LIKE!!!!
-They were not gentle when they ripped it out of her double McMuffin with cheese
-Thursday was an emotional day
-She "graduated" from her "counseling"
-Been in "counseling" "every week" for 3.5 years
-So Thursday they had "the talk"
-And the counselor was all like-
-Fills like she is hilled enough to build her own road
-The hilling has been hilled
-BOUNDARIES!!!!!
-So she can grow
-Ebble
-DEEP DOWN HILLING
-LIFE LESSONS!!!!
-HUMAN!!!!!
-BAWLEENG!!!!!
-GRADUATED OUT OF COUNSELING!!!!!
-AMY I WILL NEVER GRADUATE I HAVE SEVERE MINTAL ILLNESS!!!!!
-Um don't um..
-HI SASSY!!!!!!
-Hardest theeng to learn was
-It's okay to "love" Omar for surviving her poison womb and the other baybee didn't
-Wasn't happy about her pregnancy
-Filt guilty
-Wasn't embraceeng motherhood with Omar
-Like she would have with the baybee that escaped a lifetime of abuse
-SORRY YOUR THERAPIST DIED FROM COVID EMMA
-Suffered from postpartum depreshun for two weeks before getting knocked up with Fat Esraa
-Fat Esraa's hormones made it go away
-Then she very dramatically pretended to kill herself
-BUT AWLEE SAVED HER JUST IN TIME!!!!
-That's why she was in counseling
-Also her childhood
-Couldn't imagine hafting to do it alone
-So she pawned the babybee off to her MiL for 6 months
-Then onto Awlee
-Then Jeremiah
-Amy flipped
-And looked like a banjee
-Destroyed her bedroom
-And she "did theengs" she "shouldn't have done"
-AWLEE SAVED HER!!!!
-Never grieved the loss of her miscarriage
-And Jeremiah wasn't enough
-Then Mexico intervened in her plot to bind Awlee to her
FOREVERRRRRR
-Rilly rilly hard you guys
-Gall bladder
-Liver stones
-Kidney stones
-That she grew in the kidney garden
-LOOKED LIKE DEATH!!!!
-BRIAN OLDER WOMEN MAKE BEAUTIFUL LOOVERS!!!!!!!
-OOOO GURRRRRRRRRRRRRL
-A lot of people asked her about her Machiavellian plan to get a wage slave fired
-Wants to explain
-In depth
-Because you can only "interpit" a video
-Was rilly worked up that day
-The point of the video was to make Amy half victim, half badass, half inspirational underdog fighteeng for the little guy
-But instead
-She came out looking like she is
-A meanspirited, vainglorious pustule
-Now that she's had time for a rewrite, let's listen to her final draft
-Hokay so
-Back before covid
-She would beleaguer and harangue the old manager about merchandise
-And he was like- please stop coming in here being an abominable, demanding bitch
-Just call me with the goddamn SKU#s and I will get back to you when I have the time
-WAS JUST DOEENG WHAT HE TOLD HER TO DO!!!!
-So when she called, she didn't know the old manager had ate a fucking bullet and was no longer at her command
-Doesn't go into stores inny more
-Because fat
-I mean covid
-So the "register lady" answered
-Had her I Need To Speak To The Manager hijab on
-So register lady was all- hold on
-And the manager was all HULLO like Amy was a friend
-And not like the royal descendant of Cinderella that she is
-And Amy Explained about the fucking cups and the SKUs
-And could she scamper away to the back room and see how minny they had post haste
-And then call Amy back at Amy's convenience
-And the lady was all- no I'm not gonna do that
-And Amy was all like- wull, your predecessor did my biddings and whims, wtf
-And that's when the manager told her he hasn't worked there in A HOT MINUTE
-And Amy was all- kay????
-No, Amy doesn't haft a say in how someone deigns to speak to her
-BUT this is where she has an issue
-DID NOT CALL WITH AN EXPECTATION FOR THEM TO DROP EVERYTHING TO IMMEDIATELY SERVE HER!!!!!
