Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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Uh-oh, no more ornamental firearms. Maybe Kevin can decorate the place with Funko Pops and Transformers instead.
Nothing To See Here said:
Y'all keep talking about "the locals seeing this and getting worried" etc. etc., but (partially genuine) question: how many small-town people have a twitter? Penny's whined about people from the town messaging him on facebook ("muh muh a woman was friendly to me, terf psyop") on twitter, which makes me think he's fairly sure the locals aren't checking on them.

It's entirely possible that the town at large (and local law enforcement specifically) knows nothing other than "tranch claims there's a group harassing them and attempting to trespass, tranch are on high alert". Normal people would assume "high alert" means keeping a night watch, carrying guns on the property, working with the police, etc., rather than a bunch of lunatics baying for ~fascist~ blood. Tranch keeps their murder-sperging to twitter and plays the sad yet determined victims to the general public, and even those who don't like them might not know the full extent of the lunacy...
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A lot more people now are on Twitter than, say, a few years back because Trump used it as his presidential shitpost platform of choice and it got a lot of older people to register accounts, even if they didn't post much if at all. So it's not impossible at all for some of the townsfolk to run into the Tranch's Twitter and even the Twitter of Kevin.

If they looked at Kevin's, there would probably be a Frankenstein-style mob with torches and pitchforks and probably also rifles headed towards the Tranch.
 
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Twitter screencaps make it to imgur and are swallowed instantly:

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70,000 views in the 8 hours it's been up... :cryblood:

The donations are really rolling in now and I'm guessing that imgur post has helped. They're up at $40k, more or less, with $30+ donations rolling in every 20mins or so.
 
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The way I see the pipeline of locals finding out actually doesn't start on twitter for me. If they really do have people coming down to protect them, in an area with their population its not going to go unnoticed for a bunch of new cars to show up, and I doubt these people are going to behave politely if they have to run to the store to get food or something. I suspect from there someone will google or check twitter, not one of the older people but their children or grandchildren.
 
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Uh-oh, have they attracted the wrong sort of attention

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What odds do you give of him getting a reply. What happened to that tranny who claimed he'd been kidnapped a couple of weeks ago then was later found hiding in his wardrobe. I seem to remember that all the donations were handed back. In other countries people are prosecuted for pretending they've got cancer, having huge fund raisers, then blowing it all on a trip to Disneyland. But they're not troons.

 
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Nothing To See Here said:
Y'all keep talking about "the locals seeing this and getting worried" etc. etc., but (partially genuine) question: how many small-town people have a twitter? Penny's whined about people from the town messaging him on facebook ("muh muh a woman was friendly to me, terf psyop") on twitter, which makes me think he's fairly sure the locals aren't checking on them.

It's entirely possible that the town at large (and local law enforcement specifically) knows nothing other than "tranch claims there's a group harassing them and attempting to trespass, tranch are on high alert". Normal people would assume "high alert" means keeping a night watch, carrying guns on the property, working with the police, etc., rather than a bunch of lunatics baying for ~fascist~ blood. Tranch keeps their murder-sperging to twitter and plays the sad yet determined victims to the general public, and even those who don't like them might not know the full extent of the lunacy...
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I'd imagine most locals, if they even know about them, just know they're "those weird faggots in dresses out on a farm." I'm positive they've not gotten any real attention or supposed harassment from anyone, unless they count someone saying hi to them as a microaggression or someone telling them they smell too bad to be in their store oppression. As much as troons claim otherwise, normal society has more important things to care about than degenerate fetishes masked as lifestyle choices.
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How much longer until armed, violent conflict arrises between the tranch and the 18 naked SuperGay cowboys of Ram Ranch? Will they form an alliance with the SuperStraight US Marines and their black Ford Raptor trucks?
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Even Ram Ranch would think these people are fucking gay.
 
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Nothing To See Here said:
70,000 views in the 8 hours it's been up... :cryblood:

The donations are really rolling in now and I'm guessing that imgur post has helped. They're up at $40k, more or less, with $30+ donations rolling in every 20mins or so.
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Do you think Penny will thank the fash for making this windfall of donations happen?
 
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Stowaway said:
All it takes is one community member to do a Google search and find this thread, where all the most damning tweets are archived and organized. The community is probably mostly boomers who use the internet only for Facebook. But they have teenage kids, or grandkids, some of whom will think the tranny commune is hilarious and want to find out more.

It's stupidity combined with madness, folded in with some idiocy and batshit insanity, the things they tweet publicly. But joke's on us, I guess, with their fundraising in the five figures...
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I just did a quick Google search for the ranch on private mode and this thread is quite far down unfortunately.
 
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Democratic lawmakers are looking to mandate that firearms that could be accessible to children, teenagers or adults living in the home who shouldn’t have access to a gun be securely stored when not in use. If that’s found not to be the case, gun owners could face a Class 2 misdemeanor charge, punishable by up to a year in jail or a fine of up to $1,000, or both.
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This is the main part of the bill, so I guess it depends if any the Tranchers shouldn't have access to firearms for some reason. I'm not familiar with American gun laws so maybe someone else could guess if they are at risk of violating it.
 
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Apotheosis of the Liver said:
This is the main part of the bill, so I guess it depends if any the Tranchers shouldn't have access to firearms for some reason. I'm not familiar with American gun laws so maybe someone else could guess if they are at risk of violating it.
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It's (basically) felonies, dishonorable discharge from the military, domestic violence, or certain hospitalizations for mental reasons, the last being non-criminal and very lame and dumb.

As far as I know, no member of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch (as currently populated) meets any of those criteria of disqualification. This means the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch can probably keep its guns on open display until felons show up to the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch looking to start the next gunfight at the OK Corral. Which they might soon.
 
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Blasterisk said:
It's (basically) felonies, dishonorable discharge from the military, domestic violence, or certain hospitalizations for mental reasons, the last being non-criminal and very lame and dumb.

As far as I know, no member of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch (as currently populated) meets any of those criteria of disqualification. This means the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch can probably keep its guns on open display until felons show up to the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch looking to start the next gunfight at the OK Corral. Which they might soon.
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Ironically enough, gender dysphoria was a disqualifying diagnosis for gun ownership. Makes sense: if you can't even figure out what you are then why should we trust you with a deadly weapon?
 
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EnemyStand said:
Ironically enough, gender dysphoria was a disqualifying diagnosis for gun ownership. Makes sense: if you can't even figure out what you are then why should we trust you with a deadly weapon?
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The funny thing is, if you've been to a mental health hospital for more than the three days you usually get for suicidal behavior, I.E court order or otherwise, you're automatically disbarred from owning a gun. Considering suicide rates and rates of suicidal ideation I refuse to believe a lot of troons aren't barred from gun ownership.
 
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