DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[grump]

Bladerunner and 2049 are excellent movies, but falling asleep isnt a rare thing. Theyre long, slow and dark. The perfect recipe to nod off.

But watch them anyway, excellent movies

I fell asleep during my first viewing of Bladerunner 2049 too. Guess I'm not the only one. Its true its not a bad movie...just a good one to put on when you're in bed.

 

[FaXmachine]

He did refer to the tip being unexpected, so maybe NotOIC dropped it early? I think he likely prefers having them when hes told about them, likely so he can stall. I presume if he gets them randomly he thinks there will be a "fixed" tip later.

 

[Sugar Puppet]

As you saw today, he was talking about the chat "not interacting" with him near the end of the stream.

I think it's obvious that he much rather prefers a big tip at the end because that's usually told ahead of time to him during a break or something. This allows him to milk whatever money his audience has while being assured he, no matter what, hits the tips goal at the end. Even if it's the same amount he got today, $125, he gets his rocks off by seeing the slow progression of milk coming from the udders of these whales.

It's funny because his acting is so bad when he does that. He does an exaggerated sigh 'Oh, looks like we're not going to reach the tip goals today guys... I really need your help right now...' then suddenly gets a huge contribution at the end and doesn't bat an eye or even verify the tip and barely thanks them.

 

[David Davidson]

Even to someone who enjoys games like this it's insane. Fights that took me 5-10 minutes take him 30-45 minutes. It's pure insanity. And he didn't even get to the fights that took me 10 minutes.

You mean this mean son of a bitch?

 

[gaarashatan]

Part of it is I think he thinks Genshin is easy which it is on the world level he is at. It doesn't stay easy I promise.
Of course he loves the gacha stuff though, but playing it once a week or whatever he won't build up enough premos. So to me it seems more like a game hes wanting to play in a braindead way, like Yakuza.

Tbh the poll when I check was 29% yes and 52% no, I mean Phil is known for ignoring stuff but I'd say that its mostly against now poll wise. And thank god, sitting through that shit was awful. He actually said at the end of his playthrough that he didn't want to go back anyway.

ya, it was fun playing it and experiencing it for awhile but its nothing but a money sink that doesnt deserve the attention it has

but due to the nature of the game it draws you in and you wont want to leave cause of all the time you invested into it. kinda like wow. so its no surprise a game where you constantly have to play and spend money or you lose attracts phils addiction

 

[Salubrious]

Of course not, and neither are the fans he hoped he'd get if Ninja checked out.

I'm willing to bet Ninja has at least a vague knowledge of DSP existing even if he's never followed him.

Let's be honest. Some "helpful" pinwheels have surely sent Ninja some of DSP's rants against him hoping to get a reaction out of Ninja and start a flaming war. Ninja to his credit never bit on it.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I'm willing to bet Ninja has at least a vague knowledge of DSP existing even if he's never followed him.

Let's be honest. Some "helpful" pinwheels have surely sent Ninja some of DSP's rants against him hoping to get a reaction out of Ninja and start a flaming war. Ninja to his credit never bit on it.

Why would Ninja bother?

"Ninja isn't a real gamer like me! Reee!"

Yeah. I'm sure he looks at the pile of money he has and thinks, "I should take the opinion of the public masturbating, child threatening, bankrupt, laughingstock seriously"

 

[Fill Bern El]

Why would Ninja bother?

"Ninja isn't a real gamer like me! Reee!"

Yeah. I'm sure he looks at the pile of money he has and thinks, "I should take the opinion of the public masturbating, child threatening, bankrupt, laughingstock seriously"

You probably wouldn't even need to know this. If you go to a streamer's livestream and you see a "tips goal" you know some bullshit going on.

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

This is not pertinent to the conversation (I'm using that word correctly unlike Phil) but

1- I was watching LSB video of the 341 meeting and at one point Nancy asks him "is this a house or a condo?",Phil maintains silence for about 10 seconds which prompts Nancy to say "Hello? Mr. Burnell",after that more time passes in silence until Phil's lawyer changes topic and Phil never answers the question.

Do you guys remember when David Davidson showed the evolution of Phil's opinion with Bugsnax? Phil at first said that it was a children's game and was joking about it until he,in time,used pignosis on himself until he was convinced it's a game only robust machoor adults will understand and children would be traumatized by a game of retarded dogs eating sentient candy.

My point with this is that Phil pignosed himself over the years to think that his HOUSE is a symbol of success that proves he is a a mature adult , I find it hilarious that his autismo brain latched onto the word house so bad that when in a meeting that will decide his future he can't bring himself to admit that he lives in a condo because his acoustic mind believes that if he shares a wall with his neighboor he ceases to be a mature adult lmao.

2. Larry bundle junior made a video with a Phil cameo and someone on LSB discord pointed out that he is using the whisk by FUCKING GOING UP AND DOWN instead of doing circular motions,this guy is so retarded he can't even operate a whisk. Imagine mixing the sugar in your coffe by going up and down with the spoon,he is too retarded to live.

