US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Sekirodiealot]

Its kind of hilarious how they're shielding him. No State of the Union, no press conferences. Jesus christ, how long do they expect him to last? I knew he was in bad shape, but not THIS bad. They told Joe Biden they were going to put him in a home, he just didn't realize it was the White House.

We're in an entirely new arena where the executive branch is no longer run by the President or the VP, its run by the DNC. Its like a political machine on a national scale.

But he doesn't tweet so he's automatically better!

 

[Random Internet Person]

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So America is turning into South Africa.

Trannies can't handle mean words on the internet, so who's bright idea was it thinking they'd handle a war zone any better?

Also, where would they get their gender-reassignment surgery, at the VA? Good luck with that.

I think some have said here the trans people aren’t going to see a day on the front lines.

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

Trannies can't handle mean words on the internet, so who's bright idea was it thinking they'd handle a war zone any better?

Also, where would they get their gender-reassignment surgery, at the VA? Good luck with that.

The MIC running these wars are convinced that all future military conflicts can be handled mostly by guys going to a drone trailer in the homeland, game controller in hand, like it's a regular 9 to 5.

They should take it to the Supreme Co-

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

But he doesn't tweet so he's automatically better!

 

[Corpun]

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Surely someone will "fact-check" this right?

Truth is mixed, while the statement is true if we expand it to all Presidents, William Harrison never delivered a press conference for his whole term, just ignore it was only a few months for the narrative.

My own grandmother has this and she is moderate stage, I have been over at her house watching TV with her with Biden on and even she has said " something is wrong with that man, his memory is almost worse than mine". She is 91 today and she notices something is really off with the president.

My grandmother was slipping a year or so before she passed away and she could still recollect a lot of stuff, it was mostly forgetting to turn the sink or lights off, etc. I can only imagine the amount of tard wrangling Biden will be needing soon.

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You asked for this cunt.

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There's been some talk about progressive stuff going into overdrive with Biden in, but I think this takes the cake.

I never thought I'd exist in a world where people who ritually sacrifice captives were good guys.

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Literally calling for a white genocide.

They are really pushing hard for some IRL fedposts aren't they?

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Of course it is Warnock. Isn't he the one who wants to give black people farmland as if farming is some incredibly easy thing to do and doesn't take a lot of effort and resources? I assume it would end up either like Zimbabwe where food output plummeted because the African farmers used different methods compared to the reacquired white farmlands they received or they just sell off the farmland to the highest bidder, read corporations, Chinese businessmen, and the billionaire class. Constitutionality doesn't matter anymore anyways so I'd expect that bill to pass.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

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The last 51 days of the Roman Empire, East and West were more successful than Biden's presidency so far and probably the entire term.

 

[JosephStalin]

Nobody cares because Biden is a 'progressive' and conservatives are the evil ones.
>2k checks to 1.4k checks (the more hilarious part is its 1.4k because of Mitch McConnell, so he's basically siding with Republicans).
>No student loan debt relief
>More Involvement in Syria
>Weak stimulus bill that is basically so full of pork it'd give someone a heart attack
>Ignoring Border Crisis because Optics
>Identical handling of COVID, probably more lockdowns for a 'year'
>No press conference or State of the Union
>Clearly incapacitated and can only work for shorter and shorter amounts of time.

It's barely been two months.

Long since enough to puke a dog off a gutwagon. Let's not forget gas going up sixty-seventy cents a gallon since 20 January.

Believe it or not, have no problem with minority farmers getting that aid. Recommend reading Successful Farming magazine. I get it. Recently had a story about the problems some black farmers had in conducting business with the USDA and with banks. As I understand it, most black-owned farms are rather smaller than most white-owned farms, and overall aren't capitalized as well. Financially they seem to run closer to the edge than most white-owned farms. Why not give these farmers a hand up and a fair shake? Looks like that's all they are asking for. That aid is likely to come back to us in the form of additional production, more and better topsoil, better use of water, etc.

Don't bitch about any assistance ANY farmer gets unless you've spent some time on a farm. Farming is hard work. Labor and capital-intensive. Lived on a small farm as a kid. Shoveled shit, put up hay and straw, etc. No weekends or holidays off if you have animals. If a farmer somewhere doesn't grow it, you won't have it to eat. Remember that.

 

[Secret Asshole]

Long since enough to puke a dog off a gutwagon. Let's not forget gas going up sixty-seventy cents a gallon since 20 January.

Cancelling Keystone was so monumentally retarded, it boggles my mind. I guarantee the next President will restart it.

 

[Shield Breaker]

see if hell just froze over.

It did a few weeks ago. Didn't you read about it in the news?

Cancelling Keystone was so monumentally retarded, it boggles my mind. I guarantee the next President will restart it.

The next president will be Kamala when Joe dies.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Sorry Mom I had to do it

 

[NyQuilninja]

If enlisted woman are considered government property are their unborn children as well?

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

If enlisted woman are considered government property are their unborn children as well?

Big Thunk

 

[NyQuilninja]

Big Thunk

This how the super solider program begins

 

[verissimus]

If enlisted woman are considered government property are their unborn children as well?

Don't give them any ideas.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

If enlisted woman are considered government property are their unborn children as well?

The Imperium will finally become reality if that happnens.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Don't give them any ideas.

Uncle joe personally sniffs each one for quality purposes

 

[Snekposter]

From what I've heard, Atzlan is more of the homeland of the Aztec people, and activists say it also includes land taken from the US, to the point where some say entire states could be taken whether by secession or seizing or conceding.

But there's also a part of me that makes me think this shit is something that's only advocated by the activists in Berkely, NY, and SF.

There's also another part that thinks this whole thing is fake Poe's Law shit or at least DOA because it's that on its face ridiculous.

Na. Way long ago in the days of Gray Davis and the Governator Cruz Bustamante got called out on air by Mark Levin about his membership in MEChA, and their lovely motto of "For those inside the Race, everything, for those outside the Race, nothing." This Aztlan bullshit is old and sadly fairly well entrenched among many Hispanics in California, and indirectly encouraged by the Mexican government (along with various other anti-integration cultural programs) for obvious reasons.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Biden voter cope is funny shit.

The eternal Trump cope even as he becomes totally irrelevant from seething snobs such as yourself is 100x more funny. I'm glad Biden doesn't have a cult of personality like the one fascist tryhards like you are in.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

Biden doesn't have a cult of personality

 

[Scale Smerch]

Its kind of hilarious how they're shielding him. No State of the Union, no press conferences. Jesus christ, how long do they expect him to last? I knew he was in bad shape, but not THIS bad. They told Joe Biden they were going to put him in a home, he just didn't realize it was the White House.

The problem for them is he - as in Biden and Biden alone - has to give a State of the Union sometime soon, it's constitutionally mandated. Now of course it doesn't actually have to be an address before Congress (the trend only started under Wilson I believe), but even the Dems will have one hell of a time trying to spin a paper report as somehow acceptable in this day and age.