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Phil freely admitting that Hallelujah is OiC, forgetting the lore that he claimed to not know that. Phil is now saying 'everyone knew it was the same person'.
Now Phil is saying HallelujahHeReigns is in the chat tonight, he saw him earlier.

Phil.
You just said you hadn't heard from him in 'a long time'. Now you're saying you saw him in the chat earlier.
This is some hot lying when he can't even keep them straight over the course of 10 minutes.

Anyway, big ups to OiC. Your 4 months of 1000 subs got you nothing, but you go ahead and own us by doing it again anyway.

Just goes to show how much Phil even respects his own whales.
 
yeah interesting reaction!

I'm no expert in American defamation law but I've always thought it was a particular vulnerability for Phil. Even after the bankruptcy he has sufficient assets to make a defamation suit worth pursuing, and he's so loose with what he says about other people.

A bit like his idiot spending inevitably led to bankruptcy without any gay ops/intervention from KF, his loose lips, victim complex and need to rewrite history in the way that flatters him and damages those who "screw him over" could eventually cost him.

Phillip, read about what happened to Gawker. It involves actual naked Hulk Hogan so should capture your interest: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bollea_v._Gawker

I’ve been involved in two lawsuits. I won’t provide too much info but one lawsuit was dismissed before it went to trial and the other would have cost close to a quarter million if the guy hadn’t dropped the lawsuit in the middle of the trial.

So, yes, you could sue Phil for defamation but 1) it’s extremely expensive, 2) it’s emotionally exhausting, 3) it’s a gigantic waste of your time, 4) in this instance, there’s nothing to gain. Even if your lawsuit wouldn’t be dismissed by the courts, knowing the gigantic pussy the pig happens to be, he would immediately attempt to settle and if you didn’t accept his settlement and won your lawsuit, the damages would be negligible unless you were able to prove he undoubtedly hurt your business and you could assess a fair market value of the damages his slander caused you.

The only reason to waste your money suing Phil would be to go after his house which would constitute as the mother of all gay ops. There was one institution that could have sued him and probably won... the US gov’t but instead they rubber stamped his fraudulent bankruptcy filing and actually granted it to him. The people in the best position to truly bring this guy to justice happened to be the most incompetent ones (no surprise here TBH).

He’s too much a piss ant and nobody to waste your time with anyways. But, holy fuck, imagine the goldmine of drama we’d strike if the pig were to get sued by anyone. And the astronomical levels of begging to cover his legal fees. One can dream...


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None of them have ever uttered a word about Phil publicly since 2015. Not a word. It is currently 2021, and Phil is still pissed that they moved on from his bullshit. You know his conscience is eating at him when he still can't get past torn relationships with people from 7 years ago and 3,000 miles away.
Well, shit, he went on that one tirade fairly recently about the guy/guys who ran EVO, and he hadn't been remotely involved in that scene since what, 2006? 2007? It wouldn't surprise me at all if he's got some bully from 3rd grade on his list he stalks on Facebook waiting for him to get divorced or something so he can lord his real adult house and real adult marriage over him.
 
The IRS could still audit our pig and take the WaKhando. Whether or not they want to do so is another matter.
It's unlikely that he's committing any tahx fraud. Remember that he's having it all done by his tahx guy, who's not going to put his license on the line for what the Pig's paying him.
 
The IRS could still audit our pig and take the WaKhando. Whether or not they want to do so is another matter.
I'm not even sure an audit would be enough. He can just point to his Twitch and YouTube Channels and say "See, I'm an online content creator who streams and records gameplay. All these apple store charges are microtransactions for a game I play." I doubt that some Boomer at the IRS knows enough about online content creation to ask the relevant follow-up questions. Just like how Nancy didn't even push back against his $5k/month business expenses, which are clearly insane if you're familiar with Phil's stream. Although, with the recent increase in people making a full time living from online content creation (sometimes in the 7 figure range) it's possible that the IRS has been paying closer attention and familiarizing themselves with the industry in order to sniff out faulty tax returns.
It's unlikely that he's committing any tahx fraud. Remember that he's having it all done by his tahx guy, who's not going to put his license on the line for what the Pig's paying him.
If Phil tells his tax guy that the WWE Champions pulls are ordinary and necessary business expenses he probably just takes Phil's word for it (and why wouldn't he, he probably knows nothing about Phil's content other than that he plays video games). Ultimately, Phil is the one who is legally responsible for what is on those returns.
 