-It just sounded that way in first draft
-SHE EXPLAINED AT THE BEGINNING OF THE CALL THAT SHE COULD CALL HER BACK
-But, when this woman said "A HOT MINUTE"
-... as a manager
-AGAIN
-AMY KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A MANAGER!!!!
-YOU'RE CARRYEENG SOMEONE'S BUSINESS!!!!
-AS A MANAGER YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE BUSINESS AND CARYEENG ON THE NAME!!!!!
-UM PROFESSIONALISM??????
-Fine whatever
-Amy let that go
-WHAT SHE HAD A MAJOR ISSUE WITH
-Was her sayeeng "no I'm not goeeng to"
-AND THEN TURN AROUND AND TELL AMY TO GO ON THE INNERNET!!!!!
*checks first draft
-AND THEN THE LADY SAID "WHY ARE YOU CALLEENG MY STORE!!!!!!"
-I DON'T WANT 36 CUPS I WANT 15 CUPS I'M JUST DOEENG WHAT THE FIRST DRAFT MANAGER TOLE ME TO DO!!!!!!!
-WAS NOT EXPECTEENG PEOPLE TO TIND TO HER!!!!!
-Um
-ALSO!!!!!!!
-Seen your commint about why she doesn't take her fat ass 10 minutes to the goddamn Dollar Tree
-She *could* have
-HOWEVER
-HER POINT *IS* SHE CAN'T GO IN THE BACK ROOM!!!!!!
-And she would haft to make them go in the back room
-Like she used to
-And it's a much smaller calorie expenditure to be a nuisance on the phone than getting in the crapperwagon SUV and beening a nuisance in person
-AMY WAS NOT EXPECTEENG ATTITUDE!!!!!
-SO she didn't "set out" to get her fired
-But you don't use words like "HOT MINUTE" and "NO" with Amy and expect to keep a shitty job hafting to deal with people like HER every damn day
-HER INTINTIONS WERE TO GET HER FIRED FOR NOT BEENING PROFESSIONAL!!!!!!
-SHE DIDN'T TELL AMY ABOUT THE POLICY!!!!!
-IF SHE HAD, SHE WOULD HAVE EXPLAINED THAT ~OtHeR Pe0pLe BrEaK p0liCIeS~
-And policies schmolicies
-SHE DIDN'T EXPLAIN INNY OF THAT TO AMY!!!!
-DIDN'T EXPLAIN *INNY* OF IT!!!!!!!
-SO AMY TOOK IT THAT THE WOMAN WAS BEENING RUDE!!!!
-AMY WAS NOTHING BUT NICE AND COURTEOUS!!!!!
-Here's the thing.
-AMY DID NOT WANT TO CALL!!!!!!
-BUT THE GUN WAS AT HER TEMPLE AND SHE HEARD THE HAMMER BEENING PULLED BACK!!!!!!
-So she tole Awlee- THE ECONOMY AND COVID AND PEOPLE DON'T HAFT JOBS DON'T MAKE ME GET HER FIRED SO SHE CAN'T FEED HER KIDS DON'T MAKE ME DO IT I BEG OF THEE!!!!!!
-And Awlee was all- look there are job descriptions that you're hafteeng to withhold when you're hafting a title
-AWLEE MADE ME CALL!!!!!!
-DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS WORKEENG OFF THE CLOCK!!!!!
-DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS A RULE!!!!
-AMY RESPECTS RULES!!!!
-THE MANAGER MADE AMY TELL HIM SHE CALLED DYUREENG LUNCH!!!!!
-IT'S AN AUTOMATIC TERMINATION!!!!!
-And Amy was all- but but that's not why I wanted her fired
-And he was like- It hafts notheeng to do with you, she is fired because she can't follow rules after repeatedly beening told to follow rules
-BECAUSE IF SHE ANSWERS THE PHONE ON HER LUNCH THEN WHAT IS SHE ALLOWING THE EMPLOYEES TO DO!!!!!!
