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Rumpelstiltzkinz said:
It seemed to me that he was speaking directly to OiC tho! Meaning that OiC tipped most of the $100 today, under all his different aliases yet decided to do it more sparingly. It's like you guys have mentioned before, the pig does not like to be left roasting for that munnie. Too much stress and sweat, doods.
For that last $10 to get Papi Burnell to the goal, OiC chose the dumb name of Jasper... with the dumb message of 'Merry Xmas' ... during the last ~ 10 min. of the stream ... you know, typical super hero form! Yet Paul basically scolded him since he can see it is the same person tipping & said "Either support all the fucking way early during the stream so I don't stress & snort extra, or answer the whale call in distress with the whole fuckin amount... enough with stretching my fees with dumb faggot names & retarded tip notes. mohran. Suck a turd outta my asshole. & btw, you are not getting mahd. ackackackackackack."
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If this was OiC, and you make some good points, then yesterday Phil yelled that he would never make him mod while OiC was in the middle of spamming gifted subs, and now today he shit on him for not tipping properly when he was the majority of the tips. I guess owning the trolls looks like getting openly backhanded just like every whale before you. Phil still seems to have found no setting between absolutely selling himself to his whales, and treating them with utter contempt.

Meanwhile, CoD is not lowering his match making fast enough tonight and tips are low, so Phil is getting extremely salty. At one point, he started ranting that there is no automatic shot gun that can fire 'while standing still, running forward' (?) and not have massive recoil. When TimboSlice cheered to tell Phil that there was, Phil got furious and started demanding to know if Timbo really believed that. He said that if Timbo believed that, he has 'played too many video games'.

If we trust Phil's math, he spends upwards of 10-12 hours a day, six days a week, streaming or discussing video games, and leaves the houses only once a week to go shopping. It's not even his ignorance that gets me here, it's the fact that his rebuttal is to accuse someone of basing their concept of reality off video games, when video games are literally all Phil does.

EDIT: Contributions are 'very, very low'.
Phil just said if he doesn't make the tips goal tonight, and doesn't 'make up for it' tomorrow, he won't be able to afford what he needs on Wednesday. Great ambiguous phrasing.

Also curious as to why this is the case when he has had several $200/$300 streams lately. It's weird that those streams never carry forward, but tips can 'make up' for slow streams previously. It's almost like... all that extra money is already gone...
 
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He is just on a roll tonight. He’s getting wrecked in the Armada level, and the salt and the excuses are just flying out of his mouth. He literally just said “The ONLY reason I’m doing bad is because the game sucks!” I can’t believe this cocksucker can’t tell how absurd he sounds when he says shit like that.
He also keeps saying “How is that legit gameplay?” What the fuck does that even mean?

He also said after he was killed by the auto-shotgun, “In what world is there an auto-shotgun where you can just run around and BANG BANG BANG BANG?! Shotguns basically knock you on your ass when you shoot them!” This prick thinks he’s an expert at everything, and he’s never fired a gun in his life.

The game is performing like it always does, and he’s acting like it’s completely broken, just because he has one dollar in tips, and is getting his shit pushed in. God DAMN he’s a little whiny-ass bitchy fussy infant.
 
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Back to back rage quits. Penne wagers "don't count". He really takes personal offense when he can't complete these stupid, arbitrary challenges. More nonsense about skill based matchmaking. His arguments are completely nonsensical of course, the idea that ALL of the players in the bracket above the braindead retards have bad connections is laughable. In fact you would suspect the opposite to be true. That better, more serious gamers care more about having a higher quality internet connection.

EDIT: Three in a row. "Fuck. You. Treyarch."
 
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SojiroSakura said:
Phil legit thinks skill-based match making is an option that automatically turns off. It's not. You're stupid, phil.
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I love how he thinks rage quitting three times turned off skill based match making, when really it just put him in low skill lobbies so now he's not getting bodied because he's playing against Derichs.
 
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He is beyond fixated on this narrative that he has created where the skill-based matchmaking deliberately matches him with bad connections, and ragequitting repeatedly 'turns it off' so he plays against people with good connections.

The matchmaking doesn't 'turn off', this is a little semantic flip so that he doesn't have to point out that what is really going on is the game has matched him with donkeys. He is rattling on about how even the movement feels better. He is making all of this up to justify the fact that he wants to play against cannon fodder human bots.

Definitely a window into why he plays Street Fighter 2 on Fridays, and why he loves Champions. Phil will chase scrubs to beat and indulge in wild mental gymnastics to not only justify it, but to explain how it actually reflects him being good. The cope is off the charts.

EDIT: "I had to rage quit 4 times for the game to take me out of the skill-based matchmaking."
The number of ragequits keeps changing, and you are never 'out' of the skill-based matchmaking. You dropped yourself to the bottom, Phil. This is absolute fiction.
 
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