Plagued Incels.is (Previously known as /r/incels) - Subreddit's banned, entitled Manchildren whine about why they can't get laid.

[Dyn]

Everyone laugh at the simp

But everyone's already laughing at you. The simp is not the one posting tearful rants about his crushing loneliness. The simp is not the one who is so deprived of human contact that he feels it deep in his gut as visceral, physical suffering. The simp is not the one seething with barely disguised hatred and resentment for half the human race because they have no reason to find him desirable. The simp is not the one who feels so worthless, so unloved and so misunderstood that the only place he can find to impotently vent about his inadequacy is a place specifically dedicated to mocking the emotional distress of people like him. The simp is, to be honest, not even simping. He's just some guy, like all the rest of us, pointing and laughing at the embarrassing failure who can't even keep from crying about his failures in the worst possible place to cry about them.

 

[off meds / online]

Everyone laugh at the simp
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why are you composing novels of text pretending to be an incel on kiwi farms dot com? like, what kind of enjoyment does that bring you? these aren't even copypastas, you're putting effort into these text walls and i genuinely can't see the entertainment value here.

 

[Miller Hayward]

But everyone's already laughing at you. The simp is not the one posting tearful rants about his crushing loneliness. The simp is not the one who is so deprived of human contact that he feels it deep in his gut as visceral, physical suffering. The simp is not the one seething with barely disguised hatred and resentment for half the human race because they have no reason to find him desirable. The simp is not the one who feels so worthless, so unloved and so misunderstood that the only place he can find to impotently vent about his inadequacy is a place specifically dedicated to mocking the emotional distress of people like him. The simp is, to be honest, not even simping. He's just some guy, like all the rest of us, pointing and laughing at the embarrassing failure who can't even keep from crying about his failures in the worst possible place to cry about them.

I honestly just love all the attention I get here. It fuels my ego.

 

[Rich Evans Apologist]

Everyone laugh at the simp

maybe assuming that the only reason anyone does anything is to get the PUSSY is why you can't get it or a bagel sandwich

my ego.

I wouldn't put "people made fun of me for being pathetic on an internet gangstalking website" on my mantle, but I'm guessing you're a little bereft of accomplishments anyways

why are you composing novels of text pretending to be an incel on kiwi farms dot com? like, what kind of enjoyment does that bring you? these aren't even copypastas, you're putting effort into these text walls and i genuinely can't see the entertainment value here.

 

[Dyn]

I honestly just love all the attention I get here. It fuels my ego.

Of course it does. The alternative is being ignored completely, right? We don't mind at all. You can keep right on making a spectacle of yourself here and we'll keep mocking and pitying you, until the time eventually comes that you finally decide that you can aim for more in life than mockery and pity.

 

[No Exit]

>Not wanting more cushin' for the pushin'
@NotArat I'm pretty sure you're an incel because you haven't come out of the closet yet.

 

[AnOminous]

You can keep right on making a spectacle of yourself here and we'll keep mocking and pitying you, until the time eventually comes that you finally decide that you can aim for more in life than mockery and pity.

He could put a revolver in his mouth and aim for his brainstem.

 

[YachieKicchou]

, alongside the fat guys of the world. you mixed up the +/-: 95% of fat guys get laid because they don't shoot above what they can get

Fat guys fuck because most fat guys learn they can make up for looks with pure charisma. If you can't do that you're fucked so you have to adapt and overcome.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I'm a 23 year old incel. That is the truth. I've never had sex, never kissed a girl and never held hands with a girl. I've been trying to get laid by swiping right on every girl on Tinder, but I only match with the most repulsive fat chicks.

I even tried hiring an escort to lose my virginity, but the only escort in my area hasn't texted me back. I could have never imagined how hard it would be just to deposit my dick inside of some girl's coochie. The thing is that I'm not even ugly, I'm like an average guy.

6/10ths of the male population must be incel at this point. Women evolved to only want the best looking men and before social media, the amount of men the average female were exposed to were all the men in her general area, but now she's exposed to thousands of men and due to the evolved predisposition to go for the best looking men, only the top 20% of men get any success on dating apps and social media. That leaves the bottom 80% with almost nothing except for fat chicks and the deformed (I've literally only matched with fat chicks and chicks with facial deformities). I guarantee most of you guys are also incels too, but won't admit it. I bet you don't even try and say you're not an incel. Even if you did try, you wouldn't get no poon.

