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Tour of Italy said:
When I was 11 or 12, I had a sleepover with a friend after a snow day and I mentioned I had never been in a snowball fight before. He told me there was a neighborhood bully that likes to throw snowballs at kids just like us and he had a snowmobile with a snowball catapult. We stayed up late making a map of the neighborhood, planning an elaborate strategy, marking he the houses of potential allies, good locations for fortifications, places we could do sled runs as ambushes.

The next morning I woke up and tried to get him to stick to the plan and he looked at me like I was an idiot for not understanding it was all pretend from the start.

For some reason this all reminded me of that story. There is zero chance in my mind that the ranch is under any threat whatsoever and the whole thing was invented whole cloth as an excuse to make them feel like badasses.

These people are in their thirties and they’re carrying live firearms.
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An excuse to feel like badasses and cash in on the manufactured media/government fearmongering over muh right wing militias/qanon/miscellaneous LARPers/glowies of the week. The grift never ends.
 
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Sinner's Sandwich said:
It's possible tho. I have a pekingese who sleeps most of the time and is pretty lazy. These original purpose of this breed was to be a companion for chinese noblewomen. Last year I was on vacation and the house I stayed in was on a tiny farm surrounded by a fence. From day 1 until I left my tiny, lazy dog turned into a tiny version of a guard dog, warning me of "intruders" aka neighboors walking past the fence and then following them while barking loudly. She never did this at home and after the vacation was over she returned to her old self. It was weird, man. Adorable but weird.

If a Pekingese can be a guard dog, the tranch dogs who are bigger and stronger can too...but the tranchers would have to make the effort to train them...which of course they won't.
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This going to get a little spergy, I'm sorry in advance.

Massad Ayoob talked about this a lot in his book The Truth About Self Protection. A lot of stuff in that book is pretty dated but this stuff is still pretty good. Not a lot of room for development left in scary black tactical assault puppers.

Ayoob thought of four levels of training for dogs. An alarm dog, a protection dog, an attack dog, and a guard dog.

Most dogs are natural alarm dogs, all that's needed is that the dog barks at unfamiliar people, even if all it will do is bark. Many dogs will also naturally intervene in physical confrontations, meeting the standard of a protection dog. Most dogs can be a protection dog with basic obedience.

Attack dogs are dogs that are specifically trained to attack on command. There's a whole lot more here than just a dog that will sic when you tell him, but also training commands for where the bite is going to be, various desired behaviors leading up to the bite, and disengaging on command. Attack dog training can also encompass things like ignoring gunfire, pain, and other dogs. Most police, military, and civilian dogs who do advanced training are at this level.

A guard dog is a dog trained to attack anyone but it's handler. There are no pet guard dogs, or at least there wouldn't be in a sane world. These are the dogs who you train abusively until they will rip out the throats of anyone who isn't explicitly made the master of that abuse.

IIRC they bought the dogs to be livestock dogs, before immediately demonstrating that they don't know what livestock dogs are supposed to do, let alone how to train one to do it.

The Tranch dogs are definitely good alarms and are probably reliable protectors for most confrontations, based on breed alone. I wouldn't rely on them to charge through gunfire and fight through injury, which is probably how the tranchers view them as of late.
 
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pirate holiday said:
This could get pretty interesting. :popcorn:
https://twitter.com/frontrangesra/status/1369042905927680004?s=21

https://twitter.com/jonrogertaylor2/status/1369012179043721217?s=21

https://twitter.com/jonrogertaylor2/status/1369006720500920320?s=21

https://twitter.com/wookmaster69/status/1369006507078148099?s=21
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These volunteers all appear to be broke and unemployed. New fundraiser to feed and shelter the chasers?
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Null said:
Did he ever find someone to fuck his hole?
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Much more fun than the graphic details of Kevin’s single gross sexual encounter are the circumstances and people, so I’m summarising for all who might want the highlights:

The other participant is Hailey/Harlequin (Wedge). He’s a juggler clown with no eyebrows and a penis shaped like a rocket pop because of estrogen atrophy. He goes by Daddy and she/they (and maybe it?) pronouns.

Kevin paid to fly Wedge into CO. Keep that in mind. Can’t recall where Wedge was living but he was homeless, and couch surfing and e-begging at the time. He stayed with Kevin maybe three days, during which they made their wretched OnlyFans Video. It’s filmed in a cheap hotel room and looks tedious for Wedge and awkward for Kevin. Actual penetration was probably unsuccessful, due to Kevin’s neovag being the diameter of a penny and Wedge having to thumb it in. Kevin sucks a dick like he’s putting his mouth on a water fountain. At some point Wedge implies he was taking a lot of ED meds to deal.

Kevin has Penny drive him everywhere because he’s useless. Together they collect Wedge from the airport and at the end deliver him to his next destination. Which is with a different sex partner in CO, presumably the one he actually enjoys having sex with, because he stays there longer than with Kevin. Remember Kevin paid for the flights too, and all for the chance to star in a grimy OF that he didn't make money from, no-one was interested in, *and he learned his neovag is completely unfit for purpose (cooming).

Since then, Wedge has suffered severe self-inflicted rectal trauma due to aggressive use of an anal hook, which he reports having worn through airport security for kicks. The fact that his butthole is ruined has serious consequences for his particular sex life, so he’s starting off down the GRS past and has recently had an orchiectomy. We’ve also learned that he intermittently demands a sign language interpreter and tard rages because he is on the cusp of legally deaf status.

