US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[AnotherPleb]

The media is certainly no help. But the true point I was making is even reds don't want to vote full alt-right red and that's what happened. Just as you see now with Cornpop in power - the Dems are abandoning or eating those at the alt-left extreme. The country is so polarized these days that there is no longer a middle ground; just degrees of extremism on both sides. And no one wants the 100% extreme within their respective party.

You can thank the Lugenpresse for destroying the common ground.

 

[X Prime]

The media is certainly no help. But the true point I was making is even reds don't want to vote full alt-right red and that's what happened. Just as you see now with Cornpop in power - the Dems are abandoning or eating those at the alt-left extreme. The country is so polarized these days that there is no longer a middle ground; just degrees of extremism on both sides. And no one wants the 100% extreme within their respective party.

Sounds to me like they're falling for incrementalism.

Well that's fine, once they go a more permanent blue they'll reap what they have sown.

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Rent is trending on twitter, and one of the first results is this:

https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1370411955173912576

85% of American households will get direct checks from the American Rescue Plan. For so many Americans, that means they can pay the rent. That means they can put food on the table. Share below what the American Rescue Plan will do for you.

It didn't take long for me to find this lunacy after that.

https://twitter.com/ReallyAmerican1/status/1370481666444161024

You want to cancel something? Cancel RENT for a while.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Spoiler: Article Text

telegraph.co.uk

President Biden is crumbling before our eyes​

Dominic Green 12 March 2021 • 12:14pm

4-5 minutes

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Joe Biden’s decline has become so painful to see and so embarrassing to watch that it feels cruel to mention it. But it’s even more cruel that Biden’s team act as if it’s not happening, and most of America’s media look the other way.

On Thursday night, Biden marked the first anniversary of the Covid-19 shutdowns and his fiftieth day in the White House by giving the first televised address of his presidency. He hadn’t been seen in public for three days.

From the moment he wheezed up to the lectern and peered into the camera, you could tell Biden was on top form: croaky sentiment, sporadic belligerence, and only the occasional moment when he looked oddly distant and perplexed.

He got through twenty minutes, then tottered off without taking any questions. This is how low the bar now is for Biden. And we can see how hard Biden has to fight, and what a long run-up he requires, if he is to clear it.

We can see it in his struggle to follow the simple lines on his autocue, and in his bungling of the simplest ad-libs. We see it in the clips of his increasingly desperate handlers trying to block him from questions at his rare and carefully managed appearances before the cameras. Most of all, we see it in his eyes.

“What am I doing here?” Biden asked after fumbling his autocue lines in an address in Texas in late February. He reached for the cue cards that are now his constant companion. “I’m gonna lose track here.”

Biden’s supporters call him “gaffe-prone”. It’s true: he’s always thought with his mouth open. It’s also true that he bravely overcame a speech impediment in childhood, and that anxiety and age can cause a stutter to recur. But these aren’t gaffes or stutters.

Compare how he moves and sounds now to how he was a year ago, let alone five years ago. Biden looks and sounds frail. He seems visibly distressed at his inability to carry out the simplest requirements of office – and at a time when the requirements are simpler than usual.

When Biden dodged the press during last year’s election campaign, his aides called it Covid-19 precautions. As the pandemic ends, he will run out of excuses for not travelling. He doesn’t look capable of leading an international summit, let alone taking the proverbial 3 a.m. phone call.

Earlier this week, the Commander-in-Chief forgot the name of the largest department in the US government, the Department of Defense, as well as the name of the man he recently appointed as its leader, Lloyd Austin.

“Thank you to the Sec… the former general… I keep calling him general… my… my… the guy who runs that outfit over there,” he flailed.

Biden is the first President in decades to reach fifty days in office without giving a press conference. He missed giving the traditional speech to Congress in February. His handlers refuse to name when he might talk to the press, and only offer that it’s “something he will do in the future”.

There’s only one possible explanation. Biden’s team don’t trust him to manage one of the simplest requirements of modern political office. But they know they can’t defer the reckoning.

The longer Biden waits, the more newsworthy his delayed appearance will be, and the greater the scrutiny of his performance. And once Biden has surrendered to the rising expectation that he speak live and unscripted, he will be expected to do it again, and again, just like any other President.

This presidency is turning into a theatre of cruelty. It can only end one way. Sooner or later, Biden will be caught in the spotlight. The Democrats who promoted an unfit candidate to America’s highest office, and the media who covered for him, will be exposed as having betrayed their responsibilities to the American people. The people’s trust in democratic institutions will decline further. And we will all be party to Biden’s public humiliation.
Dominic Green is deputy editor of The Spectator’s US edition.

