DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[ReentryPhantom]

It has to be a new job. He said he doesn't know Kat's aspirations for a promotion so its definitely not a promotion. And she works at a grocery store so either she was in the stock room (doubt it since she seems weak to lift a box) or cashier, so what new position would she have if it wasn't a promotion to supervisor. I bet Kat reads KFs and saw that people know what she does as a job and the location, thus decided to get a new job. Now she needs to make sure her dumbass husband doesn't dox her again lol

She worked as a cashier in the apparel section.

 

[Jasper2K]

More Fightcade ducking. Add "My stick won't work" and "My computer can't handle streaming and playing it" to the list of excuses as to why he doesn't wanna get exposed on Fightcade.

Phil would get globbered in any fighting game against any reputable player. Would be fun watching him squirm tho and be called out for his typical excuses.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Phil is complaining about the new gun he's using. Apparently he "won't be effective for a long time until [he] unlocks shit." He is completely helpless without the thermal scope which is the very last thing you unlock. Good thing he used a Double Weapon XP token during one of his previous sessions when he was still using the Krig (which was already max level).

He is fucking blind without that thermal scope. Well okay he's legally blind either way but without the scope highlighting everyone for him they might as well be in optical camo.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Phil's controller just died and he is completely dumbfounded.

"Is the game glitched?"

EDIT: Yup, blaming CoD. It couldn't be his precious PS5. He is such a Sony dick rider.

 

[OJ Simpson]

Is it really taking him this fucking long to just restart his console? Dude needs to make a show out of everything. Not saying that's the fix but God damn, sensible people's troubleshooting instincts generally kick in pretty quick.

 

[UaineRunei]

No joke, he (joyful_wallet) left the stream after this. But it's good to know that Phil and his mods don't ban people using racial slurs. Good job, Anonymouse!

 

[SojiroSakura]

Uh oh, is joyful_cuck mad that no one else is giving dsp money?

 

[Jasper2K]

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Where is OIC when you need him? He could've got modship*Whale calls* Huh whales must be migrating

 

[wahkando]

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I mean we obviously knew this guy was mentally ill due to how much cash he threw at Phil, but jesus christ

 

[SauceRyuKen]

Or maybe it's just a red herring so he can think of himself as a manipulator: "Look what I made those idiots on Kiwifarms do... they're analyzing emo song lyrics to deduce my state of mind".

Maybe, just maybe, Anonymouse is the furfag we all know him to be.

It seems likely, yes. Back in the day Tut definitely sent out messages via this sort of autistic thing.

... To be honest, I looked up the song and it was just so edgy and bad I could hardly resist. The guy that wrote it was probably an lahlcau. It spoke to me. Got all my four pieces vibrating. Send help.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Knowing Phil loves to exaggerate shit and make up things to procrastinate (switching his autistic schedule) and him slippin about Khet getting a new job. She, to me, probably got worked to a different section like deli or something. That requires some training but probably not as much as he makes it to be.

She might be between jobs. Hard to tell with his deliberate words and semantics. Possibly doesn't even have a job at the moment which is why it's taking him two fuckin' weeks to give a good answer(but you better not ask anymore because that's none of your business).

Or he's making shit up for no reason.

 

[SPhobos]

Or they're so distant from one another that he doesn't even fucking know or care what she's up to and only notices her around when she is either there or not there to cook for him.

 

[PieceofShet]

People said joyful retarded said something racist in chat... dsp leaned to the laptop for minutes to go back and find what he said... instead of banning him, he gave him a warning. OFC he wont ban him, he gives him money.

This is after he said he wont tolerate racism. Zero tolerance... unless you are a whale.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Where is OIC when you need him? He could've got modship*Whale calls* Huh whales must be migrating

Most likely whaling it up with some female streamer. OIC loves the attention and I doubt Phil is the only person he is trying to mooch it off of.

 

[Banned in 49 States]

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No joke, he (joyful_wallet) left the stream after this. But it's good to know that Phil and his mods don't ban people using racial slurs. Good job, Anonymouse!

No love or acceptance for me and my niggas, huh, Anony?

I'm glad us niggas are welcome here, I tell you what.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

People said joyful retarded said something racist in chat... dsp leaned to the laptop for minutes to go back and find what he said... instead of banning him, he gave him a warning. OFC he wont ban him, he gives him money.

This is after he said he wont tolerate racism. Zero tolerance... unless you are a whale.

Phil said: "Oh I see, he didn't say what you guys were saying he said, but what he said was still bad." Then he gave him a verbal warning.

People in Phil's chat said that Joyful said something racist and that something was the "n-word". Call me old fashioned, but nigga with a soft 'a' is still the n-word.

Also Skill-based matchmaking "just kicked in" so now the game is laggy and terrible and there's no point in playing.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

People said joyful retarded said something racist in chat... dsp leaned to the laptop for minutes to go back and find what he said... instead of banning him, he gave him a warning. OFC he wont ban him, he gives him money.

This is after he said he wont tolerate racism. Zero tolerance... unless you are a whale.

I hear joyful openly shit talk Phil that he will complain about lag as a joke wager. Phil went with that punch instead of blasting him. Boy, the privileges of giving him money!

 

[Keefer]

Or they're so distant from one another that he doesn't even fucking know or care what she's up to and only notices her around when she is either there or not there to cook for him.

C'mon now, they're soulmates. She told him things no other woman has, such as "No, Phil, I don't find you hideously repulsive." and "No, I'm not flinching when you try to kiss me."

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

I hear joyful openly shit talk Phil that he will complain about lag as a joke wager. Phil went with that punch instead of blasting him. Boy, the privileges of giving him money!

Imagine paying Phil protection money so you can dunk on him in chat instead of just making a Twitter/Reddit/KF account and doing it for free.

Most likely whaling it up with some female streamer. OIC loves the attention and I doubt Phil is the only person he is trying to mooch it off of.

OIC seems like the type of retard to whale for BadBunny.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I hear joyful openly shit talk Phil that he will complain about lag as a joke wager. Phil went with that punch instead of blasting him. Boy, the privileges of giving him money!

He's a VIP - Very Important Paypig