ETA: @OttoWest is absolutely right, the single most crucial fact missed:
Wedge used his mouth. On IT.
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*ETA 2
 
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JY's Tampon said:
These volunteers all appear to be broke and unemployed. New fundraiser to feed and shelter the chasers?
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I was thinking what possibly possesses a man like Jon Roger Taylor to sign up to play mercenary with a bunch of other dudes, like he has nothing better to do. But then I realized maybe this is not too unsimilar to how middle aged dentists buy Harleys and ride around with other middle aged dads on the weekends and pretend they're in a motorcycle club. Maybe Penny misses his army man days and this is his way of having his mid life crisis to relive his glory days in the service.
 
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Cerabella said:
Please do it! :story:
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I'm still waiting for pics and praying they're dumb enough

BUNNIES DON'T HAVE TOE BEANS YOU RETARD

Swerf'n'Terf said:
Much more fun than the graphic details of Kevin’s single gross sexual encounter are the circumstances and people, so I’m summarising for all who might want the highlights:

The other participant is Hailey/Harlequin (Wedge). He’s a juggler clown with no eyebrows and a penis shaped like a rocket pop because of estrogen atrophy. He goes by Daddy and she/they (and maybe it?) pronouns.

Kevin paid to fly Wedge into CO. Keep that in mind. Can’t recall where Wedge was living but he was homeless, and couch surfing and e-begging at the time. He stayed with Kevin maybe three days, during which they made their wretched OnlyFans Video. It’s filmed in a cheap hotel room and looks tedious for Wedge and awkward for Kevin. Actual penetration was probably unsuccessful, due to Kevin’s neovag being the diameter of a penny and Wedge having to thumb it in. Kevin sucks a dick like he’s putting his mouth on a water fountain. At some point Wedge implies he was taking a lot of ED meds to deal.

Kevin has Penny drive him everywhere because he’s useless. Together they collect Wedge from the airport and at the end deliver him to his next destination. Which is with a different sex partner in CO, presumably the one he actually enjoys having sex with, because he stays there longer than with Kevin. Remember Kevin paid for the flights too, and all for the chance to star in a grimy OF that he didn't make money from and no-one was interested in.

Since then, Wedge has suffered severe self-inflicted rectal trauma due to aggressive use of an anal hook, which he reports having worn through airport security for kicks. The fact that his butthole is ruined has serious consequences for his particular sex life, so he’s starting off down the GRS past and has recently had an orchiectomy. We’ve also learned that he intermittently demands a sign language interpreter and tard rages because he is on the cusp of legally deaf status.
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samefagging but wedge is currently in Wisconsin so I'd assume he was homeless there too
 
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JY's Tampon said:
These volunteers all appear to be broke and unemployed. New fundraiser to feed and shelter the chasers?
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That's brilliant:

We are a safe haven for trans women and queer folk. A working community that is the opposite of fascist and self-sustaining. Unfortunately, we are unable to accommodate everyone who wants to visit at this time.

Please, give if you can. We can barely afford to buy cat food or toilet paper.
 
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Cerabella said:
The official ranch account (run by penny) just posted this 10 min ago :story:
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This is like a little kid playing pretend war.

Meiwaku said:
@0 1 is it worth adding deadnames of all trancheros to the information section in the front page since we have newbs coming

Also I'm blessed to have been an important part of doxing four trannies, sperging and making memes this thread
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Penny's the only big one worth noting, I feel. If there was ever an individual thread for the tranch, it certainly would go there.
 
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Swerf'n'Terf said:
Much more fun than the graphic details of Kevin’s single gross sexual encounter are the circumstances and people, so I’m summarising for all who might want the highlights:

The other participant is Hailey/Harlequin (Wedge). He’s a juggler clown with no eyebrows and a penis shaped like a rocket pop because of estrogen atrophy. He goes by Daddy and she/they (and maybe it?) pronouns.

Kevin paid to fly Wedge into CO. Keep that in mind. Can’t recall where Wedge was living but he was homeless, and couch surfing and e-begging at the time. He stayed with Kevin maybe three days, during which they made their wretched OnlyFans Video. It’s filmed in a cheap hotel room and looks tedious for Wedge and awkward for Kevin. Actual penetration was probably unsuccessful, due to Kevin’s neovag being the diameter of a penny and Wedge having to thumb it in. Kevin sucks a dick like he’s putting his mouth on a water fountain. At some point Wedge implies he was taking a lot of ED meds to deal.

Kevin has Penny drive him everywhere because he’s useless. Together they collect Wedge from the airport and at the end deliver him to his next destination. Which is with a different sex partner in CO, presumably the one he actually enjoys having sex with, because he stays there longer than with Kevin. Remember Kevin paid for the flights too, and all for the chance to star in a grimy OF that he didn't make money from and no-one was interested in.

Since then, Wedge has suffered severe self-inflicted rectal trauma due to aggressive use of an anal hook, which he reports having worn through airport security for kicks. The fact that his butthole is ruined has serious consequences for his particular sex life, so he’s starting off down the GRS past and has recently had an orchiectomy. We’ve also learned that he intermittently demands a sign language interpreter and tard rages because he is on the cusp of legally deaf status.
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Excellent recap but you left out the most important part: Wedge used his mouth. On IT.

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