-So it's not Amy's fault she got fired
-WAS JUST DOEEING WHAT SHE WAS TOLD TO DO A YEAR AGO!!!!!
-BUT SHE TOLD AMY *NO*!!!!!!
-Didn't do INNYTHEENG to deserve her attitude
-AMY DID NOTHEENG WRONG!!!!!
-The way she is here is how Amy is with people
-AMY RARELY GETS ATTITUDE WITH PEOPLE!!!!!
-Unless they're two
-Or get in her way
-Or refuse to let her get away with switching price tags on a purse
-Or want to come out of the garage to take a shower
-And crap in a real toilet
-SHE JUST WANTED TO LECTURE ABOUT PROFESSIONALISM
-AND HOW TO NOT ANSWER THE PHONE LIKE SHE'S TALKING TO A FRIEND!!!!!
-NO hahahaha she didn't ask if she was hafting a bad day
-NO ONE EVER ASKS AMY IS SHE IS HAFTING A BAD DAY!!!!!
-When you're at work you put on professional pants
-Like right now Amy is at work beening a "professional YouTuber"
-And she is sitting on a mattress surrounded by trash
professionally
-And burping PROFESSIONALLY
-The kids get neglected in a highly professional manner
-THE LADY TOOK HER PERSONAL LIFE OUT ON AMY!!!!!
-AMY WOULD NEVER COME TO HER PROFESSIONAL YOUTUBE CHANNEL AND BE A BITCH!!!!!
-YES, Amy HAS exploded on YT because she was pushed and pushed and pushed
-BUT YOUTUBE CAN'T FIRE HER!!!!!
-Here's your lie of the night thus far-
-SEEN THE LADY AT DOLLAR TREE AND SHE DIDN'T LOSE HER JOB ALTHOUGH SHE WAS GOING TO BE IMMEDIATELY TERMINATED FOR A ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY
*children screeching
*checks draft
--Not seeing how she knows what the lady looked like to confirm it is the same lady she tried to get fired
-Oh.
-Did not go in the store
-Lady came out of the store
-Amy seen her name tag from inside Crapperwagon SUV
-Made Amy fill good she could invent this total fiction to avoid getting her shit pushed in even harder
-Amy is ALWAYS extra nice to the servants
*children screeching
-Hope the manager talked to her about professionalism
-It Is What It Is
-Please hold while Amy obscures the screen to give a lesson in professional momming to children she doesn't love
-Change of story: Amy DOES ask people if they're hafting a bad day even though no one ever asks Amy is she is hafting a bad day
*children screeching
-Hope that Explained The Situation
-Was out being a bitch on wheels last week
-"Kids" were hungry
-Got "them" fries
*yawn
-And the window lady, with whom she is on a first name basis was all- AMY SOMEONE ALREADY PAID FOR YOU!!!!!
-And Amy was all- whuuuuuuuuu!!!!!
-NEVER HAD THAT HAPPEN BEFORE AND IT NEVER HAPPENED THAT DAY EITHER!!!!
-Also didn't happen: Amy paid for the person behind her
-It "tickled her heart"
-It's such a warmeeng filling to give $5 dollars to the register lady for the imaginary people behind her
-Can't describe the filling
-It's like W O W
-Which is filling number 5 in Maslow's Hierarchy of Fillings THAT NEVER FUCKING HAPPENED
-Watches Kya
-Doesn't watch Kya
-Kya is fair
-Kya isn't fair
-Kya is mean to Amy
-OPINIONS!!!!!
-Respects opinions 100%%%%%
-Totally respects you asked Amy to Explain why she endeavored to get a woman fired out of malice and spite
-Because people misinterpreted her video
-Just "keep in mind" that you "misinterpreted" Amy
-Hasn't yet done the videos requested of her
-LAUNCHED HER WEB SITE!!!!
