DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[wahkando]

Yikes. What is this? I know, he begs constantly. But... come on. This is an audio recording posted to Twitter specifically begging for people to turn up tomorrow... so he can have, what, $250 in cash just to spend on his day off (allegedly)? After the week he has had with multiple $200+ streams? This is probably one of the most egregious begs we've seen because he went to the effort take it off stream, and because he has absolutely no begging narrative here.

He said he already paid for that emergency mystery expense that he was 'legally obligated' to pay for.
He had to pay condo dues and his internet bill but has now neglected to mention either of those, so they must be paid - he made more than enough to cover them both over the weekend alone.
He has not mentioned the tax guy presumably because he is trying to save him to beg for the money to pay him after his Twitch paycheck.
And yet here he is, desperate for money to buy stuff. Just stuff. I assume he isn't saying 'groceries' or 'supplies' because he knows people are mocking him for that.

We know obviously that he is burning money as fast as it comes in, but to be going in on this level of begging when he just visibly made well over his normal stream week, and to do it without any clear reason... he's so thirsty for a cash hit that he is actively looking for ways to dig himself deeper. At least when the vest streak was on, he could pimp the streak and not have to resort to begging this unseemly. Jesus Christ, Phil. Put the Champions down.

Just gotta say I appreciate the thorough, autistic and regular summaries you provide so I don't actually have to watch the streams

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Wow I watched Phil’s rambling about the doctor situation and someone in his chat actually said “can you have a friend drive u?” There’s a 9% chance it’s legit a troll, but god do I hope his fans are really that clueless about how much of a loser Phil is

 

[IrradiatedChickenEnjoyer]

Shotguns basically knock you on your ass when you shoot them!

Real talk, knowing what an atrophied, gelatinous blob Phil is, I wouldn't be surprised if he'd somehow manage to dislocate his shoulder if he ever tries to shoot a gun.

Spoiler: Factual video evidence of Phil's shotgun recoil knawlegde at work:

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

I forgot about this earlier, and thank God for the DDM live chat feature, but "anonymouse" was in there chatting/dropping hints about stuff. I know he has some uploads on his week old YT channel, and is trying to give the impression that its him, but why would he turn on phil so soon? Im on record as saying I dont believe this is really anony, but I could be wrong. If it's not too much to ask, maybe @actually or a mod can put up a poll to replace the one currently up there, and see how much of KF believes its really him?

Anyways, I bring it up because he said something about phil answering a patreon q&a in 2018 about a rich uncle helping him. This sounds oddly familiar to me, but I cant remember off the top of my head, and a quick YouTube/KF search for "dsp rich uncle" returns no relevant results. Does anyone remember this? Is it possible when he privated and then unprivated his videos, the patreon q&a's leaked (I remember that did actually happen), and someone saw it? I also saw someone ask him why he's role-playing as anonymouse, and his response was "no one would role play as that autistic furry". Does that sound like something he would say about himself? There was another response about the patreon q&a, and he said that he had the video, and would look for it once he got unbanned from twitch..

Make of this what you will.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Phil called the ENT to reschedule his appointment. He told them that she may be off on Wednesdays, and the closest Wednesday they have is two months out.
They offered to put Phil on a waiting list.
Phil can't reschedule the appointment until Kat's schedule stabilizes. It's impossible. It might be WEEKS before they know her schedule and what days they'll have off.

Someone asks why can't Phil just go while she is at work.
He already explained this and he needs the car, stupid. There is literally NO WAY to work around this.

Drive Kat to work? Have her uber or taxi for one day? Why can't she just request a day off? Why did he leave it until now to reschedule when he still doesn't even know if she is going to regularly have Wednesdays off?
Nevermind, subject changed. It's impossible.

His mental illness is on full display tonight. He is incapable of handling reality.

EDIT: Hot lore.
Someone asks why Kat can't walk if it's close. Phil popped off, tearing into him about asking for personal information.
Phil says that when she changed hours and position, it may have necessitated that she changed buildings.
Phil said the information that came out a year ago (finally acknowledged) may no longer be accurate. He then banned the guy for trying to pry into his wife's personal business.
But crying about not being able to make it to the ENT because of her job is not personal even though it's all connected information.

Anyway, Kat may have relocated. Do we believe him?

He's back to begging. One of the slowest streams recently, right when he really needs the help. It sucks, but it figures.
You got $300 in one stream the other day. And you always really need the help, Phil. That's the joke.