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

Nancy asks him "is this a house or a condo?",Phil maintains silence for about 10 seconds which prompts Nancy to say "Hello? Mr. Burnell",after that more time passes in silence until Phil's lawyer changes topic and Phil never answers the question.

You sure about that? I distinctly remember him saying it was a khando. Didn't it happen during a disconnection in the line? And then they got back on the line, Rochelle said there was something like sixty people on the call. Maybe I'm confusing the times, but that's what I remember.

Larry Bundy Jr. used to leave comments under TIHYDPs and old detractor videos.

That fat fuck has left a comment on every video in existence

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

You sure about that? I distinctly remember him saying it was a khando. Didn't it happen during a disconnection in the line? And then they got back on the line, Rochelle said there was something like sixty people on the line? Maybe I'm confusing the times, but that's what I remember.

Did he? I dont remember that,maybe Im wrong

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

2. Larry bundle junior made a video with a Phil cameo and someone on LSB discord pointed out that he is using the whisk by FUCKING GOING UP AND DOWN instead of doing circular motions,this guy is so retarded he can't even operate a whisk. Imagine mixing the sugar in your coffe by going up and down with the spoon,he is too retarded to live.
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AN1337 played that same video recently. At first glance you might think "Oh he's just breaking the egg yolks first and then he's gonna whisk it properly" but no, he actually whisks the eggs like this the whole time. By repeatedly stabbing them with the whisk.

Larry Bundy Jr. used to leave comments under TIHYDPs and old detractor videos.

 

[Stephen Hawking]

LSB discord pointed out that he is using the whisk by FUCKING GOING UP AND DOWN instead of doing circular motions,he is too retarded to live.
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Please let have DSP tries it: Power Tools Edition. We'll start easy with a hammer and nails.

 

[PieceofShet]

He did say condo on the phone. 100% cause i remember.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Nigga are fights in this game supposed to be 40+ minutes long?

This better be sarcasm, there’s no way you assumed the DSP length to complete something was the expected time

 

[marlintan]

Please let have DSP tries it: Power Tools Edition. We'll start easy with a hammer and nails.

DSP tries it: welding; his pajamas catch fire and hilarity ensues.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

You sure about that? I distinctly remember him saying it was a khando. Didn't it happen during a disconnection in the line? And then they got back on the line, Rochelle said there was something like sixty people on the call. Maybe I'm confusing the times, but that's what I remember.


That fat fuck has left a comment on every video in existence

And unlike Piggy Larry does have receipts of being a professional vidya game player he was on that British game show back in the 90's.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

1- I was watching LSB video of the 341 meeting and at one point Nancy asks him "is this a house or a condo?",Phil maintains silence for about 10 seconds which prompts Nancy to say "Hello? Mr. Burnell",after that more time passes in silence until Phil's lawyer changes topic and Phil never answers the question.

Do you guys remember when David Davidson showed the evolution of Phil's opinion with Bugsnax? Phil at first said that it was a children's game and was joking about it until he,in time,used pignosis on himself until he was convinced it's a game only robust machoor adults will understand and children would be traumatized by a game of retarded dogs eating sentient candy.

My point with this is that Phil pignosed himself over the years to think that his HOUSE is a symbol of success that proves he is a a mature adult , I find it hilarious that his autismo brain latched onto the word house so bad that when in a meeting that will decide his future he can't bring himself to admit that he lives in a condo because his acoustic mind believes that if he shares a wall with his neighboor he ceases to be a mature adult lmao.

Before the bankruptcy, calling the WA condo a condo would make you a detractor. IT IS A HOUSE. Until it stopped being a house. The same place somehow turned into a condo after the bankruptcy. Phil never addressed this (because the detractors were right). He calls it a condo now no problem. I wish a wheelchair would call him out on this so we get a new retcon.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil is back at Fall Guys.
I'm still unclear why he calls players shoving one another 'griefing' when it is clearly an intended mechanic. Admittedly, I don't play the game, but someone shooting you when you're capping a domination point in CoD is not 'griefing', nor is using a shell in Mario Kart.

He also complained that the music hasn't been updated in the last year.
I agree that in a year, you'd think something trying to entertain an audience would make some updates. On an unrelated note, what was the last thing Phil upgraded for the stream?

Phil is also currently talking about weight gain. If he started gaining weight, he'd have to force himself to eat less to lose weight. He can't afford to gain weight because his back would be in pain. In a new twist of lore, Phil claimed that the last time his back hurt, he was drinking a lot to numb the pain. When asked to elaborate on this, Phil says it was YT that saved him from this downward spiral of alcohol and back pain.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

He also complained that the music hasn't been updated in the last year.

"THUGS ON THE FLOOR, THUGS ON THE FLOOR..."