-Takes up sooooo much of her time you guys
-This is the part where we endure Amy giving lessons on how to carry oneself with a dignified bearing
-And how to listen with an open ear
-So you can learn to "imply" the lessons you learned on how to be better to Amy
-Reaction channels should be for teacheeng
-Not basheeng
-Is RILLY good friends with TamTam
-Talk on a daily basis
-Was not a fat kid
-Like Esraa
-She was...
--I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP
-"Pretty dainty"
-Wasn't ever "obese" until after God, Nature, and Mercy made her pee a fetus
-Prior to that, she was a svelte 350 when she went to Eejup to marry a sleazy shitweasel
-After three days
-WHO LIKES PURSES??????
-Would you like to own one that held the slimy lies of a fat woman??????
-Sure you would!
-These purses are "inspired"
-They are not the rill dill
-The first one is the counterfeit LV bag she pretended Awlee got for her birthday after poormouthing about poverty and budgets
-$35 plus $8 shippeeng
-Didn't pursue a career in beauty because getting paid to do nells isn't fun
-Also: too fucking stupid to pass the boards
-People all over town beg Amy to do their nells
-If she wanted to be the vector for incurable fungal infections
-People would flock to her home for the honor
-This is a counterfeit Chanel bag purporting to be genuine with it's enormous trademarked logo
-LOOK AT IT!!!!
-It even has a counterfeit label inside
-LOOK AT IT!!!!!
-$25
-IT HAS FEETIES!!!!!!
*children screeching
-MODS DROP AMY'S PAYPELL LINK!!!!
-Amy will ship your counterfeit merchandise Monday
-Please visit Amy's web site to buy swipey tags
-They come to you in irregular sizes and packaged in a luxurious counterfeit ziplock bag
-I know what you're thinking
-Strorbry, are they weatherproof
and waterproof?????
-YES THEY GODDAMN ARE
-In case you're ever in a raging monsoon and need to pull out your tard card
-THEY HAVE STICKIES ON THEM!!!!!
-So you don't haft to fundle with your cards
-If that makes sinse
-SLAVE!!!! GO FETCH HER BAG OF RIBBONS!!!!!
-RITA THEENK YOU FOR PURCHASEENG HER COUNTERFEIT MERCHANDISE AGAINST MR YOUTUBE'S POLICIES!!!!!
-Didn't want to talk about her website
-Knows you're burnt on it
-But sooooo minny people have pleaded to hear about the impossible magic of swipey tags
-No, Fat Heidi. She did not invent them
-Got the idea from "another business"
*children screeching
-Then took it and put "her own spin on it"
-If that makes sinse
-If theft makes sinse
-And really, isn't all crime theft?
-AMY'S LOOK JUST AS NICE BUT AT HALF THE PRICE!!!!!
-Would like to address sometheeng that is rubbeeng her wrong
-And chapping her fat
-Theengs don't usually bother Amy
-BEENING CALLED A RACIST BECAUSE SHE USED A LITTLE PICKANINNY ON HER THUMBNELL!!!!!
-I AM NOT A RACIST!
-I AM THE LAST PERSON TO BE RACIST!!!! -Noted racist Amy Ramadan
-EVERYBODY IS AMAZEEENG!!!!!
-We are all humans
-We all "use the restroom the same way"
-We all pee out of the same holes
-NEVER made that thumbnell to be racist
-She used it because the fat white lady thought the little black child was the "cutest puppet ever"
-Who exists only to convey the pain of the white oppressor
-Her brain doesn't see it as "a dark person"
-Rilly sad
-This day of age
-EVERYTHEENG IS ABOUT RACE!!!!!
-Not excuseeng racism
-WE ARE GOEENG THROUGH A LOT!!!!
-However.
-IT IS VERY SAD "PEOPLE" CAN'T EVEN USE A COLORED PUPPET!!!!!!
[Ed. Note: correct term is "puppet of color"]
-CRAYONS!!!!
-ARE BLACK AND BROWN AND YELLOW CRAYONS RACIST NOW??????