Holy shit. Massive detractor news.

Derich is now also saying his name is pronounced 'Derish'. (?!)
Either even he is taking an interest in trolling Phil, or there is an entire wing of the autism verse we've been mispronouncing.
Whales take note, this is how you actually own detractors. I have no idea what's real anymore. (:_(
Well Phil is been calling him Derich too. Kindered souls.
 
If Phil tells his tax guy that the WWE Champions pulls are ordinary and necessary business expenses...
Right, but I don't think he's actually deducting them. Someone who's done the numbers can correct me, but I believe the amount of tax he pays matches up pretty closely to what you'd pay given his actual income, not his income minus 60 grand of mystery expenses.
 
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Checked Dave's messages in chat yesterday and these ones just murdered me
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Fortnite is a playground or a daycare only for small kids? Not after they released that Chun Li skin with that massive butt and those massive thighs it isn't. Not to mention, he says this THE SAME DAY that he plays Mario followed by Fall Guys. Two extremely mature adult games played only by gout-ridden fat fucks in their late 30s, I'm sure. There's no kids playing Fall Guys, no siree. It's not a game where most of its playerbase is very young, nope.
 
WillSonofAragorn turned up and tipped $10. After earlier saying he hadn't seen him in days and really wanted to tell him to cancel the generous tip stuck in limbo... Phil did not mention it at all after replying to his unrelated question.

Odd, considering how important it seemed earlier...
He mentioned very early in the stream, as OIC of Fag tipped him $1.30, and Dave mentioned it.

Didn't watch the stream again, but skimming through khantributions, we had

oic/wilson a total of $35 (1, 10, 20, 4)
joyful faggotry $15
ladies man (yea fucking right) $33
The rest of his interactive and supportive audience $18

Grand total of $101.

I did skip through a couple of $1 tips, so the numbers might be a little different. I also saw where @Surly Muppet said that HHR was in chat (at least phil says he saw him). Well thats a pretty big coincidence that he would randomly show up to debunk that it's not him gifting anonymous subs, meanwhile another oic account (WOA) is tipping decent amounts, and someone in chat is "mysteriously" dropping gifted subs. Really makes you think 🤔
 
Checked Dave's messages in chat yesterday and these ones just murdered me
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Fortnite is a playground or a daycare only for small kids? Not after they released that Chun Li skin with that massive butt and those massive thighs it isn't. Not to mention, he says this THE SAME DAY that he plays Mario followed by Fall Guys. Two extremely mature adult games played only by gout-ridden fat fucks in their late 30s, I'm sure. There's no kids playing Fall Guys, no siree. It's not a game where most of its playerbase is very young, nope.

I love his boomer hate-boner for streamers that entertain younger audiences, whether real or perceived. DSP admits he was doing toilet humor all these years because his audience was young and that's what he built his foundation on.

Forever seething with jealousy because streamers can play the same games over and over again and pull money/crowds, and this fat retard has to rely on day 1 views and endless begging to remain alive.
 
and this fat retard has to rely on day 1 views and endless begging to remain alive.
😂 I can just picture DSP and his electric cattle prodding like reminders, to get these spergs to keep tipping every 5 minutes.

Meanwhile, pieces of meat like oic, jakaleez, and joyful are so fearful of the electric cattle prod that they just willfully open their wallets, and are the first ones to give! Did I do good massa??

HHR was indeed in the chat, I saw him, he did actually post a couple of times.

Here he is in the chat, debunking the trolls;
If anyone can find other mentions/references to these guys, please let me know, and ill dig a little further, but the first mention of oic I can find on PPG is 5/29/2020. The first mention of woa I can find on ppg is 6/19/2020. We're supposed to believe that both of these whales showed up, out of nowhere (khantribution wise anyway) within 3 weeks of each other. Both show up sparingly, participate in chat sparingly, have access to money that they can waste (because dsp is human waste), mysterious subs bahmbs seem to happen when they are known to be tipping, and oic is CONFIRMED to use multiple accounts due to his paranoia..

