Dave Hopkins - Furry Rape Fetishist

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The Berenstain Bears.... GO TO HELL
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While the art is definitely drawn by a better artist, the story is still completely asinine.

Also, given the somewhat better art, with all the button down shirts and the blasé landscape, I don’t quite understand why heaven appears to be A low budget community college.

.... and a Wrath of Kahn reference? Seriously?
 
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Dear Abby,
It has been two days and I am 3/4ths of the way though the sprawling creation known as Jack. The lack of any real purpose or meaning other than a noisome cacophony of edgecore furry violence and softcore furry porn has made it feel like a true eternity. Tell my son I love him, for even now I can feel the muppet demons from Labyrinth tearing at my soul the longer I read Hazbin Hotel as told by Jack T. Chick. Please do not weep for me, for I can no longer feel grief and brought this ceaseless nightmare upon my own self; I am content in my emptiness and feel nothing for the remaining suffering laid before me.
Sincerely yours,
Pukebucket, ESQ.

P.S. Dave can you please stop mentioning better writers to compare yourself to them for ten goddamn minutes. Bringing up Mary Shelly during your absurd resurrection plot to give the impression you're a cultured scholar did nothing but spoil the entire twist, especially after you blew your load on other authors every other arc up to that point.
 
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WalterPresson96 said:
Hey everybody, Dave has a new website:http://jackrabbit.thecomicseries.com
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Interesting, the Games We Play in Hell arc that he took down on the original site, claiming he was ashamed by the content of it in hindsight, is back; complete with the infamous Musical Holes scene.

Guess it must have been the previous hosts that encouraged him to take it down.
 
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GentlemanFaggot said:
Interesting, the Games We Play in Hell arc that he took down on the original site, claiming he was ashamed by the content of it in hindsight, is back; complete with the infamous Musical Holes scene.

Guess it must have been the previous hosts that encouraged him to take it down.
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“Musical holes”

I hate the fact that I know what that is.
 
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One truly cannot understand Dave and his....'legacy'....without being able to access Musical Holes as the example of his work best to show of his interests and lolcow merit. So I feel that its-re-inclusion is like a 'nature is healing' kind of moment.
 
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One truly cannot understand Dave and his....'legacy'....without being able to access Musical Holes as the example of his work best to show of his interests and lolcow merit. So I feel that its-re-inclusion is like a 'nature is healing' kind of moment.
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The whole chapter is THE best example of early 00s edge.

Loads and loads of rape that the creator is clearly jacking off to, one of the WTC towers ending up in hell...it's brilliant.
 
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I don't think anyone wants ownership of these characters, though. Maybe the furries will find unity in not wanting to be associated with this guy and his whackjob works.
 
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Vatred said:
Sorry to necropost, just wanted to share the news that many of the characters have now been released into the public domain. The comic has now been revived in order to approach the end of the series.
(Edit because am rarted and I reposted pre-existing information)

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Lol at that last witness signature. Who signs their name like that? Is that from some random 6 year old?
Now I’m concerned that he might be around children or the mentally handicapped.
 
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Greetings. This is Matt, aka Katie's ex. I really can't speak to any accusations made against Dave. I met him and Katie in the hallway of one AC. Katie looked at me. I don't think Dave knew who I was.

I will fully admit I wasn't ready for a relationship when we were together and I've done a few things subsequently to piss her off even more. She was interested in me, loved me, and I fucked it all up. I want Katie to be safe, and to talk to her again, but that'll probably never happen.
 
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Cyberwuffy said:
Greetings. This is Matt, aka Katie's ex. I really can't speak to any accusations made against Dave. I met him and Katie in the hallway of one AC. Katie looked at me. I don't think Dave knew who I was.

I will fully admit I wasn't ready for a relationship when we were together and I've done a few things subsequently to piss her off even more. She was interested in me, loved me, and I fucked it all up. I want Katie to be safe, and to talk to her again, but that'll probably never happen.
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Are you the one Hopkins always referred to as a dolphin-fucker in the comics or something? Been awhile since I read them.
 
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Cyberwuffy said:
Greetings. This is Matt, aka Katie's ex. I really can't speak to any accusations made against Dave. I met him and Katie in the hallway of one AC. Katie looked at me. I don't think Dave knew who I was.

I will fully admit I wasn't ready for a relationship when we were together and I've done a few things subsequently to piss her off even more. She was interested in me, loved me, and I fucked it all up. I want Katie to be safe, and to talk to her again, but that'll probably never happen.
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Proof or gtfo
 
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