-[Ed. Note: correct term is "crayons of color"]
-Would never EVER theenk to be racist or mean- Amy "Ching Chong" Ramadan
-WOULD NEVER HURT A FLY MUCH LESS A HUMAN!!!!- Confirmed child abuser Amy Ramadan
-Seen messages that she was a low life rayciss scum
And she was all- whuuuuuuu????
-DID NOT USE A BLACK PUPPET JUST TO PROVE A POINT!!!!!
-SHE USED IT BECAUSE BLACK PEOPLE DEPICTED AS CARICATURES ARE CUTE!!!!!
-OMG AMY UR CHILDREN ARE A DIFFERENT RACE!!!!!
[Ed. Note: pretty sure the US census classifies Arabs as Caucasians but whatever]
-EXACTLY FAT HEIDI!!!!!
-Amy's take away was: if you're accusing her of beening a racist it is because you are a racist and have serious issues
-Checkmate colonizers
-HER HUSBAND IS EEJIPSHUN!!!!
-HE IS NOT AMERICAN!!!!
-THE SLAVE IS A DIFFERENT RACE!!!!
-HER CHILDREN ARE A DIFFERENT RACE AND HALF AMERICAN!!!!!!
-SHE IS HALF MEXICAN HALF AMERICAN HALF INDIAN!!!!
-Strorbry, tax free cigarettes or roadside motel????
-Broke her heart
-LIDURLEE
-IT WAS AN INNOCENT BLACK PUPPET!!!!!
-HER FATHER'S SIDE IS FULL INDIAN!!!!!
-And she was all- oh because the puppet is a negro, rilly?????????
-HI CHINCHEE!!!!!
-HER RACISM IS NOT INTINTIONAL!@!!!!
-HER RACISM IS ACCIDENTAL!!!!!
-MUH INNOCENCE!!!!
-Didn't know "ching chong" was wrong
-YOU BLEW IT OUT OF PROPORTION!!!!!
-You just "interpreted it" as racist
-You pulled it out of the card and blew it up
-It was innocent
-THIS IS THE SAME THING!!!!!
-MUH INNOCENT BLACK RACIST CARICATURES!!!!!
-Amy is very innocent thinkeeng
-A tranny snapped on tiktok
-And was all- DO NOT PERCEIVE MY VOWS VERBS NOUNS OR SOMETHEENG
-George Floyd
-The marcheeng thing
-And Amy called someone a she
-Amy means they
-Called it a she
-GOT TORN APART!!!!
-Because she wanted to be called an it
-Or whatever
-DOES NOT JUDGE THAT!!!!
-Never heard the term binary
-The lady looked like a femell
-The tranny tore her butt because the tranny wants to be called an it and not a she
-and Amy was all- chill
-AMY HAS A VERY SINSITIVE HEART!!!!!
-Will crush her heart if you accuse her of unidentifying someone
-Is confused about woman parts
-I AM NOT A RACIST!!!!!
-Will not allow that
-125,000%%%% backs you as a black person Shantel
-ROSIE IS A TRANSGENDER!!!!!
-Amy loves everyone 100%%%%%%
-If sometheeng Amy says offinds you
-You should not be offinded
-HER THUMBNELL WAS NOT RACIST!!!!!
-Is learning about politics
-Awlee was all- WOW you're really knowing a lot Amee
-IS THE FARTHEST PERSON FROM THE RACIST CARD!!!!!
-Thinks Muslim prayer rooms in public skools is a great idea
-BOOLEES!!!!
-AMY LOVES EVERYBODY!!!!!
*FAT ESRAA SIGHTING
-Wishes people would be more understandeeng of Amy
-Expecially
-BLACK PUPPETS ARE NOT RACIST!!!!
-Good chat you guys
-BYE
Bacon Amy just told another one of her 550lb lies lolol. She said, on the ass-end of telling everyone what a sweetheart & empath she is,
she had those kids she never takes out into the wild bc of her feigned COVID concerns, out in the wild w/ her. They were hungry, so Saint Shamu fed her hungry children. What a giver.
