Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[moorhen]

“The fastest growing career in America is victim hood”

Staph: proceeds to make herself the victim almost immediately, somehow proving Clay Aiken of all fucking people right.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Staphs suicide baiting is so weird. Windex and hand sanitizer. Do her parents still lock the actually harmful cleaning products away from her?

 

[glass_houses]

Staphs suicide baiting is so weird. Windex and hand sanitizer. Do her parents still lock the actually harmful cleaning products away from her?

I don't think that Staph will go near anything that has even remote connotations of hard work about it. If she picks up the drain cleaner, she might actually be expected to clean drains with it. Can't have that.

 

[stuffandthings]

Her meltdowns are always a hilarious shitshow of self contradiction.

I AM TOO BROKEN TO CRITICISE! BUT HOW DARE YOU CRITICISE ME THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH ME!

 

[SnottieLottie]

I’ll never be over how she immediately trashes artists she likes over “abooze” but yet SIMPED FOR LITERAL SERIAL KILLERS AND RAPISTS. Can a girl be any more obtuse?

 

[exhausted]

I find it funny that good old Staph's poison of choice is cleaning supplies.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I find it funny that good old Staph's poison of choice is cleaning supplies.

She's so witchy a bucket of plain old aitch-two-oh could melt her, so anything "cleaner" is clearly poison for her.

Edit: I'm rarded (tard-speak for retarded).

 

[Meowzers]

"i bet kiwifarms is loving this!" oh you know it, babe.
i just love, love, LOVE how even strangers pick up on her bullshit immediately and tell her to chill the fuck out and she continues to cry "FASCISTS! TRANSPHOBES!! YOU JUST WANT ME TO KILL MYSELF YOU KIWIFARMS NAZI! I'LL DO IT TOO I HAVE MY MOM'S WINDEX IN MY DISABLED HAND" while the randos watch on, baffled.
never change staph. i don't think she's capable of change anyhow, this has happened so many times that i think she's just terminally stupid. i had hope for her but that's long gone and now i'm just here for the demon milk

also i think these would be great on her intro post

 

[WinchesterPremium]

I find it funny that good old Staph's poison of choice is cleaning supplies.

I'm pretty sure she just knows she won't really die from drinking a little hand sanitizer or Windex so she defaults to that so she can claim she had a suicide attempt for #woke points.

If she threatened to down sleeping pills, shoot herself, crash her car, jump from a tall building, or actually suicide by cop then when she's called on not doing it it'd be pretty obvious that she never intended to go through with it. Kind of like that story where a cop "threatened" to restrain her after her totally 4 reals suicide attempt and she got angry because it was over and how dare they. Someone might even take those threats seriously and do something about it which would totally be a bummer.

So she can "panic and eat hand sanitizer" knowing she'll just end up having to explain to a very annoyed nurse why she tried to clean her mortal coil and claim she had a totally real suicide attempt where if she tried bleach or pills she might end up actually dead which she clearly doesn't want.

Spoiler: Banned from twitter and sigils

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I'm pretty sure she just knows she won't really die from drinking a little hand sanitizer or Windex so she defaults to that so she can claim she had a suicide attempt for #woke points.

In fact I suspect the worst effect Windex would have on her would be slight chemical/alcohol burns in her upper GI tract. Aside from that, a rapid and severe diarrhea.
Which is... yeah.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

Did this victimhood meltdown get her banned?

 

[Meowzers]

If she threatened to down sleeping pills, shoot herself, crash her car, jump from a tall building, or actually suicide by cop then when she's called on not doing it it'd be pretty obvious that she never intended to go through with it. Kind of like that story where a cop "threatened" to restrain her after her totally 4 reals suicide attempt and she got angry because it was over and how dare they. Someone might even take those threats seriously and do something about it which would totally be a bummer.

iirc one of those suicide attempts where the cops were involved was putting cuticle clippers to her neck i don't know if she used cuticle clippers and hand sanitizer because she's too pussy to down a bottle of pills, or if she legitimately thinks she can kill herself with hand sanitizer or whatever. it's either way with ol' gyro.