All of this is just a coincidence guys. Just like dsp and downfromtherafters have a lot of coincidences... I wish someone would ask woa where he's from. Not an exact location, but just a general area.

Edit: And how about a oic and woa mention within 30 seconds of each other all the way back in 6/2020? During this TLOU2 playthrough, oic was sub bahmbing and woa was tipping, but they never seemed to mix it up. Also funny how according to the clip @AWorthlessHuman posted, woa doesnt seem to know what or who oic is, but here they are on the same stream, and oic's name is said about a hundred times during this playthrough, due to all the gifted subs. Funny how they're also both big TLOU2 fans apparently.. Relevant timestamp is 54:04 - 54:28


Double edit: and here they are again on the exact same stream in July of 2020. Same deal, woa is tipping, and oic is sub bahmbing. Awfully strange that woa has never heard of oic..



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Final edit: I'm not even gonna include the video or screenshots because I think I've proved my point, but they also both show up via PPG on 7/18/2020 during the ghost of tsushima playthrough. Same result, woa tipping, and oic sub bahmbing. Until very recently, these are the only times woa had shown up (via ppg), and they all just happened to be while oic was also there.. Every damn time. Either the biggest of all coincidence's, or they are the same fucking person!! So tell us again, woa, how you dont know who or what oic is?!?

I rest my case, your honor(s).
 
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He mentioned very early in the stream, as OIC of Fag tipped him $1.30, and Dave mentioned it.

Didn't watch the stream again, but skimming through khantributions, we had

oic/wilson a total of $35 (1, 10, 20, 4)
joyful faggotry $15
ladies man (yea fucking right) $33
The rest of his interactive and supportive audience $18

Grand total of $101.

I did skip through a couple of $1 tips, so the numbers might be a little different. I also saw where @Surly Muppet said that HHR was in chat (at least phil says he saw him). Well thats a pretty big coincidence that he would randomly show up to debunk that it's not him gifting anonymous subs, meanwhile another oic account (WOA) is tipping decent amounts, and someone in chat is "mysteriously" dropping gifted subs. Really makes you think 🤔
HHR was indeed in the chat, I saw him, he did actually post a couple of times.

Here he is in the chat, debunking the trolls;
 
Forever seething with jealousy because streamers can play the same games over and over again and pull money/crowds, and this fat retard has to rely on day 1 views and endless begging to remain alive.
Witwix (who I found out about because of a Tevin raid) primarily streams Mario Kart 8 and consistently has 1,000+ concurrent viewers. Not to mention all the Mario Maker speedrunners/troll level dudes like GrandPooBear and Ryukhar.
 
It's unlikely that he's committing any tahx fraud. Remember that he's having it all done by his tahx guy, who's not going to put his license on the line for what the Pig's paying him.
Yea there is a whole class requirement specifically called ethics to be able to sit for the CPA exam, thanks to the generosity of WorldCom & Enron's shady accountants and two sets of books... ethics/fraud is the #1 with a bullet way to lose your accounting career.

Right, but I don't think he's actually deducting them. Someone who's done the numbers can correct me, but I believe the amount of tax he pays matches up pretty closely to what you'd pay given his actual income, not his income minus 60 grand of mystery expenses.
Correct, his sole proprietorship is a pass-through income/expense, so it isn't treated like a real business where the taxes are done separately; he has to pay tax on his earnings, probably just taking the standard deduction. If he has the tax guy itemize deductions, he has to provide receipts for the tax guy to come up with what would qualify I.E. the percent of the house that is used solely for business, games, streaming equipment, etc., (We are all confident that DSP has organized receipts and not just trash bags, right?).

Likely he would try to put champions in under the radar, but, it's akin to me trying to write off $20k a year for weed because its a unexpected medical expense... doesn't pass the eye test. We have been remarkably accurate in our estimates for Federal Tax owed, IDGAF about state B&O taxes, because my state doesn't have income taxes, just sales tax. He might be trying to con WA state, but that fuck hole state burns itself down, why not have DSP help break the bank?

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