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Chantal casually shaving her cats arse on live, truly riveting.
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I have never in my life seen a person who was the literal embodiment of a horror movie the way Chantal is. She's like Halloween but all the time. The thing of it is, I can't even call her truly evil, she's just...creepy...and vile. And every time someone posts that makeupless, sootless pic from when she was still living at Bibi's it makes my skin crawl because she somehow manages to look like both a giant toothless baby and The Crypt Keeper all at once. And then she emits random ass sound effects like this and it's just.. *shudders*View attachment 1990623
What the hell?
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Okay, once again... what the hell?
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Okay so, I don't have a lot of experience working with living deathfats, but I have seen and worked with plenty of dead ones (usually men) and from what I've seen it's usually their heart that just gives out one day. In their sleep, if they were lucky. But I think men are more prone to heart attacks than women anyway, so my theory on how Chinny will die might be invalid. She definitely won't see 50, though. We picked up a woman one time who had died on a mattress on the floor. She 'only' weighed about 300, but I, a petite woman, could barely lift her legs onto the gurney, let alone my partner being able to lift her upper half. It took three people about half and hour to move her from the mattress to the floor to the gurney, through a narrow ass doorway and hallways (you have to strap the decedent in and sort of tilt the gurney up like in Frankenstein) to the van. On a hot summer night by the time we were through all of us were out of breath and sweating like crazy. Arduous, back breaking work, lifting the dead. Take care of yourselves and die at a healthy weight, guys. Save us non stiffs a lot of trouble.So the question is when and how? I’ve no experience with diabetes but from what I understand it’s a long death and I really don’t think she’ll live long enough for it to kill her? How do you think her end days are going to play out? She seems full of life at the moment but one small ankle injury could mean it’s over for her. She can’t see her feet so my bet is she trips on one of the cats, breaks a bone and suffocates as she can’t lie down / breath unassisted. It’s morbid but it’s also highly probable.
So let’s not discuss what she SHOULD do as she’s not going to do it. She’s eating herself to death live on camera and our only discussion now should be how long has she got and how it will happen. There’s really no other outcome than this.
So the question is when and how? I’ve no experience with diabetes but from what I understand it’s a long death and I really don’t think she’ll live long enough for it to kill her? How do you think her end days are going to play out?
So the question is when and how?
As Chopper Reid would say - "Eat a salad you fat bastard"
JFC , how hard is it , have an egg on toast for breakfast (2 eggs even) , have a salad or salad sandwich for lunch, and make meat/chicken and 3 veg for dinner. She will NEVER EVER loose weight. The mind just boggles how fucking hard is it to buy a loaf of bread, few eggs, some fresh meat and some veggies. I just face palm every time I see this shit.
She could have even saved up all them fast food containers from over the years, put them in there and trick her fat brain into thinking its takeaway! I have never in my life seen someone eat so much takeaway food.
Hey Fatso! NO everyone doesn't eat fast food a few times a week let alone a few times a day. You have every fucking kitchen appliance to make any meal you want, yet you choose takeaway, and then when it is a home cooked meal its full of that much fucking cheese and potatoes and sauces she may as well just get gravy delivered by the gallon at this point.
But baby steps ba
Awwww, look at the giant baby woman, neck-high at the kids table again, orally and anally fixated, shoving things in her big baby mouth with her polar bear paws. Where’s the baby’s bubbah at? How old is this gigantic infant again?Mexican food take out and chocolate wax bunnies. Seems like a good start to your health journey.View attachment 1990658View attachment 1990680View attachment 1990681
A big part of why men are more prone to heart attacks than women is that they tend to carry their fat in their abdomen instead of their ass/hips/fupa/thighs.Okay so, I don't have a lot of experience working with living deathfats, but I have seen and worked with plenty of dead ones (usually men) and from what I've seen it's usually their heart that just gives out one day. In their sleep, if they were lucky. But I think men are more prone to heart attacks than women anyway, so my theory on how Chinny will die might be invalid. She definitely won't see 50, though. We picked up a woman one time who had died on a mattress on the floor. She 'only' weighed about 300, but I, a petite woman, could barely lift her legs onto the gurney, let alone my partner being able to lift her upper half. It took three people about half and hour to move her from the mattress to the floor to the gurney, through a narrow ass doorway and hallways (you have to strap the decedent in and sort of tilt the gurney up like in Frankenstein) to the van. On a hot summer night by the time we were through all of us were out of breath and sweating like crazy. Arduous, back breaking work, lifting the dead. Take care of yourselves and die at a healthy weight, guys. Save us non stiffs a lot of trouble.
Edit: sorry for double posting
I wonder if it'll go down like in this video (there's the weight gain, the terrible teeth, the diabetes):So the question is when and how? I’ve no experience with diabetes but from what I understand it’s a long death and I really don’t think she’ll live long enough for it to kill her?
She stopped taking her Vyvanse for the same reason.She didn't like the way the Ozempic (supposedly) took the edge off of her appetite so she used cannabis to bring it back? What a maroon.
It’s exactly what multiple people on this forum say every cycle- she wants to be healthy at the height of her uncomfortable digestive symptoms. Her tummy hurts, she should think about changing her life.I'd give her a modicum of credit if she would just admit she only pays lip service to wanting to be healthy, that she will eat what she wants, when she wants, and in the quantity she wants, until she drops dead and they have to haul her out with a winch.
Heresy! Heresy I say! Yeah it's never going to happen. She's too much of a dainty kween to admit that to herself, in her heart of hearts she still thinks that one day, someone or some force (?) will come and magically take away the fat and leave her a skinny legend. Delusion at it's finest.I'd give her a modicum of credit if she would just admit she only pays lip service to wanting to be healthy, that she will eat what she wants, when she wants, and in the quantity she wants, until she drops dead and they have to haul her out with a winch.