Yo I'm still catching up but a thought hit me.

Has DSP ever drove to anywhere, by himself? Why does he need Khet to go everywhere. Their day off, shopping, etc.

Why does this faggot have to only go to the Dr. when she is off work?

Something wrong with him like a dui, paranoia, poor eyesight, suspended/expired license. I dunno just a thought I had to type down here before I lose it later.
Or most likely just pure fuckin' laziness.

edit: I'm sorry and hope my post wasn't redundant and faggy since it was being discussed. Hope it brought something

 

[NotValKilmer]

Yo I'm still catching up but a thought hit me.

Has DSP ever drove to anywhere, by himself? Why does he need Khet to go everywhere. Their day off, shopping, etc.

Why does this faggot have to only go to the Dr. when she is off work?

Something wrong with him like a dui, paranoia, poor eyesight, suspended/expired license. I dunno just a thought I had to type down here before I lose it later.
Or most likely just pure fuckin' laziness.

Given how lazy and unwilling he is to leave his house for anything but food, I wouldn't be surprised if he let his license expire and hasn't bothered trying to get it renewed. Too much work dood. Plus they tried to make him wear his glasses to pass the eye test even though he told those nudniks he doesn't need them.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Phil's Conscience: "Fuck, they're on to me."

Dude, I got some weird WardogLeader vibes from that. Dude offered a simple solution to his woes about feeding himself and he got the hammer struck down on him just like that.

"I have a problem that can be handled with a real easy solution, also I'm a faggot."-Phil

*insert easy obvious solution that a fuckin' child could do*

And you get that.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I also like the indignation of how the Specialist can't fit him in for another couple of months. I've no doubt he genuinely believes these people just sit around doing nothing all day and should fit their appointments around him.

 

[Gramh]

Hopefully not a powerlevel, but there is no way unless Khet put in for a transfer to get sent to a different store as a part time employee at Fred Meyers it's just not how retail works at all. The only possible reason she could have for wanting to move to a store that is farther away if one exists in Renton is something happening in the store and we'd sure hear about it from the pigroach if there was any major upheaval in his status quo.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

Catching up on the Phil shenanigans and I miss a live gold mine of salt. Kat’s work schedule conflicting with his ability to drive to the doctor is honestly odd as fuck but this is Phil. He would be better off just admitting he’s got some fear on driving to places on his own, it’s not like his supporters will make fun of him as they are no better off in some respects. But I do have a question regarding the method of his appointment. Didn’t Phil have a virtual appointment with his doctor to help “treat” his ear problems? He stated on how much better he felt after taking the ear drops he was prescribed and later admits he had some “leftover” when it persists. What the fuck is a doctor appointment realistically going to accomplish for a man child who can’t even take medicine like he is supposed to? With the mom slip ups as of late, I’m almost picturing Kat having to argue with a whiny Phil that he needs to take his ear drops and he squirming like a retarded fish.

Phil, you’re not owning any of us with the mental gymnastics and retconning you do regularly to cover for an original lie. You’re a bitch to drive on your own and do adult things by yourself? Just admit it, you lying just makes it more ridiculous. It’s days like this where the whole “Are you jealous of Phil?” really falls apart for me. Phil has made good money, Phil has a easy “jahb”, Phil has a roof over his head, Phil has food on the table consistently. What he doesn’t have? No real adult skills, no job experience in the last 10ish years, no friends, no lover, and no spine.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Twitch will now refund subs if less than 10 minutes have passed, there's no way weens will use this to piss off Phil:

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Has DSP ever drove to anywhere, by himself? Why does he need Khet to go everywhere. Their day off, shopping, etc.

You expect him to go see the doctor without his mom?

but being serious though, notice he never humors the idea that he could drop her off at work and go to the doctor himself. He’ll explain how every other alternative doesn’t work, but I haven’t once heard him mention this method of going

 

[Muppetmode]

I forgot about this earlier, and thank God for the DDM live chat feature, but "anonymouse" was in there chatting/dropping hints about stuff. I know he has some uploads on his week old YT channel, and is trying to give the impression that its him, but why would he turn on phil so soon? Im on record as saying I dont believe this is really anony, but I could be wrong. If it's not too much to ask, maybe @actually or a mod can put up a poll to replace the one currently up there, and see how much of KF believes its really him?

