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Does KG even watch the streams?

I assume "removing sock accounts' is his way of rigging the results for Phil but half the time viewers choices are still shit Phil hates.

Also how is he gonna play a new viewers choice when the current one (Divinity) is gonna take him nine years to finish at this rate.
 
It's actually pretty crazy to think of how much time Phil has spent grooming younger people and how he has always had more fans who were younger than him as opposed to fans his own age. Going all the way back to the fighting game days his fans in the scene always seem like prepubescents when they're shown in videos.

He likes to ramble about how he danced through the street like a pied piper and all this absurd exaggeration but posting youtube videos shouting about "SHIT AND DICKS!" and playing video games is absolutely a way to attract children DSP. And then you galvanized them by forming the "hate army" and giving all these talks about being the underdog putting them under full pignoisis until one day suddenly they were mass clicking the ads on your videos, they were taking down detractor videos, they were becoming your moderators.

And there you were Phil, raking in the money and getting your little ego boosted. But you had to keep pushing it, you had to scam and weasel as much money out of them as you could and so they started leaving. Now it's just you and the most brainwashed members of your little cult remaining.
 
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OJ Simpson said:
Ninja is a fag but why all the hate? Lol. It's just pure jealousy. It's not like Ninja is some scumbag who beats women off stream as far as we know. He has funny colored hair and entertains children, it's called an audience, DSP. Typically when you want to keep a good thing going, you cater to your audience so you don't end up averaging 250 wheelchair's and 50 mentally ill trahctor's 13 years into a begacy. Now if Ninja tomorrow decided to go back to his natural hair color and start playing mature, adult games like Mario and lost his audience and his bank account shrunk, DSP would find a way to shit on him for that too.

Just stay in your own lane Dave, the jealousy is palpable, and hahnestly, pathetic.
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I think one of the core issues is he is afraid of losing khet. In autistic fashion, he avoids anything that could be seen as a transgression, even if it could make him tons of money. Code Vein could have been easy money by having the chat design their ideal waifu character, and then phil plays it to the end. He underestimates the value of the weeb market. Same thing with the Colonel Sanders dating sim, which would have been a easy pick for his halloween stream. His chat could have selected certain routes based on majority spam.

It wouldn't even involve any decision-making by phil, he'd be simply fulfilling the wishes of his audience; making serious money by the end of the night. Twitch wouldn't care and I doubt khet is that petty since it would be his audience pulling the strings while phil laughs it up in classic boomer fashion. GTG has said it before, phil squanders opportunity after opportunity.
 
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An Avenging Bird said:
Yeah that isn't depression.
That's making up a narrative to manipulate an emotional reaction so retards who don't know any better fork over their money.
That's the end goal of literally everything out of that abomination's mouth.
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Yea when he pulled that nonsense he became irredeemable in my eyes. I have close friends with depression and the last thing they would want you to know is that they have it; they basically want everyone around them to know that they are OK. So every time Blockhead brings up that so called "depression" bullshit he can eat a whole bags of dicks with that...
 
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Phil is low on contributions and has been outright stalling for over 15 minutes now to stretch out the pretsream.

But it was finally said.
He still has not paid the tax guy.
He needed $1000 to pay him and wanted to do it ASAP - it was urgent... that week. Since then he has received well over $3000 in tips alone and has still not paid him.

EDIT: Someone, because it is likely all the same person with two names, is tipping $1.30 periodically to drag the prestream on. Timbo and Anony are cheering to fill the gaps between the tips to keep Phil talking. He has another 20 minutes before his actual break time, so they're going to need to keep the money flowing.
 
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Perhaps this is or isn't worth posting and maybe not in this thread but hey-ho I guess vote me down or move it if its irrelevant (unless someone has beat me to it already). The account @YouLookDivorced has been created in the last few days and has posted a few times in the thread. When I first saw the profile I had a laugh and commented on his profile as he had a picture of Anthony Palumbo of TCAP fame. For some reason this account name stuck in my mind as it uses the 3 word name form that OIC uses for his accounts and sock puppets. The name itself seemed a little arbitrary until I questioned whether or not it was a song name. Google showed it was a song name, specifically by Anal Cunt, whom I believe OIC has used in account names before. At this juncture I'm pretty certain that @YouLookDivorced is in fact OIC, and most likely he got extremely buttmad at Anonymouse being talked about more than him and attempted to infiltrate the farms for his own gay ops. I'm willing to hear otherwise and retract this but until then my accusation stands that this account is OIC.

Edit: One of the few posts by the account is about OIC, also
 
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Red Bistro said:
He distinctly categorizes the 5k as separate from everything else, calling it "internal business expenses". No I'm not joking.

He is so inured to the fact his chat is filled with actual children that he thinks he can get away with:

- not buying a new laptop
- not buying a new gaming rig
- not buying a green screen
- not buying a new camera
- not buying a new capture setup
- making zero streaming investments other than the bare minimum number of AAA titles and console releases

And purport to have five thousand dollars monthly "internal business expenses" that are, coincidentally, none of anyone's business.

There's no lie he won't tell to avoid facing up to his gambling addiction.
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you cant blame him though at this point. maybe if it was old phil, but now thats just a smart move. a waste of money cause he knows hell never grow bigger than what hes at now. so it doesnt matter how his streams improve.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
But it was finally said.
He still has not paid the tax guy.
He needed $1000 to pay him and wanted to do it ASAP - it was urgent... that week. Since then he has received well over $3000 in tips alone and has still not paid him.
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Should we even be surprised at this point (if true)? How much of an idiot can you be to neglect this yet again?
 
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