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[Pizdec]

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"I'm not sure how they fit on humans with soft skin"

What the fuck? Is it just me, or does this come across like some reptilian-alien trying to communicate with/pass as human? That's just downright weird/creepy phrasing. Then again, I'm not sure what I expected from people who melt down aluminum cans into shitty knives that look like a psycho killer made them.

Dude's probably a tranny armyfuck like Greta was, so his ass was used to wearing literal bricks compared to dumbshits like Bonnie and Clyde here.

 

[axfaxf]

So far we´ve got : lunatic, deranged men on drugs, armed and ready for combat The Troonsolution, possible incoming Tranchers (I´m hoping Meth Jesus and the arab Rambo dude!) and a shitload of unexpected cash.

What could possibly go wrong in that scenario.

 

[Enoby Way]

This thread was a mistake. Welcome to all the yarn spergs, gun spergs, low effort jokes and confused questions etc whose points have already been made at least three times each in the old thread. There is barely anything new here. If anything we should have split Kevin off into a new thread.

The first 50 pages of this are going to be a nightmare.

 

[160048]

God, i wanna go to the tranch. It sounds so fun there. Do they accept non trans visitors. Can i pay them like 100 dollars for some photos with the crew.

 

[0 0]

This thread was a mistake. Welcome to all the yarn spergs, gun spergs, low effort jokes and confused questions etc whose points have already been made at least three times each in the old thread. There is barely anything new here. If anything we should have split Kevin off into a new thread.

The first 50 pages of this are going to be a nightmare.

Splitting Kevin off into his own thread wouldn't make sense when the original thread is his own thread. If Kevin were to get his own thread as you suggested, the same thing would happen to that thread instead.

New people are stumbling across the thread, repetition is going to happen because not everyone is instantly up to date.

 

[Enoby Way]

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Splitting Kevin off into his own thread wouldn't make sense when the original thread is his own thread. If Kevin were to get his own thread as you suggested, the same thing would happen to that thread instead.

New people are stumbling across the thread, repetition is going to happen because not everyone is instantly up to date.

IMHO Kevins thread would be less clogged up with this as there is less lore on him alone.

I'm just salty because I've been deprived of the metaphorical goodgirl omlettes of instant gratification and entertainment every time I open this thread. You did a good job and I shouldn't be complaining. My impulse got the better of me there. Sorry.

 

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J

IMHO Kevins thread would be less clogged up with this as there is less lore on him alone.

I'm just salty because I've been deprived of the metaphorical goodgirl omlettes of instant gratification and entertainment every time I open this thread. You did a good job and I shouldn't be complaining. My impulse got the better of me there. Sorry.

You don't have to apologize for giving your opinion, I was only sharing why I disagree.

 

[Easy Peasy]

I'm glad that all of the tranch stupidity is contained like a resident evil virus, its easier to track, it just lost a little momentum because it's not mixed with kevin anymore. I think this is going to work perfectly for the current fuckery though

 

[Enoby Way]

You don't have to apologize for giving your opinion, I was only sharing why I disagree.

Cheers. I do feel however i was being a grumpy bitch and quite ungrateful over all the hard work you have put into this, considering how my involvement has been limited to a few screencaps here and there. I'm just being polite.

 

[SmokeyMcRunFast]

Entertaining -- and appalling -- thread.

I'm surprised nobody has yet mentioned the parallels these loonies have with Rainbow Farm. Briefly summarized: RF was a Michigan stoner retreat run by two partnered gay redneck survivalists (!) The place was a haven for marijuana smokers and neo-hippie festivals until they started openly thumbing their noses at the drug laws, and found themselves besieged by State and Federal agents. After the two partners started burning down buildings on the land, the LEOs shot them to death.

It would have been a bigger story, but 9/11, which happened just a few days later, blew the incident out of the news. There's a good book that tells the whole story.

Huh. Sounds like the reason no one knows about the killdozer. Reagan died the next day.

As for the generator I think I mentioned it in the kevkev thread but for what they have paid out in cheap chinesium gensets they could have gotten a Generac with a auto switch.

As to the wet cell batteries we use them where I work for emergency backups for critical valves and switches. They need to be maintained, topped off and replaced as needed. Somehow I don’t think the tranch is keeping up with regular maintenance.

Also I remember seeing something about the batteries being for a solar system that came with the place. I think someone mentioned something about the it breaking and that their solution was to buy the cheap generators. Any bets on them fixing the solar with the gibsmedat money?

 

[Swiss46]

The rest of the state close to as red as it gets. I’m really not sure why they’re surprised to see a hardcore Trump supporter in a county that went 70% for Trump.

