US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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The problem is they're trying to have their cake and eat it.

They're trying to signal to the voting public that immigrants are welcome, and anyone who wants to can come in, while at the same time understanding that they're still just a burden and the country is currently being fucked to hell by the pandemic. So they roll out a welcome mat and then chase down and lock up anyone stupid enough to take them up on the offer, because ICE is apparently still being given free reign by Biden to do exactly the same things they did under Trump, just with extra ass-covering on Joe's part.

Which is why these migrant detention centers are now 700% beyond capacity and conditions are even worse than they were under Trump, because Trump at least was willing to nut up and say he didn't actually want illegal immigrants, instead of talking out of both sides of his mouth and compounding the misery. Right now these people think they can just hop across the border any time they want and they have it made, because that's the lie the Democrats are selling to the public, only to then promptly get the shaft.

It's more sadistic than anything they accused Trump of, and it's all rooted in their cowardice and greed, rather than merely cruelty.
If this leads to immigrants emigrating and "deporting themselves", then Biden will have officially done what Trump was trying to do, and /pol/ may actually start liking him.
Iran's trigger finger is itchy. Again. The petty Persians are ready to go after their Great Satan again.
This'll keep going until somebody dies, won't it?
 
In honor of today being the Ides of March, who would be the most likely to be Biden's Brutus? (hypothetically of course)
I want the dog Major to finish his assignment. A broken foot and an owie to the security guard... he's falling down on the mission.
 
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