Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

Superman could become MovieBob for an entire arc.

Been there, done that.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I still don't believe he's ever dated anyone, much less gotten to first base. All of his stories have that "My secret Canadian girlfriend" vibe to them. If he ever had gotten anywhere with a woman, we'd never hear the end of it on Twitter.

I just assume he's overstating things like he always does. Like his "I can bench 300 pounds" tweet. When he says 'dated' he means he went to a restaurant alone and struck up a conversation with a waitress who was being polite for tips.

 

[Positron]

Another epic own to Tate Reeves. I have to look up what Little Nightmares is.


Marijuana:

Yet banning puberty blockers will totally kill our kids, right?

Bobby's favorite congressdamsel is in need of rescue again (Tablemag article)




No fucking idea; he seems to be saying offices are obsolete now that people are used to Zoom:

Who saw Up in the Air and what does Clooney's character do?

MCU:


Dob Chipman:

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

South Park, and a crossover with Tony Goldmark:

"Our peers in the industry"

Holy shit, my sides.

 

[Lensherr]

There's a good reason why the drop between The Force Awakens and The Last Jedi was so massive and also why The Rise of Skywalker was a billion dollar disappointment. "Passing the torch" only works if you actually show respect to what came before (see the success of the Creed spinoff series). The Disney trilogy did nothing but show contempt for the male characters of the OT and basically erased the accomplishments of Anakin and Luke Skywalker. The latter became a hermit sucking on green tit milk while abandoning his family and friends to die before his "redemption" arc that consisted of an astral projection that killed him. The fans obviously didn't like it and that's what left the eye boggling fall in the box office after the normies had their one weekend viewing.

I bring Star Wars up because Disney showed it can't handle torch passing and soft reboots properly for one of the most influential properties in the history of humanity. Given how obnoxiously woke it has become (poor Walt would hang his head in shame), I shudder to think what it would do to the MCU. It may be cliche capeshit and it certainly caused some horrible problems that the industry can't shake, but what it accomplished in terms of coherent storytelling and character moments, I think, are beyond commendable. Disney would eagerly torch all of that to start over and wouldn't hesitate to desecrate the older characters to make their woke replacements look better, fan opinions be damned. If it could do that to Han Solo and Luke Skywalker, then Iron Man, Thor, and Captain America are nowhere close to safe. Hell, I wouldn't count Chadwick Boseman's Black Panther as off limits.

In the grand scheme of it all, Bobert would, of course, praise to the nine divines because it's Disney and the Lefty trend setters would demand their acolytes praise it. He is one of the greatest sellouts and lapdogs in his field.

Marvel tried something like that in the comics with their new wave of woke replacements in the 2010s (such as RiRi Williams/Ironheart and Kamala Kahn/Ms. Marvel).

Personally, I'm dreading what Disney will do with the Alien, Predator, and Planet Of The Apes franchises now that they have access to all three of them (the latter especially, since the former two were already pretty fucked before Disney purchased Fox).

Blade Runner 2049 was pretty great, no matter how much Razorfist bitches about it.

The only other one I can think of that passes muster is Fury Road, and I don't know if that counts considering it was the same writer/director as the old Mad Max films.

Can't remember what Bob had to say about either of them, although I doubt it was anything interesting.

You can credit Denis Villenueve and George Miller's wicked imaginations and talent for that. I'd even go as far as to say that Fury Road is one of the very few competently made woke reboots (if you can call it a reboot depending on whether or not you consider Mel Gibson and Tom Hardy's respective Mad Maxes to be the same character).

That's funny because the CW "superman and lois" show had him get fired in episode 1 so he can now be a humble farmer in a small midwestern American town.

Holy shit, are the writers of this show reading Bob's tweets and just making superman the culmination of all the things he hates most?

At his heart, Clark Kent is just a simple farmboy from Kansas who stands for truth, justice, and the American way. Why Bob has such a seeming fondness for the character I'll never understand.

 

[King Dead]

Robert the Cassanova, who's even dated above his station, comments on male physique:
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You are an "it" if you want to stop children being poisoned and castrated.

Ah, Bob's pulling another one of his "insult other people's appearances with oblique references" bits, and of course he goes searching for as unflattering a picture as possible. Aside from the old glass houses adage, it's telling that you can find plenty of images of Tate Reeves looking perfectly normal, but it's literally impossible to find one of Bob where he doesn't look autistic, retarded, or just plain creepy.

Judge not, lest ye be judged, fatso.

