Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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jack jr married the first girl who hugged him because he wanted to get laid. period

no other reason
Ofc, he did that, don't forget the Scalfani's are super duper christians, so no pipe laying before marriage.

Jack will play Truck Man. That means he sits there in a chair next to the moving van with a shotgun so that no darkies come over and steal Jr's kicks when he's bringing stuff up to his new apartment.
How the hell should the one armed retard Jack use a shotgun? I don't know what's more frightening him holding a Remington 870 with his one hand or alone the thought that this inept retard has access to weapons at all.
TBH, Jack is exactly the kind of retard who gets shot with his own gun by a burglar, not that this wouldn't have happenend before.
 
Edit: Jack has lost 20 pounds since the start of the year and is down to 269
Let's take this at face value for a moment. It means Jack lost some weight at the beginning of his current diet and then hit a plateau, which is impossible for someone who's just begun a diet unless, of course, he's cheating. The weight literally falls off of you when you start dieting, because there's so much water that you carry. Jack is, once again, lying.
 
He even addresses it in the new song, how he was griding, working, and got himself a spouse. Jr flexes a lot, but it has no weight behind it, and if he thinks his white bread, suburban lifestyle is going to draw anything but a mild chuckle from an audience of hip-hop fans...

Getting married isn't a flex. Renting an apartment isn't a flex. Getting gifted Jordan's isn't a flex. I said it before: the best rappers out there started at nothing and didn't have mommy or daddy to trust fund them to greatness.

EDIT: Looking at it now, flexing as a Christian rapper seems kind of... hypocritical. For all his flexing on the haters, he REALLY ought to read up on his scripture and understand that the entirety of Proverbs chapter 11 could be used against him.

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Yeah I think this is what I find the most grating about a lot of his persona. He wants his audience to think he is really cool and hard for just staying in a suburb and getting married/probably soon to knock up literally the first person he has dated. I guess this would be clout in 1952 but I'm not as envious of him as he thinks I should be.
 
Let's take this at face value for a moment. It means Jack lost some weight at the beginning of his current diet and then hit a plateau, which is impossible for someone who's just begun a diet unless, of course, he's cheating. The weight literally falls off of you when you start dieting, because there's so much water that you carry. Jack is, once again, lying.
We already saw the water weight come off from the first time he showed the chart. In fact, you can still see (part of?) it in the recent chart. It comes off in a few days and no one has 20 lbs of water weight. If it wasn't Jack here, the overall reported weight loss would be pretty reasonable for someone of that size. But because it is Jack, we have to take everything with a heaping tablespoon of salt.
 
I think it's within the realm of possibility that he's not lying about the weight. Keep in mind Jack is, if i recall, a manlet and probably has no appreciable muscle mass between having been off his legs for months after the knee surgery and one of his arms being a useless bag of edema fluid. So his actual weight could be much lower than one might think based off of how fucking fat he looks.

But he's probably lying.
 
I think it's within the realm of possibility that he's not lying about the weight. Keep in mind Jack is, if i recall, a manlet and probably has no appreciable muscle mass between having been off his legs for months after the knee surgery and one of his arms being a useless bag of edema fluid. So his actual weight could be much lower than one might think based off of how fucking fat he looks.

But he's probably lying.
He looks as fat as ever. I think we'd notice if almost ten percent of his weight disappeared. But the proof is in the pudding - time for a live weigh-in, Jack.
 
We already saw the water weight come off from the first time he showed the chart. In fact, you can still see (part of?) it in the recent chart. It comes off in a few days and no one has 20 lbs of water weight. If it wasn't Jack here, the overall reported weight loss would be pretty reasonable for someone of that size. But because it is Jack, we have to take everything with a heaping tablespoon of salt.
I'm honestly willing to give Jack the BOTD on his weight loss in all honesty. The combination of Water weight, dumps, fat and muscle could easily amount to 20lbs. Hell, the people on my 600lb life are expected to lose about 50lbs per month lying in bed all day and eating approx. 1,000cals. Jack's TDEE is approx 2,500cals and if I'm correct (please correct me if i'm not). He's eating approx. 1,200cals per day? Now, given that the generic way to calculate calorie deficits approx. 3,500cals cut = 1lb fat lost I have Jack in as losing around about 11lbs per month of fat. Factor in water weight, his digestive system probably being full of turd and muscle loss due to his deficit and lack of motility I think its entirely plausible that he would lose 20lbs of total weight.

I weigh approx. 2/3 of what Jack weighs and I've lost 8lbs in the last week without having a chance to start exercising properly so its entirely realistic.

