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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Holy shit, the sheer insanity of this whole thing. How do you go posting about your animals dying to entirely preventable circumstances, and people just hand-wave it like “Oh, that happens”?

Lou would absolutely fit right in with these people, in terms of sheer insanity. But he’d probably pitch a fit at being expected to work.
 
I can't wait to see what the spend the donations during the raid on.
Easy: more weapons because Bonny and Penny get off on them, bucketloads of terrible food, and Kevin's toy collection and new streaming rig. Kevin is a kept woman, after all.

About 10% will go to some second-hand trailers they'll set up outside to house trans slave labour volunteers.
 
Holy shit, the sheer insanity of this whole thing. How do you go posting about your animals dying to entirely preventable circumstances, and people just hand-wave it like “Oh, that happens”?

Lou would absolutely fit right in with these people, in terms of sheer insanity. But he’d probably pitch a fit at being expected to work.
Kevin and Jen get away with doing no work and basically are holed up in bed all day Tweeting or writing Islamic coomer shit or playing Overwatch and using most of the Tranch's generated energy on their extravagant gaming rigs. I know Kevin is one of Penny's sex pets and is also a little, and is basically a paying tenant who doesn't clean up after himself as part of his pedophile LARP shtick. I think Jen might be another one of Penny's troon harem, but I'm not 100% sure.
Oh God that should be the top cover for the Big Book of British Smiles
Penny wins the award for "most British-looking person who isn't actually British."
 
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