Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

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She'd go bankrupt living in the Arctic. Everything, including food, is incredibly expensive up there and shipping costs are astronomical.
Yes, but the positive side is certain communities do not have permanent roads in and out, relying solely on the ice/ competent local workers to sort out the winter roads. Being stranded in those towns (especially if it's dry from alcohol) is hell on earth. The likeliness of owning a vehicle too is slim, so the image of a deathfat on a snowmobile "gliding" on fresh snow is pure comedy gold. Also, 30$ for a case of orange crush and upwards of 10 for a jar of pickles? Poor girl is screwed.

A girl can dream.
 
Well, she's gone all the way to VANIER to get Bibis (with Middle Eastern on its sign), which literally says what it is on its website too:
So she got the "wrap" (which she kept calling sandwich) and the "bowl" which she called a "salad."

It's like going to Chipotle and getting both a burrito and a burrito bowl as a meal.
 
Well, she's gone all the way to VANIER to get Bibis (with Middle Eastern on its sign), which literally says what it is on its website too:
How did she even find this place? Was she just randomly Googling her ex-boyfriend's nickname and found a restaurant a few hours away?

This fucking cow, lol.
 
Chantal absolutely does not need biotin and her doctors would warn her not to take it if she indeed tells them about it, which she probably won't do because as soon as she understands doctors don't think biotin works for shit, she'll buy every supplement she can because doctors don't understand nutrition/hair loss/the complexities of Chantal's ever-expanding carcass.

She has female pattern baldness, which is hormone driven and can only be treated by blocking DHT, which kills hair follicles. Once hair is lost, it's lost forever - there are some studies that show that Rogaine and other DHT blockers can stimulate new hair growth when used with laser combs or similar laser treatments, like those godless helmets some people swear by, but those cases are often more wishful thinking than actual, clinically observable results.

She needed to get on Rogaine as soon as she noticed hair loss because it would have prevented more hair loss. Biotin does not block DHT. Biotin is vitamin B7, and it can affect skin and hair quality but it cannot grow new hair and it interferes with all kinds of blood tests, like thyroid and hormone level checks. She's a metabolic catastrophe and does not need anything else possibly giving bad readings on blood tests, especially if they don't do her any good to take them.

Chantal's hair loss is permanent. It's been happening since she was in her late teens and her only hope for nice hair is a wig. But she'll probably go onto GOOP or some insane holistic vibrational healing site, see some bizarre but extremely expensive combo of biotin and, I don't know, liquefied spider webs, that she rubs into her head seven times a day and will order it and stop using the same day she starts because it's too hard to hold her arms up to massage her scalp.

Also, somewhat related, Chantal has lost all meaning to me as a human being. She's stopped being a recognizable entity that I can laugh at or get annoyed by because she's barely human anymore and nothing she does seems like a behavior I can understand well-enough to react to. It's like watching an incredibly gross alien come to Earth, trying to mimic human behavior but getting it all wrong, like being vain while also showing a bald head and bragging about fupa rot. Or the first primordial creature that ventured out of the ocean and the only reason it engaged in the titanic struggle of evolution was to be able to shit over and over again on dry land.

Last summer I associated her with a sad, dying walrus, hoping that Peetz or some aquatic mammal expert would come and hoist her onto a flatbed truck, hose her down and take her to a facility that could rehabilitate her and release her back into the wild. Now she's just a belching, shitting, balding, stinking, rotting, gorging bag of tics that is so foreign to me that I can't see the sorts of mammalian markers that permit me to have any sort of reaction to her. I'm watching National Geographic and I don't even care .
 
Chantel really ordered chinese food. I can't believe it. Literally the worst thing she could eat. The last chinese video has become a meme at this point with Chantel's "Is food suppose to make you feel like this? I thought food was suppose to give you energy" quote. She truly doesn't learn from her mistakes. At this point this is just self harm. Does Chantel ever get tired of this cycle? She's doing intuitive eating again. After she admitted intuitive eating wasn't for her because she needed something more drastic. Chantel has went through the cycle like 5 times this year alone. I should have seen the chinese mukbank coming since she mentioned in the live earlier that she was craving stir fry and broccoli. And we all know that Chantel must succumb to her cravings within hours of its formation.
 
"I THINK there's BROCCOLI in my noodles, I didn't get just the broccoli, no".

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"Oh no! They DON'T HAVE VEGETABLES in it! Damn it! I WANTED some BROCCOLI, I THOUGHT they put BROCCOLI".

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Then she keeps singing: "Vermicelli noodles are very good. Yes indeed, yes indeed".

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From craving broccoli to having some egg rolls and nearly veggies-free noodles. She's such a delusional bitch.
And she lies.

Hi Brooke!!!
 