The plateauing is just because Jack is at the crunch phase and he almost definitely doesn't has the will power to persevere. Or, he's convinced himself that he can be more in control of the diet and gone back to his old ways (without realising; remember, this is a man who would rather be dead than not be a red meat eating glutton).
 
Jack claimed keto could cure cancer by inhibiting the cell growth during this last livestream. Although, there is some truth into this(not sure why Jack cited a 1934 study, there's hundreds of recent ones that back up his claims somewhat) in that the Keto Diet does inhibit tumor growth a bit, however one of the common effects of Chemo and cancer is cachexia, aka physical weakness, which can be pretty common with new users of keto too. That's also ignoring that keto has been proven to be WORSE for certain kinds of cancer too, even if that's the minority.
Jack is basically advising that cancer patients take a risky diet that could leave them passed out or with worsened cancer without any consideration of the ramifications of his awful advice. Absolutely reckless snake oil salesmanry.
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I see this argument and 1934 "study" cited a lot in keto circles and it really shows their inability to take even the most light criticism to modern studies that back up their claims but have a few caveats. Not a medfag but if there was a "cure" to cancer, that treatment would be used. Apologies for the screenrecording and audio quality, no youtube downloader was working for me.
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Cancer in a nutshell is some system in your cell that stops working properly and just forces the cell to undergo mitosis constantly. "Sugar feeds cancer cells" dear god no. Lipids, proteins, and other nutrients would also feed the cancer cells. Stop coughing in your hand jack, that's gross. Also, glucose is used by brain cells for energy. Not everything hurting in your body is food related. Radiation, age, genetics, or anything that damages your dna can cause cancer. But jack is right, being fat and diabetic will make it more likely you will develop cancer.
 
There's no way Jack is just 269 lbs. No. Fucking. Way.
269 lbs is 122kg, again there is no fucking way for him being only 269. Look at his bloated corpse and tell my without laughing he's 269 lbs.
Yeah, there is no chance he is under 300 pounds. His scale must be broken.
 
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There's no way Jack is just 269 lbs. No. Fucking. Way.
269 lbs is 122kg, again there is no fucking way for him being only 269. Look at his bloated corpse and tell my without laughing he's 269 lbs.
No muscle mass. That's an easy reason to explain why he's much lighter than he looks. Dude gets no physical exercise, doesn't do any strenuous or continuous movement, and has an arm that's been decaying for years. Muscle weighs significantly more than fat does.
 
Good 2000+ Calorie meal just for Jack, keeping on the diet.

I assume the Burger is the Royal Red Robin, as its the only one with an Egg on it.
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And that definitely was not the only thing he ate tht day.

I would not be surprised if Jack actually lost a few pounds. Usually when these land whales lose a few pounds, they celebrate by throwing their diet away and never get back on track.

Considering jack eats out for breakfast lunch and dinner, it should not be too long before he starts gaining weight again.
Jack claimed keto could cure cancer by inhibiting the cell growth during this last livestream. Although, there is some truth into this(not sure why Jack cited a 1934 study, there's hundreds of recent ones that back up his claims somewhat) in that the Keto Diet does inhibit tumor growth a bit, however one of the common effects of Chemo and cancer is cachexia, aka physical weakness, which can be pretty common with new users of keto too. That's also ignoring that keto has been proven to be WORSE for certain kinds of cancer too, even if that's the minority.
Jack is basically advising that cancer patients take a risky diet that could leave them passed out or with worsened cancer without any consideration of the ramifications of his awful advice. Absolutely reckless snake oil salesmanry.
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I see this argument and 1934 "study" cited a lot in keto circles and it really shows their inability to take even the most light criticism to modern studies that back up their claims but have a few caveats. Not a medfag but if there was a "cure" to cancer, that treatment would be used. Apologies for the screenrecording and audio quality, no youtube downloader was working for me.
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Jack is a mentally retarded boomer whose morbid obesity has killed any brain cells he had left from his first stroke. Most overweight boomers will hop on fad diets like keto with outlandish claims saying it can curb cancer. As with most diets, keto has a lot of conflicting research. Human nutritional studies are by far the hardest sort of studies to control for confounding variables (you're dealing with people, not a laboratory setting with mice ofc), so often times the results will vary.

It's interesting that Jack is so harsh against sugar as he eats buckets of lard through his keto diet eating meat and cheese for all 7 meals of the day.
 
Lots of obsession, smuggery, and moralfagging in this thread. Many agree it's among the worst threads on the site. You guys should be cherishing jack for the wonderful content he provides

Props to Jack for losing 16 pounds- lets hope he keeps it off. #jackgang #brighter2021
If you want better bait, just pretend to be an angry evangelical boomer.
 
Can Jack even take a shit anymore?

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