DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[FamicomGorby]

Phil using an old photo of Kat instead of taking a new one implies she's either gone, way fatter now than when she moved in, doing everything she can to not interact with Phil, or some combination of the above.

Either way their relationship must be even more dead and fucked up than I imagined if even a simple new photo request is out of the question for Kat.

I'm guessing she's a blimp by now, she'd already put on some weight by the time of their wedding so god only knows how far gone she is if she's still there.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Dear Fucking God... She has the Karen hair cut... She probably looks worse now. Plus I'm not a big person on eating out at restaurants, but isn't the person meant to be on the other side of the table?

People sit opposite each other because if they're talking it's too much work to keep twisting your neck to the left or the right to look at the other person. Must mean they have fucking nothing to talk about.

 

[YokuNama]

Phil using an old photo of Kat instead of taking a new one implies she's either gone, way fatter now than when she moved in, doing everything she can to not interact with Phil, or some combination of the above.

Either way their relationship must be even more dead and fucked up than I imagined if even a simple new photo request is out of the question for Kat.

She's not gone. He would of been visibly pissed during streams and fessed up to her not being there for pity money already.

What the taking a picture of another picture does say though is either they really don't do much together outside of eating to take new pictures or all the other photos he has are at spots that cost money to be at. He can't pretend he's perpetually broke if he post pictures at the Space Needle 3 times a month.

The theory on her becoming fat doesn't really mean much. At least to me anyway. She was already unattractive and had the personality of a cardboard box. If she's fat now at least she grew an interest outside of video games and bronze digging.

What is the most interesting thing and the most confusing to me is why he decided now to post this instead of her birthday, valentines day, or anniversary? Even with that I could actually care less. She is one uninteresting person and Phil's a scumbag.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

Phil using an old photo of Kat instead of taking a new one implies she's either gone, way fatter now than when she moved in, doing everything she can to not interact with Phil, or some combination of the above.

Either way their relationship must be even more dead and fucked up than I imagined if even a simple new photo request is out of the question for Kat.

Too deep. Without mama Burnell, there is simply not a single other person to take a picture of them 2 together.

 

[Colloid]

What is the most interesting thing and the most confusing to me is why he decided now to post this instead of her birthday, valentines day, or anniversary?

The simple answer is that Phil is a mentally stunted child who doesn't value logic or common sense. He never thinks anything through even when it's something that matters like his scams, grifts, and lies. Explaining why Phil does anything retarded is hard to do without Phil inadvertently blabbing about his true motives 30 seconds after doing it.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Logged on Twitter to see the Cowboys pay $126,000,000 for a quaterback with a broken ankle

I laughed.

I then saw the picture of a picture of Phil and his wife kissing each other from three years ago he decided to post on "International Womens Day" instead of Valentines Day or an Anniversary.

I was confused.

Came here and saw this:

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I logged off.

Just wait til Mother's Day!

 

[Paladin Derich]

There's a old people's home near Phil's house



Literally the perfect set-up for phil, but no business class internet doods



Also, has phil ever visited this place?

 

[marlintan]

There's a old people's home near Phil's house

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Literally the perfect set-up for phil, but no business class internet doods

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Also, has phil ever visited this place?
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I for one, welcome the craftmatic adjustable bed DSP streams; he can put the vests and jeans on the back of the mattress.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Also, has phil ever visited this place?
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That place definitely just has board games and such, so zero chance Dave gives a shit.

 

[Iron Hamster]

And who thinks he kisses his mom the exact same way?

No way. He slips her the tongue.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

That place definitely just has board games and such, so zero chance Dave gives a shit.

That would imply that Piggy 1. willingly interacts with strangers and 2. there are people out there more fucked up than said Piggy to want to play with him which I don't doubt there are it is tabletop gaming we're talking about it tends to bring out some smelly weirdos.

 

[grump]

I'm guessing she's a blimp by now, she'd already put on some weight by the time of their wedding so god only knows how far gone she is if she's still there.

While I don't doubt that she could have continued stacking the weight she was gaining when she moved in with Phil I think also that they really don't have anything to do with each other and live mostly separate lives. That tweet really weakens the argument that they have a relationship to speak of.

 

[millais]

First off it was his wedding night and he dresses like a bum to the the after dinner, like come on man.

iirc, his wedding suit was dug out of a closet in his parents' home, and it may have fit at one time, but it was like 10 years since he last wore it. I bet the moment they finished snapping the wedding ceremony photo in his parents' home, all the buttons popped off his suit jacket, shirt, and trousers like a cartoon, and he had to change back into his everyday slobwear.

 

[But I Digress]

What is the most interesting thing and the most confusing to me is why he decided now to post this instead of her birthday, valentines day, or anniversary? Even with that I could actually care less. She is one uninteresting person and Phil's a scumbag.

Phil has done something to piss her off and this is a free and easy way to try to kiss ass.

 

[SojiroSakura]

Someone baited him again about microtransactions. Told him to buy the battle pass for something to work towards, he says "Waste of money, I don't want any of that shit."

So what game do you buy microtransactions for, Phil? You don't play anything besides your addiction that has it.

 

[YokuNama]

Phil has done something to piss her off and this is a free and easy way to try to kiss ass.

Even though I personally think that is the most low effort way to get back to a happy relationship... with Phil and Her... I don't doubt it and it probably worked.

 

[Freshtodeath]

it looks like the clock says 930? they ate dinner that late at the wedding?

 

[Piece of Peace]

This just in:

Pasty fat fuck with zero cursory knowledge of firearms operation tries to explain what counts as realistic or not.

More at 11.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

This just in:

Pasty fat fuck with zero cursory knowledge of firearms operation tries to explain what counts as realistic or not.

More at 11.

Asking Phil if he's ever shot a gun before would be a nice bait cheer, not that I condone that sort of thing. Curious to see if he would: 1) backpedal or 2) double down and pretend to be well versed in firearms despite 0 practical experience.

EDIT: GLORIOUS amounts of salt. Phil could get $1,000,000 dollars in tips and he would still be screeching about Treyarch. CoD streams are always entertaining.

 

[LieLieFyre]

IMO Kat probably just doesn't want anything to do with Phil and that's why she refuses to do anything with him anymore. She did the bear minimum needed to get into and stay at the gout fort and now just wants to ride the easy ride until he crashes or things get so bad she has to bail to save herself the headache.