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Sheikh Tranny Bin Banging said:
Look, I know you're trying to blend in, OIC, but could you at least learn common courtesy re: Doubleposting
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You got me there. I was double posting. Too much iced coffee. I'll keep an eye out for that in the future. Thanks for being a loyal assistant.

I hope your day improves.
 
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black petal said:
did phil lose weight? been out of the loop.
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He has noticeable man tits now
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Hadidecount1990 said:
He has noticeable man tits now
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He effectively said that he did it by starving himself. Not like a disorder, just a lazy and very unhealthy way to do it. Your body goes exactly the way his did.

A few gym visits would lift those boobs. He's the world's first male C-Cup streamer.
 
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When your diet consists of mashed potatoes made by a horse supermodel wife, frozen meals, fast food and gin coupled with 12 years + of not moving, you get Phil's weird ass looking body. To Phil, a carton of milk is heavy and the shit is hilarious. If you want to see more @black petal then you can find more disgusting oddities at this thread: Phil's Weird Body. It's where I snagged that photo of his bitch tits from

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YouLookDivorced said:
He effectively said that he did it by starving himself. Not like a disorder, just a lazy and very unhealthy way to do it. Your body goes exactly the way his did.

A few gym visits would lift those boobs. He's the world's first male C-Cup streamer.
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Um, didn't you know he gets a rigorous workout every time he brings in groceries and walks around the supermarket? Pssh, what a nudnig.
 
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YouLookDivorced said:
He effectively said that he did it by starving himself. Not like a disorder, just a lazy and very unhealthy way to do it. Your body goes exactly the way his did.

A few gym visits would lift those boobs. He's the world's first male C-Cup streamer.
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DSP somehow lost only muscle mass weight and no fat. I've seen 70 year olds that deteriorated slower than DSP at 35.
 
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CCheelai said:
Woah when was this?? Phil hasn't done a DSP Tries It that exposes his gouty stomach in ages.
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@Cistern Rumbler might be able to tell you exactly as he shared this 2 weeks ago, but though Phil doesn't do DSP Tries It, on some of his vest goals and recent Ask the King segments, he'll do a mini DSP Tries it where he eats something from like Wendy's and from there, we get to see this. Also when he's been DMCA'd, we got to see his body when he did his reeemergency streams
 
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Heckler1 said:
Um, didn't you know he gets a rigorous workout every time he brings in groceries and walks around the supermarket? Pssh, what a nudnig.
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And he was TOTALLY RIPPED back in the day.

He actually looked alright in a few of the older videos. The one where he's shilling that weird seat. On stream, he said he was 'hardcore' about his dad's weight set until 'muh back'.. Christ, I've had two sp[inal surgeries, and I still work out. What a waste of male genetics.

Found it! - https://kiwifarms.net/threads/phils-weird-body.74175/post-7041722
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Prince Lotor said:
Any attention that you pay to Phil increases the overall reach of the total attention paid to Phil on the internet, which increases the odds of another sped stumbling across Phil and becoming a whale. Even me just posting on this forum about him does this.

BSV found Phil through Metokur making videos about Phil. BSV is some Norwegian weirdo who survived some kind of boat sinking as a child. He has thrown tens of thousands at Phil.

Swagginz found Phil by watching various TIHYDPs and thinking they were the funniest thing he's ever seen. Swagginz has given thousands to Phil.

If you participate in the Autism Vortex surrounding Phil you are raising his attention profile and on some level you are contributing to making it more likely that a new sped with an open wallet will stumble across him. The more directly you participate the more attention you bring to the Autism Vortex, and the more fun you make it for people to participate in the Autism Vortex on the level you do.

Sometimes I will sit in a restream live for a bit. When I do so I raise the viewer count for that stream and increase the likelihood of random people stumbling across that restream in a directory or getting a random recommendation.

You say there are only 30 people participating in Phil's chat to downplay how your participation in his chat helps him. Imagine if you stopped posting in his chat whatsoever. Imagine if everyone of a similar mindset to you stopped posting in Phil's chat. Imagine if there were literally like just 10 Derichs posting in Phil's chat. Do you think the whales who want attention would be more or less inclined to throw money at Phil? Do you think the random speds would have more or less fun posting in a dead, meme-less chat? Why do you like making Phil's Twitch chat a 'fun' place whose 'vibe' you like participating in? Why do you like increasing Phil's Twitch sub-directory ranking?
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this post so much this! Man it makes me feel bad for any time in the past ive gone into Phils chat. My views are the same tho, if you are in Phils chat you are bringing him attention. Not only that but if a sub bomb happens and you are there thats money going in phils hands because you got a sub. If no one was in his chat he'd lost hundreds upon hundreds of subs not only from there being no one in chat to gift a sub to but also Phil out right couldn't justify a sub goal with less than a hundred or 2 in his chat each day. I hope your post makes more people wake up about lurking on his twitch channel.
 
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kobainkhad said:
If no one was in his chat he'd lost hundreds upon hundreds of subs not only from there being no one in chat to gift a sub to
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I do not think that is how it works, I've gotten Gift Subs to channels I have never been in (to my knowledge, but I don't think I would ever go to a Call of Duty focused channel)
 
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Something that kind of got lost in all of the absolute mortifying behavior by Phillip.

He beasted through the game after coming back from break and being showered with all that money and there's really only two explanations and they're both pathetic af

1) the way he was acting was literally, no hyperbole, like a crack fiend after getting their hit. Way more relaxed. Thanking his wheelchairs for "putting up with him". A literal 180 mood swing. Got his mind at ease and stopped thinking about the rng and flame bats materializing right on his character

2) he lowered the difficulty during his break.

I don't know the game and have no idea if that'd be an easy thing to decipher

Either way - it's pathetic. This is easily the most 2nd hand embarrassment I've felt for him in the ~18 months if been orbiting.

He is out of control and there's no way this will all end well. Whenever that'll be. But if he loses his mind over $15 and streamlabs going offline for an hour... Just imagine.

I also love that "I need streamlabs operating so that I can talk to you guys" as if there isn't a chat room where anyone can share their thoughts for free.
 
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