Trying to survive in a game you decided to play isn't some innocent blameless thing.
You could've chosen not to play, not to sign the contract, but he did - reap the rewards and all that shit.
You know, this is one of those times where doubling down would really help.
Jontron punching Suzy might sound believeable, but going on about how Jontron turned SGSS3 to punch Golden Suzy and they created a rift in time so now they are both punched and unpunched would be obvious to anyone BUT the most autistic, alienating said Virtue-signaling autists by either showing how willfully retarded they are just to have some retarded point or how they're actually retarded. Refuge in audacity and all that.