 

[flight of ideas]

even strangers pick up on her bullshit immediately and tell her to chill the fuck out and she continues to cry "FASCISTS! TRANSPHOBES!! YOU JUST WANT ME TO KILL MYSELF YOU KIWIFARMS NAZI! I'LL DO IT TOO I HAVE MY MOM'S WINDEX IN MY DISABLED HAND" while the randos watch on, baffled.

BPD behavior really off the chain today, Staph.

 

[Glittarded Tartlet]

Goddamn goddamn goddamn. It’s incredible like how many times she just keeps sticking her hand back on the hot stove that keeps burning her, and she’s so assmad about getting burnt she hits it again and again thinking she’ll hurt it back, and just keeps on getting burned worse each time. Sorry for the thin metaphor, but, goddamn!!

Never change Yarbies!

 

[Timmy Testicles]

what is it with tumblrtards and immediately jumping to suicide?

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

iirc one of those suicide attempts where the cops were involved was putting cuticle clippers to her neck i don't know if she used cuticle clippers and hand sanitizer because she's too pussy to down a bottle of pills, or if she legitimately thinks she can kill herself with hand sanitizer or whatever. it's either way with ol' gyro.

She's actually got the right idea.

Spoiler

"Hand sanitizer is toxic to staph bacteria."

 

[unidentified code]

Her Twitter's been awfully quiet. Are there any other posts about that?

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Spoiler: Twitter banned me because they hate gays and autists

Spoiler: Twitter realized Sothern Tier whatever was just a sock

Spoiler: Plz educate yourself

Spoiler: Our biological female founder who didn't identify as NB at the time was in track!

Spoiler: Our founder is so great and nonbinary!

Spoiler: Give money to our founder! Just because!

Her Twitter's been awfully quiet. Are there any other posts about that?

She got suspended. I'll go through her Southern Tier posts to see if I can find anything actually interesting but we're probably low on content for a while

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY WON'T THE IMAGES JUST WORK

Edit: Whoever invented the Ctrl+Z should be a saint. I nominate saving this post as one of their miracles.

 

[80's Dad]

God, these social media dumps are just amazing. So much garbage to sort through!

What does she think the 'better business bureau' is going to do about twitter deleting her account?!!? Trans people should be upfront with sexual partners at least for their own safety. lmao at the thought of Stephanie running track in middle school and thinking she's non-binary while ignoring the actual issue of women being pushed out of women's sports due to troons. She's so fucking DUMB.

 

[sauerkraut]

Now that Stephanie is suspended from Twitter again, I thought it'd be worth looking around her Mastodon account to see what she's been up to over there for the past month. It was mostly pretty boring, but there are a few gems that I'm pretty sure have gone overlooked, so I decided to stop lurking and post them here.

Spoiler: Mastodon dump (feat. going to the news over a Twitter ban)

First, some whining from early February about her dad wishing she'd shovel the snow (you know, instead of her sick, elderly mother):

I like how she describes her dad's approach as "manipulative." To me it just seems like he's an old man trying to approach the topic gently so that he doesn't trigger one of Steph's tantrums, but who knows?

Got denied for SSI in mid-February, had a brief moment of clarity (?):

And more arguing with her dad about shoveling snow:

She'd finally gotten her first patron, but her mom is back on oxygen as of February 26:

Too bad there was nothing Steph could do to help her family in this difficult time.

Keeping with the "I hate my parents" theme, on February 27th, she lamented that she can't move out or her elderly parents will "implode":

Finally, to keep it more relevant to current events, Stephanie reveals that she has also contacted both her local news AND the Huffington Post to seek justice following her Twitter bans:

I'm honestly really excited to see that she's kicking up such a fuss over her Twitter suspensions. I don't really think she'll actually get on the news or anything like that, but she's been getting unstable enough that her disappointment would be just as amusing as anything else.