Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)
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Press X to Doubt.
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It is true that both can possibly be managed by medication. This said, I feel bad for Bloody Mary. What did they do to deserve the association?
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Ah see, an easy mistake to make. They meant the number of Lewy bodies detected.
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How dare you doubt our God-king Biden! He has one of the highest IQs in the world and that is why he is expertly avoiding press conferences and speeches because us plebeians can’t possibly understand the breadth and wisdom of God-king Biden. This is why he speaks to us mainly through Press Secretary Psaki, who is one of the only people qualified to understand Biden and condense his ideas into something the unwashed masses can comprehend. Biden is the smartest president of our lifetimes and those who can’t see it are clearly of low intelligence and lack critical thinking skills.
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You have to source your quotes, man. It's a bit too on the nose.
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Is this Kiwi Farms or boomer Facebook?
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Imagine a white noise poster trying to call out an older gentleman for their actually-on-topic posting. At least they're trying to be funny.
I like the first one in particular. They land pretty well sometimes. Third one is a bit too wordy though.
I like the first one in particular. They land pretty well sometimes. Third one is a bit too wordy though.
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Biden is bringing back our economy and the rising gas prices show us that in just fifty days that he’s boosting the economy far more than Trump ever has because the only reason gas prices are rising now is due to high demand. Gas that is $5+ a gallon is a sign of a good economy, and that’s where we’re headed, especially with the passing of the $1.9 trillion dollar stimulus package. Everyone here is underestimating Biden’s intelligence.
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Hell yeah, we'll really be kickin' it into high gear once gas hits 50 bucks a gallon. One dollar per year Biden has been useless.
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This is a joke account right? Because if not, how far down your throat is Joe's dick at this point.
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Good news everyone. You'll be shot and your money will be worthless!
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While I understand that Poe's Law is in full effect here, they are just doing a bit.
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Sorry Joe your not making me get the shot
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It is time to celebrate for you Americans. Soon you will all be millionaires, billionaires, trillionaires, and quadrillionares. The bitcoin price will probably be written with an exponent though. the amount of zeros will just be annoying to have to deal with.
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Hey @JosephStalin keeps us in touch with the "shitposting grandpa" demo and is a valued member of the team.
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That's not what St. Fauci said. Are you contradicting the word of St. Fauci?
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Hey HHH, any regrets over not voting for Trump yet? Not that it matters as your vote would've gotten stolen anyway, but at least you'd be able to say you did the right thing.
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