Life just fucking sucks. I wish I was having sex with the hottest women, I wish I was impregnating women, but instead I'm bored as shit trolling on the internet. Nothing is fun anymore. All I lust for is to be with a beautiful woman. Touch them, cuddle with them, kiss them, taste their bodies, taste their pussies, taste their armpits, and just smell them.

It's like only being able to look at images of the most delicious and satisfying food like steak, chicken, mashed potatoes, gravy, turkey, etc, but never getting the chance to ever eat it. You crave it, you constantly think about it, it makes your mouth water, and every fiber of your being craves it, but you will never have it and instead you're stuck eating bland unappetizing white rice. That's what it's like.

It's torture. It isn't fair.

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If you can't get laid these days with dating apps, you are either a socially awkward loser or your standards are ridiculously high.

PRO TIP: Make her laugh by being a cheeky bastard. Then, ask what she's looking for. Then mention you're looking for something casual. A lot of the time she will not be interested, but some times she will be. Also, try different dating apps since Tinder kind of sucks these days

 

[Miller Hayward]

If you can't get laid these days with dating apps, you are either a socially awkward loser or your standards are ridiculously high.

PRO TIP: Make her laugh by being a cheeky bastard. Then, ask what she's looking for. Then mention you're looking for something casual. A lot of the time she will not be interested, but some times she will be. Also, try different dating apps since Tinder kind of sucks these days

Woah, how haven't I thought of that? You're like a genius, bro.

I've tried it all, funny, quirky, confident, asshole, interesting, curious, etc. and they always reply with 1 word replies. I could write a 200 word paragraph and they would reply with "Cool, yeah". The most success I've had with girls talking with me is if I treated them like dirt. They probably have like 10 other guys they're talking to at the same time too.

I've also tried using handsome guys to see how they get treated and surprise, surprise.... The girl wouldn't leave me alone, she wouldn't stop talking and being real interested, initiating the conversation non-stop.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

NotArat is in the Nick Fuentes thread, mocking people for being incels, and that he is 'teh sex'.

And here he's larping as an incel who can't get laid.

 

[Montalbane]

NotArat is in the Nick Fuentes thread, mocking people for being incels, and that he is 'teh sex'.

And here he's larping as an incel who can't get laid.

But why? This retard is wasting time writing fresh pasta to achieve what goal? Pretending to be retarded?

 

[Love Thug's Hate]

But why? This retard is wasting time writing fresh pasta to achieve what goal? Pretending to be retarded?

Probably because his parents didn't give him enough attention so now he's forced to larp and act like an autist on online forums.

 

[Montalbane]

Probably because his parents didn't give him enough attention so now he's forced to larp and act like an autist on online forums.

So he's a regular user from here.

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

I wish I was having sex with the hottest women, I wish I was impregnating women, but instead I'm bored as shit trolling on the internet. Nothing is fun anymore. All I lust for is to be with a beautiful woman. Touch them, cuddle with them, kiss them, taste their bodies, taste their pussies, taste their armpits, and just smell them.

This is the most off-putting and unsympathetic expression of sexual frustration I've read in my entire life.

 

[Null]

@NotArat timestamped selfie with kiwi farms and your username on it or I'm banning you. DM me directly if you'd prefer, I promise I won't post it.

 

[CheezzyMach]

ehhh, I don't think so. for all their bluster about how women have it better, I think they'd rather stay sexless than attempt to be one.

Yeah terminally online troons only seem big on the internet.

 

[Miller Hayward]

@NotArat timestamped selfie with kiwi farms and your username on it or I'm banning you. DM me directly if you'd prefer, I promise I won't post it.

Sent. Please don't dox me.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Sent. Please don't dox me.

The absolute madman.

 

[Null]

@NotArat is definitely real but I think he underestimates himself.

In general, women can smell desperation. Tinder will also blacklist you if you swipe right on everyone as an anti-bot measure, which is an interesting caveat that has unintentionally vindicated the persecution complexes of a ton of mentally unwell people.

Drop your anger, find a hobby, invest yourself. If you keep being resentful and desperate you'll be alone forever. In my experience, I never successfully found women while actively looking for them. I always found them while doing something else and having them approach me. Dunno if that's how it works for everyone but it's 100% true with me. I struck out with everyone I approached but women who approached me would be very easy to get along with, and they weren't any less attractive or functional than the ones I sought out.

btw getting angry at women is 100% the fastest way to have them not be interested in you. They want safety and security more than anything else.