Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

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Salade Nicoise said:
Guys I'm shit and don't know how to archive instagram videos, but Bam just uploaded some dumb shit. Buying a butt plug and massive dong for his wife to go fuck herself etc.

And confronts her on their lack of of a sex life and she rips him a new one about his hygiene before demanding he go back into the sex shop to buy her a magic wand. It's suuuuuuper classy.

I'll screen record it just in case (pls no bully am wamman no tech boss).

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Edit: also lol he's a self-confessed two pump chump, and no one is surprised.
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In all honesty, when Bam's little Bam is what you've been experiencing, everything will be too big for you. I'm surprised he can even make it to two pumps. Between the drugs, alcohol, age, and shitty health, it's a miracle he can get it up. I wouldn't be surprised if they have to play HIM so that he can get turned on.
 
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I was waiting for this thread! It's been a while, but Novak actually talked about Bam's behavior. It seems that this was a thing waaayyy before Dunn passed. I have to look for it, hopefully it's still up.
 
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I have a question about more lunacy from Bam's 'gram...


Is it normal for a child to just grab his Mom's tit and attach like that? I found it so jarring. Like I've seen younger babies claw and paw and open shirts and stuff, not even of their mothers. Boobs = lunch, I get it.

But like a walking talking child? I am not yet a mother, clearly, but my gut instinct told me that if a kid ever manhandled me that way I'd lose my mind. Happy to be wrong, obviously, but it just seemed strange.
 
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Salade Nicoise said:
I have a question about more lunacy from Bam's 'gram...

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Is it normal for a child to just grab his Mom's tit and attach like that? I found it so jarring. Like I've seen younger babies claw and paw and open shirts and stuff, not even of their mothers. Boobs = lunch, I get it.

But like a walking talking child? I am not yet a mother, clearly, but my gut instinct told me that if a kid ever manhandled me that way I'd lose my mind. Happy to be wrong, obviously, but it just seemed strange.
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Not really. And you'd expect by his age, he'd have some rules set not to just lunge at her tit whenever he wants it. Maybe a feeding time or you know, pumped...
I think the average age for breast feeding to stop is around 6-12 (edit: guess 2 years isn't too uncommon. done reading about this now though.) months. But there's sadly quite a lot of women who do still breastfeed their kids for years. There will be stories in the news every few years about some lady breastfeeding her fucking five-year-old or whatever out in public and how it's an attack on her rights, womanhood, love of her child, etc. It's often used as this weird form of activism or simply attention-seeking, I think.

Anyway for example, look up Jamie Grumet, that was a stupidly large story back in its time. She even got on a TIME cover for it. Everyone said she was doing it much too late as well... Guess how old the kid was at the time...

Three.

Guess how old Bam's kid is....
 
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Salade Nicoise said:
I have a question about more lunacy from Bam's 'gram...

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Is it normal for a child to just grab his Mom's tit and attach like that? I found it so jarring. Like I've seen younger babies claw and paw and open shirts and stuff, not even of their mothers. Boobs = lunch, I get it.

But like a walking talking child? I am not yet a mother, clearly, but my gut instinct told me that if a kid ever manhandled me that way I'd lose my mind. Happy to be wrong, obviously, but it just seemed strange.
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I'm a mother and breastfed all 3 of my children, I'll breastfeed the babe that I'm currently pregnant with too, and I'd be VERY uncomfortable with my kid just walking up and latching on my boob like that. My first two weaned around 12 months, my 3rd child breastfed all the way to 16 months and I had to cut him off at that point because it was SUPER awkward and he was only a toddler, not a preschooler like their kid. I find it really odd that she wouldn't at least express milk and serve it in a cup or a sippy. If the kid is old enough to ask for a damn sandwich, they're too old to be hanging off your tits, in my opinion.

And JESUS they both look like utter shit, does this bitch ever wash her face and exfoliate ever? Her skin is so waxy and dead looking. I'm literally repulsed by both of them. That poor kid.
 
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Bam had a boo boo.
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Oh, man. I knew his life was going downhill, but I've really been ignoring it for a while.

Viva la bam was interesting stuff at my age in my country. Nowadays I definitely view it differently.

I always found this bit from ville interesting, after they'd had a fight that very day sometime in 2010:



Really only cementing the whole repressed bisexuality bam might have.

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“and then, Bam, wherever you are. we had…we had a bit of a fight today, i know, i’m so fucking sorry. yes. we’ve been friends for a long time and, yeah, i was a whiny bitch. yes. i’m very, very sorry. please do forgive me. and, uh, I will try to make it up to you. one way or the other. maybe in the back of the tour bus, in the wee hours of the morning…something happens. something…pleasant for one of us. aye. Bam, i’m sorry.”

There's other stuff out there on their relationship, though this was always the one that stood out.
 
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Cardenio said:
Bam had a boo boo.
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I’d almost bet he tried to get it infected so he could get a script for painkillers (as someone implies in the comments).

Then again he’s off Jackass so unless he’s getting piss tests for some probation shit he can do whatever drugs he wants. But given Bam I’m going to bet he does have some sort of probation or something he’s getting drug tests for, so getting a “legal script” is important.

But man, how nasty do you have to be to let a tattoo to get that infected. Goddamn. It’s on his leg ffs, not some skin fold and it’s an area that gets lots of light and air too. (On the downside probably as close to bone as a fat guy like him can get)
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
But just cleaning your shin doesn’t even require a shower, fuck it’s a really easy area to keep clean or to clean.
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You're underestimating how clueless and filthy so many people are.

I once saw a woman who was well dressed and didn't look like a dirtbag complaining that her healing tattoo was painful and smelled bad. The artist found a dead fly stuck to it.

Assuming he hasn't been rolling around in sewage for his own Jackass stunts, I'd imagine he wore the same dirty pants a few days in a row without rewrapping the tattoo, or something similar. That's something a lot of people do and don't even consider gross.
 
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Rogowski said:
Holy shit, I almost archived and shared the video below yesterday because of how fucked that tattoo looked.
This is a previous IG post where he’s bragging about his new tattoo to some posh rich lady but you take one look and it’s immediately obvious that it’s infected.

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Bam "ohhhh noooo I have very bad pain..... Oh well now I have no reason NOT to swallow a fist of opiates!"
:shit-eating: See you guys when my bottle is empty!
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
I’d bet he was trying buy drugs from some fine gentlemen who relieved him of his automobile instead..or got lost on the way to his connections house.

He said he went to the gas station to charge his phone, because obviously a Bentley wouldn’t have a fancy amenity like a charge port.
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Actually Bentley has phone charging possibilities in their car. I don't know what his Bentley's model year is, but at least the newer models all have that.Webaufnahme_10-3-2021_21548_leicester.bentleymotors.com.jpeg
 
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Wilhelm Bittrich said:
Actually Bentley has phone charging possibilities in their car. I don't know what his Bentley's model year is, but at least the newer models all have that.View attachment 1985770
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I was being sarcastic, as if he would have to get out of his Bentley as a sketchy gas station to charge a phone. He was very obviously trying to buy drugs.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
I was being sarcastic, as if he would have to get out of his Bentley as a sketchy gas station to charge a phone. He was very obviously trying to buy drugs.
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Ah, ok, sorry.
OTOH, you sure that this drug riddled retard former mildy relevant celebrity does even know he can charge his phone in his Bentley? I also would like to see in witch state of neglect the car is under its hood, so to say, as I'm sure that he can't afford the hefty prices Bentley commands even for a simple inspection.
 
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