It's almost like this was well known. Why's the capital have the national guard and barb wire again?

IIRC, The Spectator (where the author of this article comes from) leans right, anyways. I can only imagine that this was published in The Telegraph in order to broaden their consumerbase and perhaps serve as a call-out to Biden for spurning a press conference all at the same time.

That is to say, the news media has at best taken a break from their incessant Biden knobslobbing.

 

[gangweedfan]

SIGINT is a fucking hole you do not want to wander down. If you had any idea how far-reaching it all is, you would likely just live off in the woods and avoid contact with anyone outside your family ever again.

No... It cant be? The Patriots!?

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

No... It cant be? The Patriots!?

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Surely someone will "fact-check" this right?

I'm betting he does a joint conference with Cammie and she does all the talking. It's clear he's being set up to be replaced, but the question is whether he can make it another two years until Cameltoe takes over or not.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

No... It cant be? The la-li-lu-le-lo!?

What did he mean by this?

 

[AnotherPleb]

I'm betting he does a joint conference with Cammie and she does all the talking. It's clear he's being set up to be replaced, but the question is whether he can make it another two years until Cameltoe takes over or not.

Alzheimer's vs the entirety of the MSM...

Shit, that's a hard match to call.

 

[DeadFish]

Acid attacks, don't forget the acid attacks. Or do those not count because Mudslimes "Asians"?
!"

Woke capital's main source of power and control is the media. Acid attacks feed the smear machine so no. It gives them a victim to parade around and use to scare normies into compliance.

What trump did during 2016 election was do his own form of cancelling. Low energy Jeb. Lying Ted. Crooked hillary.

So do the same. Shitting Pants Nadler. Wine Fog Peolosi. Zombie Joe.

If the nick name sticks then it's just good or better then an acid attack.


To give you idea of the principal involved here's a run down:

Good idea
Causing a traffic jam on a bridge by re arranging detour signs.

Bad idea
Blowing up a bridge using C4.

Good idea
Using snow to block government building doors. This prevent government employees from using their facilities.

Bad idea
Doing a McVeigh the sequel


Good idea:
A digital raid like game stop stocks.

Bad idea:
Creating a computer virus to destroy wall street indexs

Good idea:
Make it rain over New York stock exchange using fake prop money. Watch the suits fist fight each other over it.

Bad idea:
Taking a glock and rain lead upon traders in the new York stock exchange.

In each example the good idea achieves the same out come as the bad one. Which is denying or disrupting the people you hate ability to force their will on you.

If you going to play rebel consider doing the good idea versions. The bad idea versions will be used as ammo for a propaganda win and validate the elites cracking down harder. Bad idea options validate their power. The good idea options don't.

 

[Salubrious]

Rent is trending on twitter, and one of the first results is this:

https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1370411955173912576

It didn't take long for me to find this lunacy after that.

https://twitter.com/ReallyAmerican1/status/1370481666444161024

You don't want to pay rent? Go live in your parent's basement like us Kiwis, errrr I mean like any other leaches.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Woke capital's main source of power and control is the media. Acid attacks feed the smear machine so no. It gives them a victim to parade around and use to scare normies into compliance.

What trump did during 2016 election was do his own form of cancelling. Low energy Jeb. Lying Ted. Crooked hillary.

So do the same. Shitting Pants Nadler. Wine Fog Peolosi. Zombie Joe.

If the nick name sticks then it's just good or better then an acid attack.


To give you idea of the principal involved here's a run down:

Good idea
Causing a traffic jam on a bridge by re arranging detour signs.

Bad idea
Blowing up a bridge using C4.

Good idea
Using snow to block government building doors. This prevent government employees from using their facilities.

Bad idea
Doing a McVeigh the sequel


Good idea:
A digital raid like game stop stocks.

Bad idea:
Creating a computer virus to destroy wall street indexs

Good idea:
Make it rain over New York stock exchange using fake prop money. Watch the suits fist fight each other over it.

Bad idea:
Taking a glock and rain lead upon traders in the new York stock exchange.

In each example the good idea achieves the same out come as the bad one. Which is denying or disrupting the people you hate ability to force their will on you.

If you going to play rebel consider doing the good idea versions. The bad idea versions will be used as ammo for a propaganda win and validate the elites cracking down harder. Bad idea options validate their power. The good idea options don't.

