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6MillionCoofs said:
I don’t understand why the rooms in pictures like these always look so messy.
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It's to show she rejected the fascist teaching of Jordan Peterson. If she were a man her penis would be unwashed.

shortfatotaku said:
she absolutely reads the farms. she reads everything. she searches her name, reads every twitter reply she gets, reads every comment on her videos. she rarely ever replies to anything, but she spends most of her day reading everything about her, everywhere. she's told me in the past she cannot stop herself from doing it and it's overtaken her life. she did not mention KF specifically, but the instant i first posted in this thread she immediately cut me off so i can only assume she is here.
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Are you really SFO? You should get verified like Kraut.
But if she read KF why didn't she clean her room after the first leaks? At the very least take pictures in a seperate room if need be, just don't look scruffy as fuck.
 
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Erika Furudo said:
Are you really SFO? You should get verified like Kraut.
But if she read KF why didn't she clean her room after the first leaks? At the very least take pictures in a seperate room if need be, just don't look scruffy as fuck.
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yes, tried but it didn't take. it's ok though.

and, because she is a depressive mess who has not been able to get her life together since greg dumped her.
 
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That's because Skeptic needs to make actual content to have a fanbase. June is just loved for being an e-girl. June has never in life had to have an actual job nor to face actual consequences from her actions, so she has no sense of responsibility or anything.

Her parents seemingly spoiled her, starting young, and the Internet fueled her because she deliberately said based-sounding things for attention. She's addicted to reading everything about her because it's the only way she has left to define herself. She has no personality, had no chance to develop any strength outside of being an attention whore due to the crippling asspats addiction.
 
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Holy shit I can't believe Alma Wade is real

WHY DOESNT THIS IMAGE JUST FUCKING UPLOAD - Copy.pngScreenshot 2021-03-14 132436.png
 
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That's because Skeptic needs to make actual content to have a fanbase. June is just loved for being an e-girl. June has never in life had to have an actual job nor to face actual consequences from her actions, so she has no sense of responsibility or anything.

Her parents seemingly spoiled her, starting young, and the Internet fueled her because she deliberately said based-sounding things for attention. She's addicted to reading everything about her because it's the only way she has left to define herself. She has no personality, had no chance to develop any strength outside of being an attention whore due to the crippling asspats addiction.
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I don't think we can blame her parents. Her sister supposedly went on to earn a STEM degree and no one is posting her asshole on the internet. I think it's due to the internet fame. If June had never got that hit of dopamine from becoming a minor e-celeb she would probably have got a normal job and lived a normal life. Boxxy is lucky she existed before "youtuber" was a "career", I think lots of girls (and guys) will end up similar to June with no life outside of the internet and a distorted preception of reality. The best part of many lolcows lives will never be posted for us to see. It must suck to think you're hot shit due to the internet then you end up with a normal job, and no one knows or cares about your youtube channel.

Skeptic has fuck all views on his videos considering he has around 480k subs, his vids just show a general downward trend with a few spikes here and there. He should be in a worse place than June given his source of income is declining, while June still has hundreds of thousands of views. Yet he still seems like the one who came out better.
 
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shortfatotaku said:
she absolutely reads the farms. she reads everything. she searches her name, reads every twitter reply she gets, reads every comment on her videos. she rarely ever replies to anything, but she spends most of her day reading everything about her, everywhere. she's told me in the past she cannot stop herself from doing it and it's overtaken her life.
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She's been this way since 2010 at least.

I used to be on that Catiechan website. People would called her the "princess" of the website. It came out that she posted about herself anonymously all day. The mods said she would talk shit on herself any time the conversation about her slowed down.

At the time I thought it was just teenage girl behavior. If she's hitting 30 and still doing that though... Well, it's sad to think literal years of her life have just been... reading about herself online.
 
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idontcaredoyou said:
Well, it's sad to think literal years of her life have just been... reading about herself online.
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Ah, the elusive ego-coomer: This beast has found that gazing into the mirror for hours on end isn't doing it anymore and now needs someone else's undivided attention to get the juices flowing. Less living rent-free inside everyone's head and more a squatter.

Common habitats: Social media, childhood bedrooms, basement "apartments".
 
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you can still find stuff on the wayback archive. i'm not autistic enough to find the post where the moderators addressed it.

never payed close attention to her, barely know a thing about her aside from her getting famous randomly. but i do remember her posting thousands of pictures of herself and asking people to vote for her in these modeling competitions.

https://web.archive.org/web/20110315213002/http://chan.catiewayne.com/m/res/1698.html#2485
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Niggernerd said:
She's on her love quest. She waiting for a man that's not one of her simps to dm her.
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Well then she's going to have to pick her room up for once, one, and two, if she is trying to rope someone with these nudes than she needs to do something besides this LG shit. She keeps doing the finger in the mouth thing and it looks more like she made a literal shit in her pants and is hoping you didn't notice then it looks enticing in any way.

I also find it comical how she's more willing to show people her absolute disaster area of a room then she is her pussy. Although I guess even if she did, we would still laugh and point. Our target would just be different
 
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