Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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As soon as misteress and slave came up I don't know if they'd be welcome in 90% of those circles.
How annoyed do you think Penny's parents were when he moved Kevin into their basement?

"Oh wow, you brought all of your toys? Ok and you want us to build shelves so you can display them all because you are so proud of them? Ok. And you're going to refer to my son as 'Mistress' right to my face like that? Oh ok, it's like a game of pretend you have to play 24/7. Got it, kind of like the gender thing. Okie dokie."
 
>TFW you'll never be an anime girl

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How are they STILL obsessed with anime? In fact, how are ALL troons so obsessed with anime, regardless of age or background? Scientists need to get on this, the link is passed denying at this point!

In other news, could you guys save me a few days of scrolling and DM your sexiest/ favourite pics of Kevchan? I'm trying to decide what the best portrait reference would be. Cheers.
 
Could work, though splitting the Something Awful and Lowtax threads resulted in a lot of duplicated content at least before Lowtax and SA parted ways last year. It would, however allow us to continue watching Kevin should he ever finally get thrown off the ranch.

My thinking behind my previous post about a subforum (in my defence I was high AF at the time, do you think I'd willingly @ Null while sober?) was that it would allow us to have proper threads on the likes of Penny, Bonnie and Josie, all of whom are coming across as dangerously unhinged and are putting out much more content than they were a year ago. The mode_view thread kept getting lost because the main lolcow forum moves so quickly, it would be nice to keep them in one place.

Josie is my new favourite tranchero by the way. He's a seething, heavily armed ball of resentment, entitlement, narcissism and homicidal rage. One to watch.
Josie is my fave too, really hope we get more content from him. I think he'll only become more unhinged over time due to a combination of the fight the fash LARP and slowly realizing that the ranch is a dump that will never be sustainable.

I'd also kill for some Josie vs Kevin beef. I have a feeling they're not fond of eachother.
He's got the gun. Get some LSD in him and I'll claim my £5.
I think it would a powerful ending to this season of tranranch if Kevin wandered out into the desert on LSD in the finale.

It would be like that season of the L Word with Jenny hitchhiking on shrooms, except instead it's a fat guy in a dirty diaper and too-small pregnancy themed Christmas shirt.
 
How are they STILL obsessed with anime? In fact, how are ALL troons so obsessed with anime, regardless of age or background? Scientists need to get on this, the link is passed denying at this point!
Quote from the great Miyazaki:
"Some people spend their lives interested only in themselves. Almost all Japanese animation is produced with hardly any basis taken from observing real people, you know. It’s produced by humans who can’t stand looking at other humans. And that’s why the industry is full of otaku!"
 
I think the Tranch could support a full sub-forum now. There's, what, six permanent residents that we know of? One thread each, Kev might support more than one tbh. Plus Wedge, Mode_View, Meth Jesus, Yemeni Rambo and other individual hangers-on I'm sure can all support their own threads if we dig into them a bit (Mode_View already does). Plus there's a Tranch fanfiction thread in A&L, and I keep meaning to start my Rimworld LP with the Tranch crew. Plus there could be other containment threads for gun sperging, tranny sperging, Transformers sperging, animal/ranching sperging, all that stuff.

Strikes me that as things are right now, this thread alone generates more content than the Tommy Tooter and Brianna Wu subforums put together, and that's before everyone gets their own thread.

@Null what say you?
A new thread for the tranch would be nice to separate it from Kevin. However, it is far from deserving its own subforum in my opinion. Kevin and the tranch is just becoming too big a fish for a small pond, the answer isn't to throw it into the ocean.

But as for their own thread, why not? I'll put it off until Sunday to give me some time to ruminate on it. If you have any info that isn't in the OP right now, go ahead and send me a private message with it, too.

The pastrami simp allegedly fought some fash
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Kevin posted a new selfie
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Kevin's jawline is what motivates me to keep looking at these selfies.
 
Maybe I've been hitting /k/ and /x/ autismo too hard but I was thinking how nice it would be if some cryptid or paranormal innawoods monster was stalking them as a twist. Penny carries Kevin around spread eagle using it like cleansing sage the area with the amhole to scare it off. Elder troons (who are naturally only a year or so older than pennywise kek) tell them to cover their ears if they go out after dark as the terf spirits will shout your deadname and misgender you. Only the crowdfund can save ye now
 
Tenacious Unicorn Ranch grift-a-thon continues
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I think the best evidence that this whole thing is bullshit is the trancheros' greed. They raised $40,000 in a week with zero evidence and are begging hard for more.

I'm sure they're well aware they could raise $400,000 with a video of "the fash" trailing them into town or a screenshot of a death threat. After all, the people donating are likely the same rubes and simps who gave George Floyd $13 million and a 24k gold casket.

If they had any shred of evidence, they would post it in a heartbeat solely for the gibs.
 
How are they STILL obsessed with anime? In fact, how are ALL troons so obsessed with anime, regardless of age or background? Scientists need to get on this, the link is passed denying at this point!

In other news, could you guys save me a few days of scrolling and DM your sexiest/ favourite pics of Kevchan? I'm trying to decide what the best portrait reference would be. Cheers.

Mind the link, it's the only one I could dig up at the moment since I'm busy, but a doctor did this and got fucking dogpiled by people calling him transphobic. Anyone who tries to bring this connection up gets gone after.
 
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