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Marshal Mannerheim said:
Are these the fascist supersoldiers that are so elite that there's no evidence for them existing?
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This is an old fashioned country style militia, no internet traces when the call to arms happens through a landline phone tree. ...Or all the trancheros are just playing pretend.
 
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Maybe what's missing is simply a Tenacious Unicorn-specific FAQ, mostly a drawing together of existing data with a different focus.

Kevin is chugging along, reliably murr-purr posting as usual, so during this season he's the B-story and the rest of the ensemble cast is at the forefront. Any new viewers this arc will start out looking for info on the Tranny Waco situation, not on Kevin, their housebound genius loci who hasn't even claimed to see a Nazi in the woodshed.
 
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Marshal Mannerheim said:
Are these the fascist supersoldiers that are so elite that there's no evidence for them existing?
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What's most interesting to me regarding these super fascists is that apparently Yemeni boy has already deescalated the situation but they're still assaulting the ranch?
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If I'm reading this correctly, Ranch says that Pastrami confronted them and they just ran off in fear, but in his account he states that he went for peaceful and safe resolution and deescalation (whatever that means) and laments the fact that others choose fear and intimidation instead.

Which one is it? Did he scare them off or did he talk them into backing down? Not to mention that Penny or anyone else over there could've recorded the event from the house, if nothing else as a failsafe.


Not only that, they still don't know who it is behind the attacks. Surely if Pastrami peacefully deescalated the situation, you'd think they'd have something to go off of given the repeated interactions they've had so far, not to mention they had a self proclaimed extremism expert not too long ago.
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Am I being dumb here or do their testimonies just not line up/there is something missing?
 
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PozzedByCoronachan said:
Not only that, they still don't know who it is behind the attacks. Surely if Pastrami peacefully deescalated the situation, you'd think they'd have something to go off of given the repeated interactions they've had so far, not to mention they had a self proclaimed extremism expert not too long ago.
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They are an army of
Iron Hamster said:
Ninja Bitches
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starting off the TERF war with attacking a Peaceful Commune Of Trans Women Who Just Want To Herd Alpacas In Peace.
And collect troonsformers, can't forget that.

They were so ninja stealthy Pastrami couldn't see them, so he, upon sensing the Enemy was close, just went out to the fence, started shouting at them, and they left peacefully. But terrified as well. In fact they were so stealthy Pastrami couldn't hear them either, so he just deducted they left from the absence of any evidence to the contrary.
What's that you're saying? Maybe they weren't even there? Are you doubting the Lived Experiences of the Brave Trans Womyxyn? What are you, a transphobe?
 
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PozzedByCoronachan said:
Which one is it? Did he scare them off or did he talk them into backing down? Not to mention that Penny or anyone else over there could've recorded the event from the house, if nothing else as a failsafe.
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All of these tweets (from this guy and the troons) make it sound like they're in a 1970's Hanna Barbara cartoon where the villains make doofy Three Stooges noises and run in the opposite direction at the drop of a hat.

When they put it that way, it really ramps up the fact they're all delusional and prone to unprovoked violence.
 
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PozzedByCoronachan said:
Not only that, they still don't know who it is behind the attacks.
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How is that even possible? Westcliffe is not exactly a large community that allows criminals to hide in the masses. The town has a population of less than 600 and the whole country has less than 5 000, it can't be that hard to figure out who the people threatening you are. Nevermind who it is who's trespassing on your land. And even if it is I can't imagine there's many militias out there willing to go to war with the trannies.

For fuck sake just look up the license plate of the cars that follows you and you'll have the name right there.
 
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Cerabella said:
come on kevin :story:
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I know it’s not his, but I need to see this next to Kevin’s squash head for scale. I don’t smoke weed, use bongs or know what a dragon dick looks like, but that doesn’t seem very practical for any of them.
Marshal Mannerheim said:
If you stick that in your body, you deserve whatever you get as a result of doing that.
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What... what are you doing with bongs? That’s not where they go dude.
TalmudSperg said:
Waaiit.
The tranch is under seige by mussolinites, and Kevin still got a parcel delivered?
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Those aren’t his hands and I assume the yarn was sent a while ago if it’s been knitted already. Is it just me that was first drawn to the cute little owl rather than the mangled fingers? Yes? Okay.
 
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