Anyways, I bring it up because he said something about phil answering a patreon q&a in 2018 about a rich uncle helping him. This sounds oddly familiar to me, but I cant remember off the top of my head, and a quick YouTube/KF search for "dsp rich uncle" returns no relevant results. Does anyone remember this? Is it possible when he privated and then unprivated his videos, the patreon q&a's leaked (I remember that did actually happen), and someone saw it? I also saw someone ask him why he's role-playing as anonymouse, and his response was "no one would role play as that autistic furry". Does that sound like something he would say about himself? There was another response about the patreon q&a, and he said that he had the video, and would look for it once he got unbanned from twitch..

Make of this what you will.

Piqued my tism for w/e reason and after 5 mins of searching
His uncles name is Richie I guess also embedded it (27:35/27:34 if I fucked that up)

his uncle also owned a bunch of Atari games or some shit. Also gave him a bunch of presents (?)

Twitch will now refund subs if less than 10 minutes have passed, there's no way weens will use this to piss off Phil:
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Apparently this has been a thing, they just added a new reason

 

[Alxmir23]

Dood i cant take an uber to the doctor,hes an hour away,its gonna cost me hundreds of dollars. then have your fucking wife take an uber to her work instead.

 

[Pargon]

Now this is some old lore so any DSP scholars out there correct me if I'm wrong, but back before the mystical healing powers of the Seattle Air cured his ailing back, I vaguely recall Phil mentioning that he let (i.e. made) Leanna do all of the highway driving. This was because his back could 'seize up' at any moment and if he were driving at high speeds on the highway, he could lose control of his vehicle and kill himself (never mind the fact that such a scenario would also be severely injurious if not lethal at less than highway speeds). Phil is just the type of retard to believe his own nonsense so maybe he's spooked himself and now the thought of driving on the highway gives him anxiety. There is also the possibility that this was just a big lie in the first place and really he's just terrified to drive on the highway because of his traumatic car accident that melted half his face off screwed up his back and he's too embarrassed to admit it.

I was going to post about exactly this; thanks for bringing it up and confirming my shit memory. I'm guessing based on how you mentioned it that Phil hasn't used it as an excuse during this latest bout of insane pitying, which leads me to believe that it was all a lie to begin with, and since I'm just that kind of sonuvabitch I'm going to add it to the pile marked Circumstantial Evidence That Phil Has Crippling Social Anxiety And Can't Interact With Human Beings Without A Barrier And/Or Handler.

Seriously, Phil. No joke. You need a therapist. You need medication or CBT or exposure therapy or all three. There will come a time in your life that you will need to appear in person and represent yourself for something. The world is too stubborn to change everything for coronavirus; you will not be able to do everything by phone and video chat until you die. This will ruin you, if something else doesn't first.

 

[BT9494]

Friday 1st stream $328
Friday 2nd stream $61

Saturday 1st stream $202
Saturday 2nd stream $111

Sunday 1st stream $102
Sunday 2nd stream $101

Monday 1st stream $100
Monday 2nd stream $35

Forward facing numbers show $1,040 in tips between Friday afternoon and Monday night (8 streams). He said during Fridays pre stream that he needed to hit the tips goal every stream between then and Tuesday (10 total streams), which equals $1,000. As you can see, he has ALREADY exceeded this amount. By HIS OWN WORDS, he could take tomorrow off and be fine for his day off, AND cover the bills he cried about. Yet just a couple of hours ago (as well as on his twitter), he made it seem like its all for not if he doesn't hit both goals tomorrow AND get extra support to make up for tonight's $35 stream.

Just remember that you can come to him for honesty, guys.

Dude, he had EMERGENCY REPAIRS!!!

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Twitch will now refund subs if less than 10 minutes have passed, there's no way weens will use this to piss off Phil:
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Mate I fucking love Twitch sometimes, I really do.

Phil: Got lots of subs today.
Phil: *Refreshes subs*
Phil: Oh, went down by 7.

 

[PieceofShet]

Twitch will now refund subs if less than 10 minutes have passed, there's no way weens will use this to piss off Phil:
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So i can sub to a streamer, say something nice and then refund 5mins later?

 

[ReentryPhantom]

So i can sub to a streamer, say something nice and then refund 5mins later?

Yes. All you wanted was a shoutout.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Phil doesn't want to drive or can't drive. It's simple as that, I think. He refuses to admit it now for some reason though. He was ok with saying that in the past. Maybe he finally realised how embarrassing it is.