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Mr. Brown said:
I'm honestly expecting OIC to chargeback everything at some point... It just doesn't seem right.
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If he was one of the viewers Phil was accepting tips from by virtue of being one of the regulars he recognized in chat but didn't have a verified paypal account, and if he has the balls and is autistic enough to charge back his tips over the past few months it would absolutely shatter Phil's mind. He'd reach unimaginable levels of paranoia and hysteria.
 
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One time I saw Phil at the store. He was in his pj's, vest, and cowboy hat. He said "Don't talk to me, dood." Then an old woman dropped a $5 bill and Phil picked it up and put it in his pocket while saying "Thanks for the money, dumbass!". Kat was outside hitched to a post. She looked scared.
 
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PutridElephant said:
Here is the video that I was asked to share. Presented in Twitter quality.
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OnlyIcedCoffee trying to play 4D chess by tipping DSP today and coming into his chat to deny the leaks their authenticity.

The thing is: DSP will probably fall for it, because, y'know, OnlyIcedCoffee is a wallet on legs to him. And he's probably afraid he'll start to charge back the thousands upon thousands of dollars he gave him, which would probably devastate DSP and add another emergency chapter to the begging saga.
 
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Poo Twister said:
Guys, I don't post here because you're all devil's but I seen Phil in the store. I don't have a photograph because I broke my thumbs but trust me I seen him. He was buying gimp masks and has converted to Islam. Kat was scared and fat, she looked at my powerful Rhino cock and Phil told me he will have me killed.

If you don't believe me then retard.
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I believe you because you said you have a Rhino cock. No true alpha male specimen with such a magnificent phallic instrument would ever lie about nonsense so clearly beneath him.
 
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Oh I want to do one!

So this one time, I was hanging out at an arcade just playing some Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when I went to refresh my quarter stash I see this crowd of people staring in awe at this dude with a cowboy hat and a vest and he's just tearing it up on a machine next to this obvious beta male in comparison, and after he decimates this poor cuck he turns around and strokes his full luscious goatee while a redheaded super model kisses him on the cheek and he looks right at me and says "Dude do you have a quarter? Tips help the most right now, they really do. I need that money to pay my bills." So I did and he gave me a signed copy of Final Fantasy 13 still wrapped! I was so stoked. I went home and opened it to play but the box was empty.
 
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Gramh said:
Oh I want to do one!

So this one time, I was hanging out at an arcade just playing some Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when I went to refresh my quarter stash I see this crowd of people staring in awe at this dude with a cowboy hat and a vest and he's just tearing it up on a machine next to this obvious beta male in comparison, and after he decimates this poor cuck he turns around and strokes his full luscious goatee while a redheaded super model kisses him on the cheek and he looks right at me and says "Dude do you have a quarter? Tips help the most right now, they really do. I need that money to pay my bills." So I did and he gave me a signed copy of Final Fantasy 13 still wrapped! I was so stoked. I went home and opened it to play but the box was empty.
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This one is REALLY suspect. I mean, do you REALLY expect Phil to beg for a quarter when he routinely makes fun of fiddy-bit-bitches? He'd at LEAST be asking for a dahllar thirty to make it worth his while.
 
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Comma said:
OnlyIcedCoffee trying to play 4D chess by tipping DSP today and coming into his chat to deny the leaks their authenticity.

The thing is: DSP will probably fall for it, because, y'know, OnlyIcedCoffee is a wallet on legs to him. And he's probably afraid he'll start to charge back the thousands upon thousands of dollars he gave him, which would probably devastate DSP and add another emergency chapter to the begging saga.
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The best thing of all this: we have two different sides here:

1. OIC is a legitimate fan and he really likes Phil or he's a troll with a potato as a brain, but it's never going to be a mod or liked by his stream chat, because those leaks will still haunt his 'reputation' (lol) amongst the other Derichs. And every time he tips, we will mock him, and this makes him miserable.

2. Phil's gonna accept that this is all a misunderstanding and accept OIC back and his money. However, since Phil is a completely paranoid person, he's always unsure about his biggest contributor or OIC really is a troll and chargebacks everything at the end of the day. Which, in both situations, will make Phil miserable.

God, those writers always deliver!
 
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