What celebrities do you think are "in the closet"?

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This is a fun little bullshit topic. Give me your crackpot theories of celebrities you think are gay or bi and hiding it.

Tim Tebow: There's this thing called gayface and it's actually scientifically quantifiable. Studies show that people can often tell if someone is gay just by looking at a photo of their face about 75% of the time, much better than a coin flip. Sometimes gayface is hard to articulate in words, but Tim Tebow has a serious case of gayface. Also he's supposed to be a dedicated Christian that refused to have sex before marriage but just got married last year at the age of 32. Also he french kissed one of his Florida teammates on the field (yes, really).

Brian Stelter: one of the big gayface tells is that you show your bottom teeth when you smile. Stelter is the ultimate example of this. I'm pretty sure the whole CNN lineup is nothing but gay men.

Magic Johnson: Dude caught AIDS in the 90's and is named Magic Johnson. Nuff said.

Ryan Reynolds: The first time I ever saw this guy, in the trailer for Van Wilder, I knew what was up. Him trying to act like a ladies man just had me smh in disbelief.
 
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Ita Mori said:
-Tom Hanks
-Seth Rogen
-Johnny Depp
-Trevor Noah
-Bruce Springsteen
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I don't understand any of these except maybe Trevor Noah.
Dysnomia said:
John Travolta's always been a rumor.
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No that's confirmed. There's tabloid pictures of him frenching some dude. Also he was sued by a male masseuse for sexual harrasment.
 
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By the way, the complaint for damages in the Travolta lawsuit was absolutely hilarious. I wish I could find the whole thing:

https://uproxx.com/filmdrunk/hollyw...-expect-favors-in-return-for-sexual-activity/

“(Travolta) began screaming at Plantiff, telling Plantiff how selfish he was, that (Travolta) got where he is now due to sexual favors he had performed when he was in his ‘Welcome Back Kotter’ days; and that Hollywood is controlled by homosexual Jewish men who expect favors in return for sexual activity.”

-“Plaintiff moved away from Defendant, who then lumbered to his feet and began to move towards Plaintiff with erect penis bouncing around is [sic] stride.”
– (He said) he had done things in his past that would make most people throw up.
– When he started he wasn’t even gay and that the taste of ‘cum’ would make him gag.
– He was smart enough to learn to enjoy it, and when he began to make millions of dollars, that it all became worth it.
 
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