Agitated gibberish:
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I already had plenty of reasons not to watch Wandavision (done with the MCU, not gonna subscribe to Disney+, already had the plot spoiled by that Drinker vid I linked earlier which made it sound okay at best and falling apart in the home stretch (so basically every MCU property)), but if I needed another one, Bob's incessant consoomerism would be it.

First off, I'd bet that for a large chunk of viewers, perhaps even the majority, Wandavision was nowhere close to their first "prestige format TV drama." And if it was, it was probably not the best introduction to the format. Since The Sopranos began airing, we've had roughly two decades of long-running TV shows with intricate plots, such that "peak TV" was coined a few years ago. And of course, you can go back even further to shows like Twin Peaks that proved that you could have a plot unfold over weeks and keep people engaged. Shit, how many people have binged Breaking Bad in the years it's been available to stream on Netflix? No way in fucking hell that most people who watched Wandavision haven't seen any of these, unless they're peak consoomer and literally only watch MCU drivel.

Furthermore, Bobby really doesn't give a shit that they interviewed women for the behind-the-scenes featurette. Maybe he does if he wants to bone them, but it's just more performative wokeness, something that he has to say in order to remain in the few good graces he has left. It never gets old to see "male feminists" trot out the "ugh, I'm so tired of men in [x]" line. Remember, kids, inside every male feminist beats the heart of a frustrated incel.

In summation, Disney ain't paying you jack shit to suck their dick, Blobbo, and that makes you even more pathetic.

 

[Adamska]

Sperging about something called Mojo:
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More MCU:
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Billy-Bob only knows who Mojo is either due to the TV show or because people have probably compared him to the guy due to their similarities.

It's obvious he just wiki'ed him to pretend he knows anything about the guy beyond what he saw on the TV, likely staring blankly with muddled and weak thoughts coursing through his smooth brain.

 

[Mr Snek]

At his heart, Clark Kent is just a simple farmboy from Kansas who stands for truth, justice, and the American way. Why Bob has such a seeming fondness for the character I'll never understand.

Probably because he saw a bunch of movies and cartoons about him when he was growing up. Also, he's the DC hero who's the least edgy. Bob also has his own bizarre kind of patriotism, because he sees America as the most important and influential country on earth while also hating everything the country is built on. I guess you could say he's a patriot of corporate America.

 

[Lensherr]

Ah, Bob's pulling another one of his "insult other people's appearances with oblique references" bits, and of course he goes searching for as unflattering a picture as possible. Aside from the old glass houses adage, it's telling that you can find plenty of images of Tate Reeves looking perfectly normal, but it's literally impossible to find one of Bob where he doesn't look autistic, retarded, or just plain creepy.

Judge not, lest ye be judged, fatso.

I already had plenty of reasons not to watch Wandavision (done with the MCU, not gonna subscribe to Disney+, already had the plot spoiled by that Drinker vid I linked earlier which made it sound okay at best and falling apart in the home stretch (so basically every MCU property)), but if I needed another one, Bob's incessant consoomerism would be it.

First off, I'd bet that for a large chunk of viewers, perhaps even the majority, Wandavision was nowhere close to their first "prestige format TV drama." And if it was, it was probably not the best introduction to the format. Since The Sopranos began airing, we've had roughly two decades of long-running TV shows with intricate plots, such that "peak TV" was coined a few years ago. And of course, you can go back even further to shows like Twin Peaks that proved that you could have a plot unfold over weeks and keep people engaged. Shit, how many people have binged Breaking Bad in the years it's been available to stream on Netflix? No way in fucking hell that most people who watched Wandavision haven't seen any of these, unless they're peak consoomer and literally only watch MCU drivel.

Furthermore, Bobby really doesn't give a shit that they interviewed women for the behind-the-scenes featurette. Maybe he does if he wants to bone them, but it's just more performative wokeness, something that he has to say in order to remain in the few good graces he has left. It never gets old to see "male feminists" trot out the "ugh, I'm so tired of men in [x]" line. Remember, kids, inside every male feminist beats the heart of a frustrated incel.

In summation, Disney ain't paying you jack shit to suck their dick, Blobbo, and that makes you even more pathetic.

At his core, Bob is a literal fucking child. Like, he's a 40 year-old with the brain of a 15 year-old. No scratch that: 15 year-olds would probably be able to comprehend Breaking Bad and The Sopranos better than this fat tard. Or at leas they'd be genuinely interested in them, if only because of all the "cool" adult content like tits, violence, and profanity. Bob meanwhile is perpetually stuck in the stage where all he requires to keep him entertained is characters in colorful spandex punching each other while bright colors flash onscreen while simultaneously reinforcing his childish black and white worldview.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Personally, I'm dreading what Disney will do with the Alien, Predator, and Planet Of The Apes franchises now that they have access to all three of them (the latter especially, since the former two were already pretty fucked before Disney purchased Fox).

