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Did he ever find someone to fuck his hole?
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Null said:
Did he ever find someone to fuck his hole?
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He tried with a dude that has a dick that looks like a wedge, didn't work because he most likely fucked up the dilation schedule right after surgery. Nowadays he only dilates when he wants to which causes the amhole to slowly grow shut. According to himself he now can't even stick a finger into it.
 
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So are we thinking that Yemeni guy is a fed? Because I'm getting glow vibes. God that would be an amazing saga.

I think my favorite reveal in the past 100 pages is that there is someone more unhinged than Bonnie there. Jarrod is one to watch. Do we know how long Jarrod has been there? Isn't he fairly new? Imagine thinking the tranch is a "permaculture project", they couldn't be any further from that. It's a burnt out looking hellscape where they can't even grow feed for their own animals and they survive off of hot pockets from Costco. They probably couldn't even have a kitchen compost bin if they wanted to because these lardasses don't seem to eat fruit and vegetables.

If Jarrod wants to turn the place into a permaculture paradise then he's got his work cut out for him. It wouldn't be impossible if they had a bunch of people who knew what they were doing but the deck is really stacked against them due to their location. Also IIRC there was something weird going on with their water rights. There's not a single thing about the ranch that could be described as sustainable.
 
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"With community like ours, fash doesn't stand a chance"

I bet they will commit mass suicide as soon as they see two or three sixteen year olds in bike helmets armed with airsoft guns... Or just start begging Twitter antifa "tough guys" from the internet for help, in case their little Trans Waco Siege fantasy becomes reality.

Pretty sure they wouldn't be able to handle the recoil from a shitty Glock, not even talking about the AKs...
 
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Grab a pound of ground beef. Mix with a carton of full fat yoghurt and a pack of roughly crumbled feta cheese (extra mature). Add liberal dollops of sriracha for heat and vinegary tang. Wrap in a clean dishtowel and bury to ferment in the manner of Icelandic Hákarl. When it's ready, season with brewers' yeast (either beer or lager is fine), and serve.

Lick it and fuck it.

You have now had the experience of sexing Kevin without having to look at his face.

@Daisymae I think I've just saved you a trip to Colorado.
 
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Love Thug's Hate said:
"With community like ours, fash doesn't stand a chance"

I bet they will commit mass suicide as soon as they see two or three sixteen year olds in bike helmets armed with airsoft guns... Or just start begging Twitter antifa "tough guys" from the internet for help, in case their little Trans Waco Siege fantasy becomes reality.

Pretty sure they wouldn't be able to handle the recoil from a shitty Glock, not even talking about the AKs...
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As much as I like to jest, nobody should underestimate these GenderSpecial Forces for their danger. They may not be Delta Force but they know enough to cause the bloodiest incident that corner of the nation has seen in a very long while. They are 100% a troon paramilitary at this point, and they're doing their best at it.

They would absolutely crumble if put up against any group with a decent standard of competence, but I'd still say a little prayer for whoever has to go and ride a Bearcat up to the Dome of Sin. To say nothing of the locals who have to worry about when and where an incident with the tranchers would happen.

It is a strange day indeed when I'm legitimately wishing well to some Soldier of Fortune, Don't Tread on Me innawoods militia types in their future endeavors.
 
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As per usual Kevin is up to something deviant on Twitter again, while his fellow Tranchers are getting more and more paranoid by the day:

A nice retweet for dear old Jim Sterling:
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Some very nice comments about Nostalgia Critic:
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Can't wait to have a huge make out session after the vaccines!
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THUNK PROVOKING DETAILS ON DENIAL BEARDS:
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Kevvie can't figure out that comics come with multiple covers sometimes(something the mlp comics has done since issue 0):
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FF7 females are ALL POWERFUL TRANSWOMEN:
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FOR FRONTPAGE PEOPLE

Just an FYI, Kevin is the most stereotypical and hateful depiction of a Trans person and Kevin relishes in it.

However another interesting fact is that Kevin lives on a post-op trans only ranch in CO and they are all equally insane, stereotypical trans "lesbian women", but recently they are on "high alert" because of a death threat someone made to a news station that interviewed them. They have been patrolling the ranch 24/7 aiming their guns at passers by to turn them into "compost", no one has been killed yet but the week is still young.

They have not provided any evidence that there lives are in danger and its believed that they are milking this for GoFundMe money as they have racked up record donations because of this.
I wanted to mention this as recently the ranch has come into conversation more then Kevin because of this.

Welcome, honestly your in for a ride.
 
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afternoon_tea said:
So are we thinking that Yemeni guy is a fed? Because I'm getting glow vibes. God that would be an amazing saga.
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I'd love nothing more than for the Yemeni guy to be an infiltrator of some sort. The threat is coming from inside the am hole!

Alternatively, it's my head canon that Yemeni guy is the "special friend" Kevin keeps vaguecooming about, and can barely keep it under wraps... so the threat really is in the am hole!
 
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