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The crazy part of this desire for broccoli (aside from the fact there is enough fucking noodles there to serve a small family and still have leftovers) is that people on warfarin should avoid broccoli. I mean I have seen Cantonese Chow Meins and various other Chinese noodle dishes that do indeed have broccoli in them, but really you should not be eating broccoli on warfarin unless you eat it very consistently so they can factor the effect it has on your warfarin dose. Not that it matters, she probably stopped taking the blood thinners when she found out her breathing problems are just asthma.
 
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How did she even find this place? Was she just randomly Googling her ex-boyfriend's nickname and found a restaurant a few hours away?

This fucking cow, lol.
It comes up on Skip the Dishes for me so that's probably how she saw it. I giggled the first time I saw it but saw it was a middle eastern restaurant so not even close to her rock so I never bothered to post it here. But they talk almost every day so she's already mentioned it to him. They're so close.

The crazy part of this desire for broccoli (aside from the fact there is enough fucking noodles there to serve a small family and still have leftovers) is that people on warfarin should avoid brocolli. I mean I have seen Cantonese Chow Meins and various other Chinese noodle dishes that do indeed have broccoli in them, but really you should not be eating broccoli on warfarin unless you eat it very consistantly so they can factor the effect it has on your warfarin dose. Not that it matters, she probably stopped taking the blood thinners when she found out her breathing problems are just asthma.
She was saying recently she couldn't eat broccoli so I don't know why she's crying about it now. Oh right, we're supposed to believe she's all about health.
 
The crazy part of this desire for broccoli (aside from the fact there is enough fucking noodles there to serve a small family and still have leftovers) is that people on warfarin should avoid brocolli. I mean I have seen Cantonese Chow Meins and various other Chinese noodle dishes that do indeed have broccoli in them, but really you should not be eating broccoli on warfarin unless you eat it very consistantly so they can factor the effect it has on your warfarin dose. Not that it matters, she probably stopped taking the blood thinners when she found out her breathing problems are just asthma.
I'm sorry, there is no real desire for broccoli or any other vegetable. She says she craves those foods, yet every time, they magically are unobtainable due to silly restaurants messing up her orders, or supermarket delivery drivers being out of stock.
It's uncanny how every time she "needs" those foods, they, sigh, simply just are out of reach.

Our poor pudgy pigmy is shit out of luck on her broccoli journey.
 
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I'm sorry, there is no real desire for broccoli or any other vegetable. She says she craves those foods, yet every time, they magically are unobtainable due to silly restaurants messing up her orders, or supermarket delivery drivers being out of stock.
It's uncanny how every time she "needs" those foods (more for asspat views), they, sigh, simply just are out of reach.

Our poor pudgy pigmy is shit out of luck on her broccoli journey.
Also, when she was being an idiot with Jen, she was railing against keto because it doesn't allow fruit. When was the last time she ate fruit? So goddamn important to her but ..... ah, she's eating it off camera and that's the stuff we don't see. I feel the fool.
 
I'm sorry, there is no real desire for broccoli or any other vegetable. She says she craves those foods, yet every time, they magically are unobtainable due to silly restaurants messing up her orders, or supermarket delivery drivers being out of stock.
It's uncanny how every time she "needs" those foods (more for asspat views), they, sigh, simply just are out of reach.

Our poor pudgy pigmy is shit out of luck on her broccoli journey.
Craving broccoli but couldn't be bothered to include it in her "grocery haul." Somehow she did get mac & cheese that she "didn't order" though.
 
I'm sorry, there is no real desire for broccoli or any other vegetable. She says she craves those foods, yet every time, they magically are unobtainable due to silly restaurants messing up her orders, or supermarket delivery drivers being out of stock.
It's uncanny how every time she "needs" those foods (more for asspat views), they, sigh, simply just are out of reach.

Our poor pudgy pigmy is shit out of luck on her broccoli journey.
I agree with that fact. I'm aware there is no way in hell Chantal actually wants to eat any sort of vegetable but I'm more pointing out the fact that if she wasn't a lying, crazy bitch and she did start inhaling that broccoli she supposedly craves so much, she would be actively doing something that could potentially kill her on top of all the other stupid shit she does on a daily basis to kill herself. While her trying to kill herself isn't new, it makes me laugh at how much she is against her own self preservation.
 
Chantal is so predictable. During her lunchtime stream earlier today, she mentioned she was craving beef and broccoli and lo and behold she ordered Chinese for dinner.

She was especially disappointed with not getting the broccoli in her meal because she was CRAVING it.
 
Also, when she was being an idiot with Jen, she was railing against keto because it doesn't allow fruit. When was the last time she ate fruit? So goddamn important to her but ..... ah, she's eating it off camera and that's the stuff we don't see. I feel the fool.
Actually, it wasn't so long ago and it looked roughly like that...

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