The answer is because they're stupid and have a hilariously narrow world view that causes them to alienate anyone who disagrees with them.

 

[Nu11ptr]

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"I'm not sure how they fit on humans with soft skin"

What the fuck? Is it just me, or does this come across like some reptilian-alien trying to communicate with/pass as human? That's just downright weird/creepy phrasing. Then again, I'm not sure what I expected from people who melt down aluminum cans into shitty knives that look like a psycho killer made them.

Personally I'm more interested by the reply:

"Perfect have guard all night tonight and so far I feel the safest I've ever felt lighter than what I was wearing too"

It's one thing to LARP online as the latest victims of the big bad fash but if you're going so far as to have assigned shifts for guard duty, that's taking it to a whole new level. I know gibs and asspats are great and all, but I wouldn't think they'd be worth have to side-eye every kindly old granny at Wal-Mart because she might be leftover Hitler Jüngen, hell-bent on purifying for Reich round 4.

Sleep deprivation also usually serves as an accelerant in burgeoning mental instability, so if they're fucking up their sleep schedule to keep on high alert for Trump-supporting, tire pump toutin' terrorists it's only a matter of time until someone snaps.

Also I'm no tactical expert but if "all night" is actually all night, wouldn't that be way too long for a single person to keep watch for? If they can maintain any acceptable level of alertness for 8+ hours of darkness and silence they are 100% on something.

So we've got sleep-deprived trannies strung out on accelerants, staring into the barren wastelands of Colorado for hours at a time with rifles at the ready.

Fuck the Nazi Fascists, they'll be under siege by The Shadow People within a month, tops.

 

[Ghost of Wesley Willis]

I was wondering when if this thread was gonna ever happen.

The very first time I got exposed to this, I was on twitter seeing a painful to read tweet about how America's rural country isn't just "Straight white conservative Christian males".

They couldn't have chosen a better representative to disprove that theory after reading all of this lmao.

 

[Spawn]

Well time to bring on my army of the undead

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

I've been reading this thread and thus far I've failed to understand or identify who this alt right tranny hating death squad is? The local town folk ? Detractors? Random delusions ? The ghost of alpacas past?

Meet Joshua Conner Moon commander of the 1488 tranny extermination regiment Legend has it that he has a necklace of Jewish fingers that he uses to terrify his enemies,
He's currently training his tranny extermination squads in the heart of Siberia

 

[Dunkleosteus]

In regards to the people asking about why they picked alpaca instead of something actually worth their time, I believe the tranchers did a interview last year and one of them, probably Kevin, said that farming alpaca was "queer" or something along those lines. Cause a farm animal can totally be queer.

I mean it fits cause modern "queer" shit is a huge waste of time and money so which troon it was wasn't wrong.

 

[los pepes]

The worst part of the right losing the culture war is we get this instead of proper trap harems. What a shame.

 

[Ghostse]

They're already preparing for a career as soldiers of fortune when the tranch inevitably collapses.

You are mexican drug lord. You and your sicarios are wacked out on a 3 day meth & PCP binge, ready to go loud on some shadow people at any moment. The gates of your compound are decorated with skulls from random people you saw and decided randomly to kill - no reason, no order, you spared some and killed others, taking their heads while making everyone watch, only on a fickle whim. You have the governor's family chained in your basement, and you've been feeding parts of them to a lion you shackled up like you're some sort of Bond villain because that's the voices tell you to do. You know the federales are coming, but that's fine. You are going to out like a macho bad-ass , in a hail of cordite and lead. When its over, the world will know its over, and this is how its going end. The only thing you don't is when and how many people you'll end before its your turn.

Suddenly your window blows in, and eventuall, with some wheezing, half a dozen out of shape tower men in matching plate carriers eventally flop their way into your compound. As the first one orders you get drop your weapon and get on the floor with an embarassing falsetto, it dawns on you: these men are women. They spent thousands of dollars for a surgeon to castrate them, and invert their penis into a fuckable wound they work daily with a medical dildo to keep it from healing closed. None of them have showered in recent memory.

You immediately comply, tossing your weapon and getting down on the floor. You are a strung out meth head ready to die, sure. But you have absolutely nothing on these completely fucking mental head cases.

 

[Trianon]

This is pinging Wild, Wild Country more than other cults for me. Ranching, mandated gun drills, forcing mentally ill people off-site, and stupid paranoid pissing matches with the normal, befuddled locals. Mainly that one.

Would the Tranch Davidians poison Westcliffe's salad bar?

I also have to laugh at how fragile the Confederate flag makes people. It's cute, hush.

farming alpaca was "queer"

 

[shoashuffle]

forcing mentally ill people off-site

Damn, they abandoned the ranch already?