Nigga, it was just a joke at the Britbongs' expense, calm down lol.

 

[Snekposter]

Alzheimer's vs the entirety of the MSM...

Shit, that's a hard match to call.

Remember, Alzheimer's gets worse the more you stress out the person with it. Note how carefully they're handling Biden, and he's still mentally collapsing more and more every time he opens his mouth? My money's on Alzheimer's. All it takes is one unscripted thing and he's done for.

 

[Ruin]

Remember, Alzheimer's gets worse the more you stress out the person with it. Note how carefully they're handling Biden, and he's still mentally collapsing more and more every time he opens his mouth? My money's on Alzheimer's. All it takes is one unscripted thing and he's done for.

I think I posted this before but my second girlfriend in high school had her grandfather living with their family and he had Alzheimer's and acted exactly like Biden and I mean exactly the same. He'd mix up dates, times, names, was sexually inappropriate with just about everyone, and did this macho thing where he challenged me to fights/pushup contests followed by confusion and exhaustion.

Long story short he lived like a year after that and then died. Biden does not have very much time left.

 

[I.B. Niggin]

The smear campaigns here were off the hook and I was thankful when the election was over and I didn't have to hear the Mark Kelly eats Chinese bats for lunch everyday bullshit anymore. Martha McSally lost to him for exactly this reason - people get fatigued by the constant attack/mudslinging politics. Even when they did debate, this same shit would go on. Tell me how you're going to fix the issues affecting Arizona, I don't give a fuck if your opponent eats Chinese bats.

I can definitely vouch for this in Georgia. Warnock is a total fucking fraud and even I was getting sick of the Loeffler campaign constantly bringing up fighting the radical liberals every commerical break.

Is Biden ever going to have a press conference? It's not like the media will be pressuring him into one any time soon.

 

[AnotherPleb]

I think I posted this before but my second girlfriend in high school had her grandfather living with their family and he had Alzheimer's and acted exactly like Biden and I mean exactly the same. He'd mix up dates, times, names, was sexually inappropriate with just about everyone, and did this macho thing where he challenged me to fights/pushup contests followed by confusion and exhaustion.

Long story short he lived like a year after that and then died. Biden does not have very much time left.

Biden has the best medical care the world's ever seen and a lot of money wanting to see him live for two more years, How much time can those resources buy?

I can definitely vouch for this in Georgia. Warnock is a total fucking fraud and even I was getting sick of the Loeffler campaign constantly bringing up fighting the radical liberals every commerical break.

Is Biden ever going to have a press conference? It's not like the media will be pressuring him into one any time soon.

It depends on how much control Biden has over what he does, and he always has his handlers in arm's reach. I doubt we ever see one before he leaves office.

 

[Ruin]

Biden has the best medical care the world's ever seen and a lot of money wanting to see him live for two more years, How much time can those resources buy?

Not very much honestly. Alzheimer's is a progressive disease with the last stage effectively being brain death. There is no cure and the best drugs we have available can extend life by a few months at most.

If Alzheimer's is truly what Biden has none of his ill gotten gains will save him.

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

It would be hilarious if the most medical progress on Alzheimer's was caused by the Elite desperately trying to keep the Biden's brain going.

 

[Meat Target]

Biden has the best medical care the world's ever seen and a lot of money wanting to see him live for two more years, How much time can those resources buy?


It depends on how much control Biden has over what he does, and he always has his handlers in arm's reach. I doubt we ever see one before he leaves office.

Not very much honestly. Alzheimer's is a progressive disease with the last stage effectively being brain death. There is no cure and the best drugs we have available can extend life by a few months at most.

If Alzheimer's is truly what Biden has none of his ill gotten gains will save him.

It would be hilarious if the most medical progress on Alzheimer's was caused by the Elite desperately trying to keep the Biden's brain going.

I'm sure their copy of the Necronomicon is still free of dust from all they had to do to keep RBG kickin'.

 

[Snekposter]

Biden has the best medical care the world's ever seen and a lot of money wanting to see him live for two more years, How much time can those resources buy?

Not enough. He was fading even during the campaign and with the stress right now... Keep in mind he's almost certainly vaguely aware he's the President. And you wanna know what causes stress in people? Inability to perform their duties and tasks. He's probably stressing out every day over how he can't do a simple press conference... when he's coherent, that is. Things are just going to get faster and faster as his brain starts overloading more and more.