I don't think there's anything Disney can do to the Predator or Alien franchises that hasn't already been done. Those series have been fucked in every hole. Maybe they'll add them to STAAAAAAAAAR WAAAAAAAAAARS!!! YEAH I FUCKING LOVE STAR WAAAAAAARS!!!

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

At his heart, Clark Kent is just a simple farmboy from Kansas who stands for truth, justice, and the American way. Why Bob has such a seeming fondness for the character I'll never understand.

Because Bob desires he can be Superman, and use his powers to exterminate the undesirable. This is the same man that had a hard-on for Nazi Supergirl. I don't doubt for one second in his stupid mind, he thinks he deserves to have that kind of power than even Clark. The closest thing to Bob's image of Superman becoming a reality is Injustice Superman, but without the sympathetic background, or motivation behind it. The same goes with Spider-man. He wants all the power, but not the responsibility.

 

[Lensherr]

Because Bob desires he can be Superman, and use his powers to exterminate the undesirable. This is the same man that had a hard-on for Nazi Supergirl. I don't doubt for one second in his stupid mind, he thinks he deserves to have that kind of power than even Clark. The closest thing to Bob's image of Superman becoming a reality is Injustice Superman, but without the sympathetic background, or motivation behind it. The same goes with Spider-man. He wants all the power, but not the responsibility.

So what you're saying is that Bob would be Homelander from The Boys if he acquired Superman's powers.

 

[Mola Ram]

So what you're saying is that Bob would be Homelander from The Boys if he acquired Superman's powers.

But he'd really be Bobby Badoing.

 

[Quixotic Man]

So what you're saying is that Bob would be Homelander from The Boys if he acquired Superman's powers.

Bob wouldn't have the ability to keep a false front like Homelander does. He would go out and publicly execute mayo ghouls and expect to be praised for it.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I got nothing.

 

[Tronathon242]

I still don't believe he's ever dated anyone, much less gotten to first base. All of his stories have that "My secret Canadian girlfriend" vibe to them. If he ever had gotten anywhere with a woman, we'd never hear the end of it on Twitter.

I think he knows that if he tried to describe sex he would be exposed because it would be readily obvious that he hasn't had it. The fact that he won't confirm or deny anything is absolute proof of this.

 

[No Exit]

I got nothing.
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I think all that fat is putting too much pressure on his brain.

 

[Mr Snek]

I got nothing.
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tl;dr Bob hates Shrek for shitting on Disney movies and thinks that it's conservative propaganda.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Because Bob desires he can be Superman, and use his powers to exterminate the undesirable. This is the same man that had a hard-on for Nazi Supergirl. I don't doubt for one second in his stupid mind, he thinks he deserves to have that kind of power than even Clark. The closest thing to Bob's image of Superman becoming a reality is Injustice Superman, but without the sympathetic background, or motivation behind it. The same goes with Spider-man. He wants all the power, but not the responsibility.

Exactly!

One thing, I noticed about people like Bob(manchildren, nerds, tards, sjws/feminists) is that they crave power like the characters in their favorite shows and movies. Superpowers.

Bob and his ilk want the power and the benefits that come with it. But they don’t understand what it means to have it.

They also don’t understand that it’s not the power that makes them special.

Like Spider-Man’s greatest power isn’t his superpowers, it’s his character. His heart and mind. He’s a genius with a good heart who just wants to help others. That’s what makes him a hero.

I know I sound cheesy here but it’s true.

 

[The tired cat]

Exactly!

One thing, I noticed about people like Bob(manchildren, nerds, tards, sjws/feminists) is that they crave power like the characters in their favorite shows and movies. Superpowers.

Bob and his ilk want the power and the benefits that come with it. But they don’t understand what it means to have it.

They also don’t understand that it’s not the power that makes them special.

Like Spider-Man’s greatest power isn’t his superpowers, it’s his character. His heart and mind. He’s a genius with a good heart who just wants to help others. That’s what makes him a hero.

I know I sound cheesy here but it’s true.

Ya know, people give the game Bad Day L.A. shit (and rightfully so), but oddly enough the game did have that specific part where Bob like types get super powers and they started killing "everyone who made fun of them" and the player needs to stop them.